keith writes letter to the biggest loser tv show

[epic_alien]

 im hopes to get keith some interventional help ive written a letter that contains the basics on his situation. its a rough draft and would like assistance in putting a formal letter with the help of you guys who know him best.

disturbia can come in with pics to help illustrate.

dear

Jillian,

"My name is keith Jones. I was in a gillette commercial, and i was also a extra in the feature film over the top. I also went to a boxing match with my friend and co star sylvester stallone.  I also once say next to jonsey from the police series. In the early 90s i was training at my local high school for the olympics, and got bit by a spider. this has sent me into a 20 year downward spiral of over eating and self loathing. please consider me for the show as i know under the right circumstances i can pull this together again."

please feel free to add more so we can get this done!!

[clued-up]

im hopes to get keith some interventional help ive written a letter that contains the basics on his situation. its a rough draft and would like assistance in putting a formal letter with the help of you guys who know him best.

disturbia can come in with pics to help illustrate.

dear

Jillian,

"My name is keith Jones. I was in a gillette commercial, and i was also a extra in the feature film over the top. I also went to a boxing match with my friend and co star sylvester stallone.  I also once say next to jonsey from the police series. In the early 90s i was training at my local high school for the olympics, and got bit by a spider. this has sent me into a 20 year downward spiral of over eating and self loathing. please consider me for the show as i know under the right circumstances i can pull this together again."

please feel free to add more so we can get this done!!

Epic.. simply epic. Epically lame.. you imp of an imbecile. Your lameness knows no bounds.

*epic_failien* - failure guaranteed.  

[wes]

Keith`s a good guy.

[outby43]

Keith`s a good guy.

x2

[spinnis]

maby keith is up for it? would give him some good publicity also!

[Tre]

Keith would bring a lot of star power to the show. 

[#1 Klaus fan]

But who could cure your 14" arms?

[JOHN MATRIX]

ron should change his name to epic_fail

[johnnynoname]

I'm sorry but Keith really did look like a fat penis when he shaved his head for that Gillete ad that ran in Puerto Rico 40 years ago

[The Showstoppa]

I'm sorry but Keith really did look like a fat penis when he shaved his head for that Gillete ad that ran in Puerto Rico 40 years ago

So how many times you rubbed one out to it?

[johnnynoname]

So how many times you rubbed one out to it?

i'm getting full hot just thinking about it

[The Showstoppa]

i'm getting full hot just thinking about it

I'll call that nun and have her beat you back into the closet!

[johnnynoname]

I'll call that nun and have her beat you back into the closet!

Sister Maria Rosa is STILL alive

[stuntmovie]

Epic! I think that this is a pretty decent letter except for the fact that there are too many commas in wrong places and the statement that Keith is 'self-loathing' is definitely not a fact.

I'd also commend you for writing such a letter and recommend you for the 2010 Humanity Award which Jonsey and Sly and  Keith would most likely present to you personally as a show of appreciation ....  but there does seem to be some slight attempt on your part to be antagonistic which might warrant a polite punch in the nose by each of the above in lieu of an award ceremony.

Either way I believe Keith can have both 'presenters' appear by simply picking up the phone.

And Mr. Leslie Nielsen would have been there on a moment's notice if he had known you were going to do such a noteworthy thing for his good friend Keith.

But your's is a good idea .... if it's well intended! Maybe I read it wrong.

[stuntmovie]

I submit the above because I know for a fact Keith has done more good things for others than a combination of the best of the ten of us.

Maybe he'll list them someday.

[clued-up]

might warrant a punch in the nose by each of the above

Now you're talking.

[The Showstoppa]

Sister Maria Rosa is STILL alive

and I bet she could still take you...

[epic_alien]

Epic! I think that this is a pretty decent letter except for the fact that there are too many commas in wrong places and the statement that Keith is 'self-loathing' is definitely not a fact.

I'd also commend you for writing such a letter and recommend you for the 2010 Humanity Award which Jonsey and Sly and  Keith would most likely present to you personally as a show of appreciation ....  but there does seem to be some slight attempt on your part to be antagonistic which might warrant a polite punch in the nose by each of the above in lieu of an award ceremony.

Either way I believe Keith can have both 'presenters' appear by simply picking up the phone.

And Mr. Leslie Nielsen would have been there on a moment's notice if he had known you were going to do such a noteworthy thing for his good friend Keith.

But your's is a good idea .... if it's well intended! Maybe I read it wrong.

yes you gay jew

you read it wrong

[epic_alien]

Epic.. simply epic. Epically lame.. you imp of an imbecile. Your lameness knows no bounds.

*epic_failien* - failure guaranteed.  

james0225448753669555

did i throw you in the trash can back in high school or something?

[Nails]

What a MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Squating all but an empty sled and a 100lb Jillian Micheals   
i wish she would have slipped and feel mouth first on that fat dudes dick

[disturbia]

I'll say one thing about Keith, he sure cant take it.  He photoshops all kinds of pics, I did one of him as Jabba the Hut and he cried and had it taken down.

[noworries]

I'll say one thing about Keith, he sure cant take it.  He photoshops all kinds of pics, I did one of him as Jabba the Hut and he cried and had it taken down.

yea I crfeid and had it taken off.  You really are that stupid aren't you.  You hoinestly think anything you do actually bothers me.  It is like Goodrum doing something.  You know that shit I took this morning meant more to me than you do.  Are you that insecure where you constantly have to make up shit to make you feel better about yourself.  Hey do this, make up another fight story like you do.  I love it when you makeup how this happened to you and you kicked their ass or you saw a beating yet you did nothing.  All this and no photos from you cell phone at least.  Dude when you make up shit you get caught lying easier.  See that is why I can prove almost everything I say with photos.  If not then I usually can do it someway.  You make up shiot and can't prove anything.  That is called being pathetic.  Go have a drink.

[OneMoreRep]

yea I crfeid and had it taken off.  You really are that stupid monkey, aren't you.  You hoinestly think anything you do actually bothers me.  It is like Goodrum doing something.  You know that shit I took this morning meant more to me than you do Monkey.  Are you that insecure where you constantly have to make up shit to make you feel better about yourself.  Hey do this, make up another fight story like you do.  I love it when you makeup how this happened to you and you kicked their ass or you saw a beating yet you did nothing.  All this and no photos from you cell phone at least.  Monkey when you make up shit you get caught lying easier.  See that is why I can prove almost everything I say with photos.  If not then I usually can do it someway.  You make up shiot and can't prove anything.  That is called being a pathetic Monkey.  Go drink some piss, Monkey!8)

Fixed..

"1"

[disturbia]

yea I crfeid and had it taken off.  You really are that stupid aren't you.  You hoinestly think anything you do actually bothers me.  It is like Goodrum doing something.  You know that shit I took this morning meant more to me than you do.  Are you that insecure where you constantly have to make up shit to make you feel better about yourself.  Hey do this, make up another fight story like you do.  I love it when you makeup how this happened to you and you kicked their ass or you saw a beating yet you did nothing.  All this and no photos from you cell phone at least.  Dude when you make up shit you get caught lying easier.  See that is why I can prove almost everything I say with photos.  If not then I usually can do it someway.  You make up shiot and can't prove anything.  That is called being pathetic.  Go have a drink.

Keith
it got taken down
who else would want it taken down?   ummm a little logic here?

lol @ have a drink---little tough to accept I havent drank since 1994?  I have no clue why you cant accept that, nor do I care.

and dont worry, you dont have to post pics, we know you are 514 pounds there Jabba

but in the end, name a single person who would want that pic taken down besides you---ya thats what I thought

[noworries]

Keith
it got taken down
who else would want it taken down?   ummm a little logic here?

lol @ have a drink---little tough to accept I havent drank since 1994?  I have no clue why you cant accept that, nor do I care.

and dont worry, you dont have to post pics, we know you are 514 pounds there Jabba

but in the end, name a single person who would want that pic taken down besides you---ya thats what I thought

So an imbecile (you) puts a photo up of me.  Now this is not the first photo of me , yet you think in your head that is was so disturning to me that I contacted a mod and cried to them to take it down because it hurt me so much.  really are you that stupid or are you just fooling around.  dude you think way to highly of yourself.  you have to realize you do not matter here or anywhere else.