Author Topic: I always thought Cookie Monster sounded like a molester/sex offender  (Read 2471 times)

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And this song confirms it...he really, really likes "cookies"

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Re: I always thought Cookie Monster sounded like a molester/sex offender
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2011, 02:16:04 PM »

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Re: I always thought Cookie Monster sounded like a molester/sex offender
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2011, 02:18:55 PM »
And this song confirms it...he really, really likes "cookies"
The only Howard Stern bit that ever made me laugh was his Cookie Monster/Dikembe Mutombo mash-up.   ;D

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Re: I always thought Cookie Monster sounded like a molester/sex offender
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2011, 02:24:02 PM »
The only Howard Stern bit that ever made me laugh was his Cookie Monster/Dikembe Mutombo mash-up.   ;D
Back when talking those sesame street dolls were all the rage (I was in college), when i would go to the toy store I would turn them all on, if you ever heard a "Tickle Me Elmo" talk and then have a "convo" with the Cookie Monster, it's sounds straight out of a Chester, Chester Child Molester warning vid...

"you want a coooookie? I luuuuuuv, cookies. You want my cooooookie?"

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Re: I always thought Cookie Monster sounded like a molester/sex offender
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Re: I always thought Cookie Monster sounded like a molester/sex offender
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2011, 02:34:49 PM »
And Guy Smiley always seems like he was amped up on speed/meth


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Re: I always thought Cookie Monster sounded like a molester/sex offender
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Re: I always thought Cookie Monster sounded like a molester/sex offender
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2011, 02:38:11 PM »
And Guy Smiley always seems like he was amped up on speed/meth
Good call. I grew up on Sesame Street. Loved it. And, then, there were those poor devils who had to make do with The Electric Company.      ;D

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Re: I always thought Cookie Monster sounded like a molester/sex offender
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2011, 02:47:30 PM »
Good call. I grew up on Sesame Street. Loved it. And, then, there were those poor devils who had to make do with The Electric Company.      ;D
Be quiet! I loved the Electric Company, and 3,2,1 Contact.

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Re: I always thought Cookie Monster sounded like a molester/sex offender
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Re: I always thought Cookie Monster sounded like a molester/sex offender
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2011, 03:50:46 PM »
Good call. I grew up on Sesame Street. Loved it. And, then, there were those poor devils who had to make do with The Electric Company.      ;D
Are you saying that Mister Rogers had to play "second fiddle" to Sesame Street and Electric Company?

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