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Re: Gym Etiquette please contribute.
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2011, 10:03:59 AM »
Here's my rules-

-Don't sit on the leg equipment. Some people actually use it.

-Don't mean mug females or stand next to them while they train cockblocking everyone else. You have 3 minutes a day to try to "hit that".

-Don't mix your protein in the locker room after working out.

-Don't treat the locker room sink like your bathroom. Nobody needs to see you standing there naked, shaving like you don't have a home.
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« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2011, 10:04:18 AM »
Quote from: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 09:52:24 AM
Maybe you missed the part where this was about gym etiquette, not your gestapo rules for training children to roll tires around in circles.

I got that part, if needed he could take this list and modify it to his needs, it's not that far off. BTW, most of these "children" you refer to could run circles around you in the field and in the gym. Several have scholarship offers to play D1 football.
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Re: Gym educate please contribute.
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2011, 10:04:37 AM »
Quote from: MORTALCOIL on March 31, 2011, 10:01:44 AM

20.Mandatory little prayer to Jesus Christ, our savior, between each sets

Fixed



ROFL!!!  ;D
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Re: Gym Etiquette please contribute.
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2011, 10:05:11 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on March 31, 2011, 10:01:17 AM


Kinda the same :)
slow down calvin hes the biggest guy in curves gym with a stellar mma record.
well beating up 10 year olds on holloween and stealing there candy maybe..
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« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2011, 10:05:19 AM »
Quote from: The Coach on March 31, 2011, 10:04:18 AM
I got that part, if needed he could take this list and modify it to his needs, it's not that far off. BTW, most of these "children" you refer to could run circles around you in the field and in the gym. Several have scholarship offers to play D1 football.

Oh wow, really? Cool!



Who gives a fuck?
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« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2011, 10:07:18 AM »
Quote from: dan18 on March 31, 2011, 09:58:42 AM
Yea everyone is a mma guy  ::) until they flex on the wrong guy you must make everyone tremble at the mere sight of you.....dick head
I am the wrong guy  you stupid idiot.   You dont get it. Im the real deal.  Im the kind of guy you fear.  The guy that makes you cross the street when you see me coming.  Dont fuck with the bull danny boy
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Re: Gym Etiquette please contribute.
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2011, 10:08:14 AM »
Quote from: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 10:03:59 AM
Here's my rules-

-Don't sit on the leg equipment. Some people actually use it.

-Don't mean mug females or stand next to them while they train cockblocking everyone else. You have 3 minutes a day to try to "hit that".

-Don't mix your protein in the locker room after working out.

-Don't treat the locker room sink like your bathroom. Nobody needs to see you standing there naked, shaving like you don't have a home.

^^^^true plus if you must break ass just walk away
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Re: Gym educate please contribute.
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2011, 10:09:28 AM »
Quote from: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 10:05:19 AM
Oh wow, really? Cool!



Who gives a fuck?

Since you keep referring to them as "children". Just needed to set the record straight.
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« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2011, 10:09:42 AM »
Quote from: slacker on March 31, 2011, 10:07:18 AM
I am the wrong guy  you stupid idiot.   You dont get it. Im the real deal.  Im the kind of guy you fear.  The guy that makes you cross the street when you see me coming.  Dont fuck with the bull danny boy

Idk man, I'm not buying it.
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« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2011, 10:10:32 AM »
Quote from: The Coach on March 31, 2011, 10:09:28 AM
Since you keep referring to them as "children". Just needed to set the record straight.

Just assumed since they needed rules like "no chewing gum", that they were not adults.
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« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2011, 10:10:45 AM »
Quote from: saucetradomous on March 31, 2011, 09:54:58 AM
You keep everyone on the same routine you risk stagnating the ones that achieve little from it.   Everyone responds differently, that's just how it is.  

Not everyone is on the same routine.
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« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2011, 10:12:07 AM »
stop doing chest on fucking mondays....

donk jerk off in the locker room...save that shit for the yoga room

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« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2011, 10:13:22 AM »
Quote from: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 10:10:32 AM
Just assumed since they needed rules like "no chewing gum", that they were not adults.

We have the same rules set for our college teams as well.
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Re: Gym Etiquette please contribute.
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2011, 10:13:53 AM »
Honestly, the only thing I care about is that they put away their weights and that I care about a lot.  My gym should always be in good order.  Not putting your weights away=amateur.  I care a little about cell phones, but it's so seldom a problem that I can't say that I really think about it.  
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« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2011, 10:14:14 AM »
Quote from: slacker on March 31, 2011, 10:07:18 AM
I am the wrong guy  you stupid idiot.   You dont get it. Im the real deal.  Im the kind of guy you fear.  The guy that makes you cross the street when you see me coming.  Dont fuck with the bull danny boy
listen you're to easy to own let me just say this any real tough guy doesnt need to brag about it or tell everyone IM THE REAL DEAL..Ive been kickboxing since i was 17teen did it in the marines as well, i still practice twice a week and it keeps me limber
i dont tell anyone how bad ass i am lets just say i can handle myself.....to me you're a poodle not a bull so take it easy killer.
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« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2011, 10:14:39 AM »
Quote from: The Coach on March 31, 2011, 10:13:22 AM
We have the same rules set for our college teams as well.

Oh, you mean, the kids. Do you ever speak without contradicting yourself?

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« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2011, 10:14:54 AM »
If you are hot chick you should be working out in spandex shorts and some kind of sports belly shirt.
she should do lots of exercises that involve bending over.
and those open and close your legs machines are a must every workout.

....my rules :)
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« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2011, 10:16:12 AM »
Quote from: dan18 on March 31, 2011, 10:14:14 AM
listen you're to easy to own let me just say this any real tough guy doesnt need to brag about it or tell everyone IM THE REAL DEAL..Ive been kickboxing since i was 17teen did it in the marines as well, i still practice twice a week and it keeps me limber
i dont tell anyone how bad ass i am lets just say i can handle myself.....to me you're a poodle not a bull so take it easy killer.
I use to beat guys like you into a pulp while I was serving in the marines.   I once killed a man with a trident
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« Reply #43 on: March 31, 2011, 10:16:51 AM »
don't shit or piss  on the floor. put your weights back after use. don't tie up more than 2 pieces of equipment at the same time because ah-nuld says you must superset.don't rest on benches when done. dems all the rules ya need.
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« Reply #44 on: March 31, 2011, 10:17:42 AM »
Quote from: Rearden Metal on March 31, 2011, 10:14:39 AM
Oh, you mean, the kids. Do you ever speak without contradicting yourself?



Where did I contradict myself?
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« Reply #45 on: March 31, 2011, 10:20:37 AM »
and stop asking me about drug laws in the gym...i am just going to lie to you in hopes that you will get arrested so i dont have to be bothered by you anymore..

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« Reply #46 on: March 31, 2011, 10:22:59 AM »
a lot of gyms have signs in the locker rooms now saying no taking or selling of drugs. thats why most guys  do it in the toilet stalls or parking lots.
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« Reply #47 on: March 31, 2011, 10:24:30 AM »
Quote from: funk51 on March 31, 2011, 10:22:59 AM
a lot of gyms have signs in the locker rooms now saying no taking or selling of drugs. thats why most guys  do it in the toilet stalls or parking lots.
the owner of my gym told me He caught some kids using pins in the bathroom  Kicked them out and called their parents lol  busted. 
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« Reply #48 on: March 31, 2011, 10:36:23 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on March 31, 2011, 10:14:54 AM
If you are hot chick you should be working out in spandex shorts and some kind of sports belly shirt.
she should do lots of exercises that involve bending over.
and those open and close your legs machines are a must every workout.

....my rules :)
LETS CHANGE THAT to thongs
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« Reply #49 on: March 31, 2011, 10:36:50 AM »
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