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Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« on: February 22, 2011, 03:43:07 PM »
  Here is the thing: the shorter the guy and the bigger the muscles, the more ridiculous he looks. Stature is a sign of masculinity. Men are 15% taller than women. Height is associated with alpha maleness. Throughout history, the taller men beat smaller men for status competition and became the leaders. This is why men are on average taller than women, since genes that code for height are in the "Y" chromosome.

  A man who is of average stature with huge muscles strike people as a beta male trying to be something that he is not: an alpha male. Case in fact, his huge muscles only emphasize his lack of stature even further. A short man with huge muscles looks like a freak of Nature, since he is not even a beta male in people's eyes. Big muscles are associated with masculinity just like stature, and short stature is associated with femininity or poor health. Hence, a 5'4 midget, like Priest, looks like a geneticlly defective troll with something wrong with him ok..

   It is perhaps sad that the men who look the best with huge muscles are the men who need big muscles the least: tall guys. In the tall guy, the huge muscles only makes him look more like an alpha male, since the big muscles call the height into attention and vice-versa. It is the opposite of a 5'10 guy who's huge muscles call into attention his average stature, adn therefore his beta maleness, even more. People are always poiting out Silvester Stallone's Napoleon complex in his huge muscles, on how ridiculous for a man who is 5'8 to have the muscles of a 6' 6 true alpha male. In Dolph Lundgren, though, the huge muscles look great and when he dieted down for his later films he was criticized by how he lost some of his alpha maleness. So if you are under 6'3, getting big muscles only makes you look more beta male ok.


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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2011, 03:43:50 PM »
epic beta male post. 

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2011, 03:45:14 PM »

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2011, 03:45:40 PM »

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2011, 03:46:20 PM »
epic beta male post. 

  Translation:

  "I am under 6'3 and I strive towards huge muscles to be more of an alpha in people's eyes!" ;)

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2011, 03:48:55 PM »

Epic comb-over, knock-off Empire pine furniture, and monster waiting-for-Mom-to-finally-come-home-with-the-car look.  

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2011, 03:50:30 PM »
so dorian is a beta male?

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2011, 03:52:38 PM »
so dorian is a beta male?

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5'10-6'3 is normal

5'9 - depends on attitude, if covered in tattoos and wears tapout, then napolean complex

5'8 and under - see liar priest for details

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2011, 03:54:41 PM »
That is why Johnny Falcon is our leader!

Tall and muscles!

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2011, 03:57:02 PM »
Johnny Falcon is like a brontosaurus. 

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2011, 03:58:33 PM »
so dorian is a beta male?

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  As seen by non-bodybuilding fans? Absolutely.

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2011, 03:59:18 PM »
Johnny Falcon is a man with fresh ideas!

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2011, 03:59:38 PM »
A giant among midgets.


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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2011, 04:00:57 PM »
Like a brontosaurus, Johnny Falcon is a vegetarian and like a brontosaurus his heart struggles to pump blood all the way up to his relatively tiny brain, resulting in palpitations and other things.  :(

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2011, 04:01:33 PM »
So, in your expert opinion, what should short men do? Not lift weights? Take up hop scotch? Roller skating, Drawing, soccer, jai alai, dodge ball, capoeira?

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2011, 04:02:32 PM »
They should go on message boards and claim to have benched 535 lbs at 181.

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2011, 04:03:20 PM »
I think any extreme, fat, skinny, muscular etc looks horrible.

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2011, 04:04:54 PM »
I think suckmymuscle is a short angry corsican.

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2011, 04:09:07 PM »
about stallone, he wouldn't be stallone without his muscles

same thing with jean claude van damme, who is maybe 5'8

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2011, 04:09:31 PM »
I was with you until you mentioned specific heights.  

People under 6'3" are "short"?   Arnie was only 6'1" ish

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2011, 04:09:53 PM »
So, in your expert opinion, what should short men do? Not lift weights? Take up hop scotch? Roller skating, Drawing, soccer, jai alai, dodge ball, capoeira?

  A ripped, symmetrical physique looks impressive at any height. It is only when the muscles become big that they emphasize the guy's beta maleness. A guy of average stature should strive for a physique like that of Brad Pitt in "Troy". that indicates great genes and that is alpha.

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2011, 04:12:56 PM »
about stallone, he wouldn't be stallone without his muscles

same thing with jean claude van damme, who is maybe 5'8

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  Yeah, but no one buys Sly as an alpha like they do Arnold. Why? Six extra inches in height. Stallone is more like a honorary alpha due to his deep voice, manly attitude, tough guy image. The big muscles make these things more believable, but not as much as they would if he were 6'5.

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2011, 04:16:51 PM »
Less than 3% of the world's male population stands at 6'3" or taller. This height of 6'3" is 2 standard deviations from the male norm of 5'9"

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Re: Short Men With Big Muscles Look Ridiculous!
« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2011, 04:18:52 PM »
 A ripped, symmetrical physique looks impressive at any height. It is only when the muscles become big that they emphasize the guy's beta maleness. A guy of average stature should strive for a physique like that of Brad Pitt in "Troy". that indicates great genes and that is alpha.

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you sound like a panzee ass

'guys of normal stature should strive for'.......yea you wank go ahead and set the bar low enough so you can be considered 'BIG'  ::)

every fck that I got around that talks like you has been tossed to the side from some guy, in your case, cause your musqles didnt 'suit' him and the beast with the huge arms he/her wanted a goround with - since your the one guy in the gym walking around in a wife beater staring at yourself in the mirror and sizing everyone in the gym up BUT yourself when you should just be working out - or eating like you should do now

but your dickin off on getbig gettin smaller/shorter by the minurte

brad pitt? this is a bodybuilding board - go back and post this shit on male2male forums

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