keith writes letter to the biggest loser tv show

[The Abdominal Snoman]

[johnnynoname]

i'm not gay or anything but if i were to meet keith I would have to hug him and not let go

[bigdumbbell]

i'm not gay or anything but if i were to meet keith I would have to hug him and not let go

  lol  so you're a chubby chaser now ? 

[johnnynoname]

  lol  so you're a chubby chaser now ? 

hell yeah

[Master Blaster]

time for a cold shower

[Alexander D]

i'm not gay or anything but if i were to meet keith I would have to hug him and not let go

gayest post of the past 15 minutes lol

[che]

gayest post of the past 15 minutes lol

Hugging is not gay  ADUB

[Alexander D]

Hugging is not gay  ADUB

It's only gay if I want it to be? 

[spinnis]

Hugging is not gay  ADUB

believe that.

or boxing would be more gay then mma  

TJING  

[che]

boxing would be more gay then mma  

Impossible

[spinnis]

Impossible

I beg to differ, mma is man on man, boxing is a threeway apparently 

[Alexander D]

Keith is fat. very fat.

[johnnynoname]

Keith is fat. very fat.

the back of his neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

[Alexander D]

the back of his neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

is that why dogs always chase him around? Or is that cause his fingers smell like fried chicken grease?

[johnnynoname]

is that why dogs always chase him around? Or is that cause his fingers smell like fried chicken grease?

lol this


i only wish that keith was black because the cracks on him would be tremendous.

I could say shit like he almost bit his fingers off cuz he thought his hand was a kit kat bar

[Alexander D]

lol this


i only wish that keith was black because the cracks on him would be tremendous.

I could say shit like he almost bit his fingers off cuz he thought his hand was a kit kat bar

Keith would be an ashy motha fawka if he was black. FACT.

[Devon97]

Keith,

Would you seriously be interested in making a run on The Biggest Loser?

I think it would be a wise move for you.

[Alexander D]

Keith,

Would you seriously be interested in making a run on The Biggest Loser?

I think it would be a wise move for you.

I'm not sure about that whole "run" thing... but im sure he could ROLL on the Biggest Loser lol

[johnnynoname]

I'm not sure about that whole "run" thing... but im sure he could ROLL on the Biggest Loser lol

zing

[Lundgren]

Keith is fat. very fat.

It's a spider bite, don't be insensitive.

[doison]

Did he died?

[Alexander D]

Did he died?

ples forgive me my engrish not so gud

[epic_alien]

you guys arent helping him with the letter.

lets see if theres anything i forgot.

dear jillian,

once i wore a jacket that looked like something dolly parton would wear to a function where i was one of the celebraties. i was hob nobbing around with the likes of don king, tyson, and many others. i drove my ferarri there and allot of asian people stopped me along the way to take pictures of it. i dont understand why. anyways, please help me to be on the show. i promise i would work extra hard and i believe my story would help many others across the world who have also lost hope.

thanks,

sincerly keith,

[clued-up]

you guys arent helping him with the letter.

You're beyond help.

[kiwiol]

Keith would bring a lot of star power to the show. 

Keith is a minor celebrity and could cause a minor stir.