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Tito24

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Jay Cutler - Can he be a member of the Navy Seals if he applied?
« on: May 03, 2011, 04:07:33 AM »
for a job?

he probably would have captured bin laden alive like the machine that he is?





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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2011, 04:08:11 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on May 03, 2011, 04:07:33 AM
for a job?

he probably would have captured bin laden alive like the machine that he is?






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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2011, 05:00:01 AM »
He'd fail the pullup test.
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2011, 05:01:51 AM »
Quote from: Montague on May 03, 2011, 05:00:01 AM
He'd fail the pullup 30 m walking test.

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mass243

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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2011, 05:20:34 AM »
I'm sure multimillionaire like Jay is craving to join military  ::) ::)
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied ther
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2011, 05:23:37 AM »
He'd be the one carrying all the gear, when they come back, like a wide eyed schoolboy he'd say: "Did ya GET HIM? Did ya, did ya, huh, huh?"

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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2011, 05:24:19 AM »
Quote from: mass243 on May 03, 2011, 05:20:34 AM
I'm sure multimillionaire like Jay is craving to join military  ::) ::)

Another 2 guys who've joined the army, I'm sure they're in for the money ::)

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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2011, 05:28:18 AM »
Jay would fail the walk 5 metres without having to take a messy liquid protein dump test.
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2011, 06:02:46 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on May 03, 2011, 04:07:33 AM
for a job?

he probably would have captured bin laden alive like the machine that he is?








hahahahhaha......Jay wouldn't even endure hell week, let alone made it thru
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2011, 06:03:58 AM »
That little bit of gut peaking out is really really cute.

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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2011, 06:13:23 AM »
probably. he'd crush tiny tits in his powerful arms
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mass243

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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2011, 06:18:36 AM »
Quote from: affeman on May 03, 2011, 05:24:19 AM
Another 2 guys who've joined the army, I'm sure they're in for the money ::)



I knew someones going to bring this up.
It's a different thing. It's a tradition among certain groups/families to serve in military. Noblemen are often one of those groups.

Jay is not a nobleman and have not that kind of burden to carry because he is American and USA has always been a democracy.
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2011, 06:23:33 AM »
Quote from: mass243 on May 03, 2011, 06:18:36 AM
I knew someones going to bring this up.
It's a different thing. It's a tradition among certain groups/families to serve in military. Noblemen are often one of those groups.

Jay is not a nobleman and have not that kind of burden to carry because he is American and USA has always been a democracy.

define "democracy"

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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2011, 06:24:22 AM »
Quote from: affeman on May 03, 2011, 05:24:19 AM
Another 2 guys who've joined the army, I'm sure they're in for the money ::)



 You fucking idiot.

 That was a bullshit publicity stunt.

 Just a fiasco to make those guys look less ike spoiled pussies. Make them look tough and respectable. Promote the military and make joining the military look more attractive to gullible kids. Just a bullshit publicity stunt.

 Some people on this site are just so gullible to media tricks.
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2011, 06:24:53 AM »
Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on May 03, 2011, 06:03:58 AM
That little bit of gut peaking out is really really cute.




Somebody shop a belly button ring.

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mass243

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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2011, 06:30:13 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Magoo on May 03, 2011, 06:23:33 AM
define "democracy"

 :D

I said it just because I've been bashing US a little lately and wanted to make americanos on GB feel good again  :D
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2011, 06:32:41 AM »
Quote from: mass243 on May 03, 2011, 06:30:13 AM
I said it just because I've been bashing US a little lately and wanted to make americanos on GB feel good again  :D

 What country are you from?
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2011, 06:33:36 AM »
he meets the handsome requirements
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mass243

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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2011, 06:35:18 AM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on May 03, 2011, 06:32:41 AM
What country are you from?

Finland.

Listed as the world's best country in 2010 by American magazine 'Newsweek'   8)
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2011, 06:38:05 AM »
Quote from: mass243 on May 03, 2011, 06:35:18 AM
Finland.

Listed as the world's best in 2010 by American magazine 'Newsweek'   8)

 You got good weed around there?
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2011, 06:39:06 AM »
Man, look at Jay. Real badass there, fellas ! LOLOLOLOLOLOL !!
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2011, 06:39:41 AM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on May 03, 2011, 06:38:05 AM
You got good weed around there?

Ummm... how to say this... there is some I've heard but as I don't touch that kind of stuff I dunno for sure  ;)
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Tito24

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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2011, 06:40:02 AM »
most seals are tiny tits!!!!!! jay would destroy them on everything
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2011, 06:42:04 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on May 03, 2011, 06:40:02 AM
most seals are tiny tits!!!!!! jay would destroy them on everything

 Can Jay still even get it up?

 Or does he just eat pussy with a limp dick? Like meso z?
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Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2011, 06:45:52 AM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on May 03, 2011, 06:24:22 AM
You fucking idiot.

 That was a bullshit publicity stunt.

 Just a fiasco to make those guys look less ike spoiled pussies. Make them look tough and respectable. Promote the military and make joining the military look more attractive to gullible kids. Just a bullshit publicity stunt.

 Some people on this site are just so gullible to media tricks.

Prince Harry has been on the front line in Afghanistan.

Fucking idiot  ;D
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