Author Topic: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy... (Read 15525 times)

Cy Tolliver · « **on:** November 17, 2010, 12:34:53 AM »

I'm fucking depressed, last night my girlfriend almost dumped me because i thought it would be a silly/funny idea to hide a cardboard mask with her dad's face printed on it by my bed and slip it on, while we were having sex...

Mazda323 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2010, 12:44:45 AM »

Damn that's good!!!

HAHAHAHA

WillGrant · « **Reply #2 on:** November 17, 2010, 12:47:51 AM »

hahahaha

MB_722 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 17, 2010, 12:54:06 AM »

Tito24 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 17, 2010, 01:50:48 AM »

hahaha im starting to like this guy

Cy Tolliver · « **Reply #5 on:** November 17, 2010, 02:02:27 AM »

Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on November 17, 2010, 01:59:16 AM

hey mARS was expecting zoomins of this chick's snatch you know.

Ron said no more interracial porn, bestiality or nudity or im gone...

Tito24 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 17, 2010, 02:09:16 AM »

yes the gay lobby is pressing hard on ron, we cant blame him.

BIG ACH · « **Reply #7 on:** November 17, 2010, 07:35:45 AM »

Why does she have a mask of her father's face?

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #8 on:** November 17, 2010, 08:40:08 AM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on November 17, 2010, 07:35:45 AM

Why does she have a mask of her father's face?

take a wild guess

Meso_z · « **Reply #9 on:** November 17, 2010, 08:42:55 AM »

she wont recover.

Tito24 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 17, 2010, 08:59:37 AM »

haha.

monstercalves · « **Reply #11 on:** November 17, 2010, 09:12:21 AM »

Quote from: Cy Tolliver on November 17, 2010, 12:34:53 AM

I'm fucking depressed, last night my girlfriend almost dumped me because i thought it would be a silly/funny idea to hide a cardboard mask with her dad's face printed on it by my bed and slip it on, while we were having sex...

this is priceless ......

u have gained some respect now!

this seems like an original idea.......

what made u think of it or who told u about it or came up with the idea?

this is comedy gold for me and others and you also to laugh with ur buddies about it

but what in the name of sweet christ our saviour from nazereth were u thinking ?

did u think she would start laughing and think u were a funny guy ?

Tito24 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 17, 2010, 09:15:38 AM »

Cy Tolliver certainly is an upcoming talent here.

Meso_z · « **Reply #13 on:** November 17, 2010, 09:20:09 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on November 17, 2010, 09:15:38 AM

Cy Tolliver certainly is an upcoming talent here.

haha i wonder the girls thoughts when she sees her father from now on. haha priceless, as i said she wont recover for years to come.

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 17, 2010, 09:25:30 AM »

rape her with the mask on

WillGrant · « **Reply #15 on:** November 17, 2010, 03:03:41 PM »

Quote from: slaveboy1980 on November 17, 2010, 09:25:30 AM

rape her with the mask on

But what if she enjoys it and starts saying fuck me daddy harderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Army of One · « **Reply #16 on:** November 17, 2010, 03:07:13 PM »

Quote from: WillGrant on November 17, 2010, 03:03:41 PM

But what if she enjoys it and starts saying fuck me daddy harderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Change it to a picture of her Grandfather?

Master Blaster · « **Reply #17 on:** November 17, 2010, 03:12:15 PM »

a lot of rape jokes lately

don't forget that women aren't the only ones getting raped

WillGrant · « **Reply #18 on:** November 17, 2010, 03:17:02 PM »

Quote from: Xerxes on November 17, 2010, 03:05:54 PM

Turn on?

Quote from: Army of One on November 17, 2010, 03:07:13 PM

Change it to a picture of her Grandfather?

And she starts moaning "oh pappy just like when you popped my cherry" $:-\$

I think thats when the german shepard mask needs to come out

Meso_z · « **Reply #19 on:** November 17, 2010, 11:44:47 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on November 17, 2010, 03:12:15 PM

a lot of rape jokes lately

don't forget that women aren't the only ones getting raped

true. lots of guys are raped daily on gb.

monstercalves · « **Reply #20 on:** November 18, 2010, 01:14:06 AM »

this should be a sticky ffs LOL

this guy deserves a comedy medal!

Tito24 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 18, 2010, 09:55:22 AM »

looks like getbig as we knew it is coming back

Howard · « **Reply #22 on:** November 18, 2010, 01:45:09 PM »

Quote from: Cy Tolliver on November 17, 2010, 12:34:53 AM

I'm fucking depressed, last night my girlfriend almost dumped me because i thought it would be a silly/funny idea to hide a cardboard mask with her dad's face printed on it by my bed and slip it on, while we were having sex...

LOL< you are a dreamboat and ladies man.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #23 on:** November 18, 2010, 02:33:14 PM »

Quote from: Tito24 on November 17, 2010, 02:09:16 AM

yes the gay lobby is pressing hard on ron, we cant blame him.

Cy Tolliver · « **Reply #24 on:** November 18, 2010, 02:51:07 PM »

Quote from: Howard on November 18, 2010, 01:45:09 PM

LOL< you are a dreamboat and ladies man.

I learned it from you my cave dwelling friend!