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Johnnynoname.... 'Dancing Bear' realistic?
« on: March 31, 2011, 08:24:48 AM »
and other male dancers-

I'd like to know, in your expert opinion and vast experience, whether the "scenes" that unfold on my Spank-tro-vision are realistic.

Primarily from "CNFM" or "Dancing Bear" type clips, where a bunch of bored looking females hang around while dudes dance naked, then when they come near, they start smoking the pole. Do these sites go to great lengths to find a variety of women, some interested, some indifferent, some massively slutty? Or are the scenes here at all authentic?

Basically, if my GF goes out with the girls, is she sucking a teddy bear off at a club?
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2011, 08:28:48 AM »
"Dancing Bear" is a total "work".....it is a known fact that that audience is filled with current working porn actresses and aspiring porn actresses.  The rest of the girls who aren't in the industry are the girls who do make up

In real life, the girls are WAY more timid
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2011, 08:31:16 AM »
Yeah I figured... however I'm impressed with their ability to make it "look" authentic.

I'm getting the teddy bear suit & gonna bust in the bedroom wearing it. Some reason, I think that would be irresistable. And at the least, I'll scare the fucking shit outta her.
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2011, 08:39:35 AM »
they do a great job of making it look like a fun job...in reality, all that glitters isn't always gold

that bear suit scares me as well
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2011, 08:41:27 AM »
Gotcha. Thanks for the replies. But now I won't enjoy watching that meme of porn anymore. Sigh...
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2011, 08:42:54 AM »
Quote from: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 08:31:16 AM
Yeah I figured... however I'm impressed with their ability to make it "look" authentic.

I'm getting the teddy bear suit & gonna bust in the bedroom wearing it. Some reason, I think that would be irresistable. And at the least, I'll scare the fucking shit outta her.

LOL
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2011, 08:45:52 AM »
also, I need to mention that you know it is total bullshit because they serve alcohol in the "clubs/bars" in those videos and they have full nudity.

you can't have full nudity in a establishment that serves alcohol - it's against the law.....I know it is a different law in Europe but in the US you can't
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2011, 08:50:56 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on March 31, 2011, 08:39:35 AM
they do a great job of making it look like a fun job...in reality, all that glitters isn't always gold

that bear suit scares me as well

True dat....never watched the bear suit!


....even though it's fake with pornstars as the actors and actresses I like the vip club stuff...especially the lesbian stuff :P
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2011, 08:54:55 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on March 31, 2011, 08:45:52 AM
also, I need to mention that you know it is total bullshit because they serve alcohol in the "clubs/bars" in those videos and they have full nudity.

you can't have full nudity in a establishment that has male or female full nudity- it's against the law.....I know it is a different law in Europe but in the US you can't

See that's the expert wisdom I was looking for. I knew you had scanned this medium thoroughly and had a verdict.

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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2011, 08:56:34 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on March 31, 2011, 08:50:56 AM
True dat....never watched the bear suit!


....even though it's fake with pornstars as the actors and actresses I like the vip club stuff...especially the lesbian stuff :P

i'm really into exploitedblackteens.com at the moment


....."teens" as in 18-19 so they are legal






....and "exploited" as in, well, I think that is just in the title to make it seem more "dirty" but all actresses have signed a consent form and are compensated so they really aren't "exploited"











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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2011, 09:01:56 AM »
I've reached the end of the internet as far as porn is concerned. Not much is that interesting. Still beats kracking one off in a silent room, though.
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2011, 10:04:05 AM »
Pics in the teddy bear thing or I'm calling BULLSHIT ;D ;D
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2011, 10:06:31 AM »
Quote from: newmom on March 31, 2011, 10:04:05 AM
Pics in the teddy bear thing or I'm calling BULLSHIT ;D ;D

Bahahahahaha!

Forthcoming.
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2011, 10:07:10 AM »
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2011, 10:10:04 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on March 31, 2011, 08:39:35 AM
they do a great job of making it look like a fun job...in reality, all that glitters isn't always gold

that bear suit scares me as well

Johnny.....ever wear the bear suit to the petting zoo for a little "younger" action?

 ;D   ;D
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2011, 10:12:30 AM »
Quote from: newmom on March 31, 2011, 10:07:10 AM

YIPPEEE ;D

What kind of porn do you watch, newmom? This is Getbig, don't lie.
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2011, 10:14:59 AM »
Quote from: Les Grossman on March 31, 2011, 10:10:04 AM
Johnny.....ever wear the bear suit to the petting zoo for a little "younger" action?

 ;D   ;D

never......kids are innocent
shit, I even shy away from 18 year olds (even though I said I like the website "ExploitedBlackTeens.com I know that those girls are really NOT 18 or 19)
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2011, 10:16:41 AM »
18-20 is fine in porn, but in real life I think my cut-off would be 23. (I'm 33).
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2011, 10:18:57 AM »
Quote from: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 10:16:41 AM
18-20 is fine in porn, but in real life I think my cut-off would be 23. (I'm 33).

Sure it would be  ::)
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2011, 10:19:02 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on March 31, 2011, 08:28:48 AM
"Dancing Bear" is a total "work".....it is a known fact that that audience is filled with current working porn actresses and aspiring porn actresses.  The rest of the girls who aren't in the industry are the girls who do make up

In real life, the girls are WAY more timid
yeah....tori black, and carmella bing are in most of those....

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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2011, 10:19:15 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on March 31, 2011, 10:14:59 AM
never......kids are innocent
shit, I even shy away from 18 year olds (even though I said I like the website "ExploitedBlackTeens.com I know that those girls are really NOT 18 or 19)

Well...you can rule out Catholic Priest as an occupation.

At first I thought you wrote that you shy away from girls - I was like WTF? Then I remembered it was you (NO HOMO).

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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2011, 10:19:29 AM »
btw, in your initial post you used the term "male dancer"


Let me make this straight- I can't dance for shit....Barishnakov and Alvin Alley were dancers....I just dry hump girls legally

the only time I learn dance moves is when I had to do a revue show routine but other than that it is just a matter of whip cream and dry humping
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2011, 10:21:03 AM »
Quote from: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 10:12:30 AM
What kind of porn do you watch, newmom? This is Getbig, don't lie.

I plead the 5th as to not incriminate myself your honor ;D
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2011, 10:21:53 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on March 31, 2011, 10:19:29 AM
btw, in your initial post you used the term "male dancer"


Let me make this straight- I can't dance for shit....Barishnakov and Allen Alley were dancers....I just dry hump girls legally

So what's the preferable term?

Oh, and also, what is it that the girls want? Just someone to look good and be naked so they have a story? Cuz guys are pretty much trying to get a tit in the mouth, or a finger somewhere, no?
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Re: Johnnynoname....
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2011, 10:22:04 AM »
Quote from: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 09:01:56 AM
I've reached the end of the internet as far as porn is concerned. Not much is that interesting. Still beats kracking one off in a silent room, though.

X2....haven't watched porn in years. does Nothing for me.

I do wonder. ....My interest in porn declined very shortly after I stopped getting fucked up...some sort of connection?
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