Author Topic: Perfect Pussy Pulling Physique? Or Gross and Too Big? (Read 11034 times)

Al Doggity · « **on:** February 25, 2011, 12:35:36 AM »

In what can only be described as an epic, 11-page thread, readers of a popular gossip site almost unanimously agree that the actor pictured above is grossly huge and an obvious steroid user. A sampling of comments:

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He looks fucking gross

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IKR ugh I hate that jacked look for srs.

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he looks like someone pumped him full of air.

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ew. Way too big. Looks like a ... cartoon.

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the head is so teeny--upstairs and downstairs i reckon.

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steroids, oil, everything you can think of

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/56588511.html?page=1#comments Almost all 200 comments fall in line with those opinions.

What's interesting to me is not that so many find his body "gross", but that so many are convinced that he must have used steroids to attain it. I don't follow celebrity gossip that closely, but I am familiar with the fact that this guy (whose name is Kellan Lutz) is known for working out regularly. Even the text in the linked post mentions how often he is photographed working out or leaving a gym. He's definitely in good shape and, of course, there's a possibility that he's juicing, but considering that he's possibly the best documented gym rat in Hollywood- and his proportions and body fat % are still relatively modest- the steroid allegations just emphasize how closely any sort of muscularity is linked to drug use by most people. Even for someone who is known to be a regular gym goer.

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #1 on:** February 25, 2011, 12:38:27 AM »

the only people that think its gross is fat ugly bitches who know they are to gross to get a guy like that so they keep on telling themself they buffed guys are hideous so they dont have to feel so bad for themself

Primemuscle · « **Reply #2 on:** February 25, 2011, 12:46:06 AM »

He doesn't look gross, in my opinion. However, he does dress funny.

Bobby · « **Reply #3 on:** February 25, 2011, 01:13:00 AM »

Arms are too small, otherwise good.

To be fair, he has the juice look to him. He's not that big and completely possible without drugs, but every drug juicer is not 250 either, he has teh look. Many people 160-180lbs juice too.

cephissus · « **Reply #4 on:** February 25, 2011, 01:15:42 AM »

as god would say, he got the chest, not the arms.

no excuse for the 19 in thighs though.

Theoak* · « **Reply #5 on:** February 25, 2011, 01:24:06 AM »

ok read some of the comments, but can someone please tell me wtf this is posted on one of the pages, is that a homo forum?

Sam · « **Reply #6 on:** February 25, 2011, 02:01:24 AM »

''Arms arnt big enough to match his chest, His thighs are too big for his calfs - you know he hits one pose, even then he looks like a big spider''

KevinP85 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 25, 2011, 02:02:39 AM »

Yet these are probably the same girls who love those jersey shore clowns, and think Ronnie isn't gross.

Goes to show what society has done with the male image and how Hollywood is forcing the whole twink image like that twilight homo.

dyslexic · « **Reply #8 on:** February 25, 2011, 02:03:12 AM »

Side delts have the "bee-sting" look to them...

Al Doggity · « **Reply #9 on:** February 25, 2011, 02:06:35 AM »

Quote from: Bobby on February 25, 2011, 01:13:00 AM

To be fair, he has the juice look to him. He's not that big and completely possible without drugs, but every drug juicer is not 250 either, he has teh look. Many people 160-180lbs juice too.

In my first post, I said there was a possibility he juices (even though I don't personally think he has the "juiced look".) However, as you said, he's not that big and most of the commenters in the linked thread assumed he used steroids based on the gratuitous amount of muscle he carries, not some ambiguous signs of what a juicer may look like. The point of me posting the pic was not really to debate whether or not this particular guy juices, it was just an interesting counterpoint to the MULTITUDE of threads purporting to know what types of bodies women like. Most of the bodies people in those threads seem to believe are sex magnets look a lot like his, yet most of the members of the linked forum- who presumably have no connection to the bodybuilding world- still claim to find him grotesquely muscular.Like I said, I have no evidence that he doesn't juice, but he's probably more well-known for working out than he is for being in movies. I am not aware of him shrinking or getting pudgy when he's not working. If a 25 year old has worked out regularly for a few years, that's how he should loo.

Quote from: Theoak* on February 25, 2011, 01:24:06 AM

ok read some of the comments, but can someone please tell me wtf this is posted on one of the pages, is that a homo forum?

Well, it's a gossip forum, so obviously there are some gay posters, but seriously, gayer things have been posted here.

mass243 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 25, 2011, 04:10:21 AM »

LOL

Brutal -98 BMW with 4 cylinder 1,8 liter engine with fake dual exhaust and 15" replica M-sport rims

theonlyone · « **Reply #11 on:** February 25, 2011, 04:14:16 AM »

Pussy pulling physique? It seems the only guys that don't get pussy at all use that term....

Team Diver · « **Reply #12 on:** February 25, 2011, 04:18:31 AM »

that's not matt damon.

Krankenstein · « **Reply #13 on:** February 25, 2011, 05:10:06 AM »

Quote from: Mensa Bob on February 25, 2011, 12:38:27 AM

the only people that think its gross is fat ugly bitches who know they are to gross to get a guy like that so they keep on telling themself they buffed guys are hideous so they dont have to feel so bad for themself

QFT

Marty Champions · « **Reply #14 on:** February 25, 2011, 05:16:07 AM »

whats up with these celeberties pushing 'gator'ade? some sort of reptilian agenda?

affeman · « **Reply #15 on:** February 25, 2011, 05:16:15 AM »

One look at his delts and you know he's a juicer. His delts are almost overpowering the rest, very round and sticking out to the sides. No natural has delts like that.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #16 on:** February 25, 2011, 05:17:56 AM »

Quote from: affeman on February 25, 2011, 05:16:15 AM

One look at his delts and you know he's a juicer. His delts are almost overpowering the rest, very round and sticking out to the sides. No natural has delts like that.

agreed and thats without flexing.

Tito24 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 25, 2011, 05:20:17 AM »

he looks way smaller in that first pic

Meso_z · « **Reply #18 on:** February 25, 2011, 05:35:22 AM »

Quote from: affeman on February 25, 2011, 05:16:15 AM

One look at his delts and you know he's a juicer. His delts are almost overpowering the rest, very round and sticking out to the sides. No natural has delts like that.

wrong.

affeman · « **Reply #19 on:** February 25, 2011, 05:40:01 AM »

Quote from: Meso_z on February 25, 2011, 05:35:22 AM

wrong.

DK II · « **Reply #20 on:** February 25, 2011, 05:41:47 AM »

someone show him the way to the squat rack.

geneticmarvel · « **Reply #21 on:** February 25, 2011, 05:42:56 AM »

Quote from: affeman on February 25, 2011, 05:16:15 AM

One look at his delts and you know he's a juicer. His delts are almost overpowering the rest, very round and sticking out to the sides. No natural has delts like that.

wrong

Tito24 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 25, 2011, 05:48:27 AM »

but hes also a midget so it could be possible hes natural

affeman · « **Reply #23 on:** February 25, 2011, 05:53:12 AM »

Quote from: geneticmarvel on February 25, 2011, 05:42:56 AM

wrong

TrueGrit · « **Reply #24 on:** February 25, 2011, 05:54:05 AM »

Only dude I seen with delts that impressive is Carrot top. These guys must literally spend all day doing set after set of lateral raises.

Author Topic: Perfect Pussy Pulling Physique? Or Gross and Too Big? (Read 11034 times)

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