Just arrived home.
A few nights a week I'm working as a bouncer in a bar. Around 3:15am I left the bar and went to the Walmart to buy some food. I was shopping, reading the nutritional facts...regular bodybuilder things at 3 in the morning...haha!
I heard some noises...I was looking around...and something was wrong with the picture...
OK...3:30am....empty Walmart...and there are 3 drunk college girls (from the same bar)...and 5 black guys (between like 180 and 280, gold teeth and I smelt the weed from a big distance) are following them, yelling at them, fingering them...
And the funny thing is I was the only other customer there...man with muscles and unfortunately in a tight black shirt with a big 'Security' sign... LOL! Oh man, I was thinking "Shit, that's a bad situation!" Haha!
The girls came next to me at the cashier and imploring me to help them. Oh great!

The guys arrived and started talking shit... I told them "Come on guys, the girls are with me!" And the girls were nodding like idiots! LOL!
Of course the guys are started yelling like "Don't fuck with us man!" And stuff like that... Shit.
We were start walking toward to my car with the girls as fast as possible, then start running...we jumped in the car in no time...and left the parking lot with full speed.
Yeah, I know...as a real getbigger I had to fight with them, then fuck the girls in every holes while drinking champagne... LOL!
But I just took them to home to the University and they gave me $25 to suck my cock.
Kidding...

...they just gave me $25...

I came home, made my food, post this thread, eat...and my beautiful wife is waiting for me in the bed.
It was a great night...I'm an american hero! LOL!