Million-dollar bodybuilders ?

[Maldoror]

  They don't create anything. They just grind pellets of steroids and turn them into forms that can be injected. Do you have any idea how hard and how much expertise is required to actually make a steroid from scratch? The guys who synthesize steroids have sophisticated labs with lots of expensive equipments and fancy PhDs in biochemistry. Steroids are not the kind of things that can be made by gym rats in their bath tubs. It is perhaps a paradox that the guys who can make steroids any time they want in the amount they want are exactly the kind of guys that have the least interest in big muscles: science nerds.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Exactly. It's easy as fuck to turn a raw hormone powder into an injectable preparation... Some people fuck it up with too much solvents or other shit, but it's basically child's play...
...On the other hand, it's nearly impossible to make hormone powders from scratch. You'd need a million dollars in equipment & a LOT of know-how.

[Dr Dutch]

There's really only a few AAS that Dr Dutch can get with his prescriptions...

[_Diggy_]

Gay for pay aye!

[The_Iron_Disciple]

Thanks for the replies, guys.

Turned out to be a really good thread. Very informative. Quick story for ya ... did my first bb'ing contest when I was 19. Had a male member of my gym approach me a week afterwards while I was workin' out. Here's what he said :

" I was at your show last week. You looked great ! You know, supps. and food can be pretty costly these days. If your interested, I've got some work that could use attention over at my house. I'll pay you handsomely. "


True story, folks. He asked me again that week and I told him I'd think about it. Truth is, I felt really nervous because somethin' just didn't feel right. Needless to say, I didn't go over his house that summer. Instead I bumped into him at a restraunt where he was dining with a " yound bb'er ". I kid you not ! Lol !


Knew a national comp. at the gym, too, who was always pushin' steroids on people. Always !

Anyways, great thread, fellas. Really opened my eyes.


P.S - if any of you guys want to train with me, I'll only charge ya a grand.

[BayGBM]

Thanks for the replies, guys.

Turned out to be a really good thread. Very informative. Quick story for ya ... did my first bb'ing contest when I was 19. Had a male member of my gym approach me a week afterwards while I was workin' out. Here's what he said :

" I was at your show last week. You looked great ! You know, supps. and food can be pretty costly these days. If your interested, I've got some work that could use attention over at my house. I'll pay you handsomely. "


True story, folks. He asked me again that week and I told him I'd think about it. Truth is, I felt really nervous because somethin' just didn't feel right. Needless to say, I didn't go over his house that summer. Instead I bumped into him at a restraunt where he was dining with a " yound bb'er ". I kid you not ! Lol !


Knew a national comp. at the gym, too, who was always pushin' steroids on people. Always !

Anyways, great thread, fellas. Really opened my eyes.


P.S - if any of you guys want to train with me, I'll only charge ya a grand.

If your "story" is true then you knew the answer to your million dollar bodybuilder question all along.  Why are you pretending to not know what is going on?  Obviously you are not the first muscle boy to be approached by a schmoe and you were not the last.  How do you think Arnold got started?  This "how do they do it?" line is cliche and laughable... If a muscle boy in a thong is living beyond his obvious means he either has rich parents or a very generous "uncle Joe" or should I say "John." And yes, the boy is putting out.

[Deicide]

If your "story" is true then you knew the answer to your million dollar bodybuilder question all along.  Why are you pretending to not know what is going on?  Obviously you are not the first muscle boy to be approached by a schmoe and you were not the last.  How do you think Arnold got started?  This "how do they do it?" line is cliche and laughable... If a muscle boy in a thong is living beyond his obvious means he either has rich parents or a very generous "uncle Joe" or should I say "John." And yes, the boy is putting out.

What if the bber is actually heterosexual? He would still put out?

[The_Iron_Disciple]

If your "story" is true then you knew the answer to your million dollar bodybuilder question all along.  Why are you pretending to not know what is going on?  Obviously you are not the first muscle boy to be approached by a schmoe and you were not the last.  How do you think Arnold got started?  This "how do they do it?" line is cliche and laughable... If a muscle boy in a thong is living beyond his obvious means he either has rich parents or a very generous "uncle Joe" or should I say "John." And yes, the boy is putting out.

I have not been " pretending " anything, Bay. I knew TWO avenue's a bb'er could go down in order to pay his way. G4P and drug dealin'. That's it. Some of the these other things our fellow members have pointed out as well as shared are NEW to me. I, personally, was not aware of all the other things that are goin' on behind the scene.

[BayGBM]

What if the bber is actually heterosexual? He would still put out?

Jumbo shrimp
A fine mess
Accurate estimate
Adult children
Bankrupt millionaire
Bitter sweet
Christian science
Detailed summary
An intimate glance
Need I go on . . .?

Seriously, when is the last time you gave away your hard earned money to a young bodybuilder for nothing in return?  The first few dollars may appear to be free, but it is all a prelude to a quid pro quo.  If the young jock doesn't put out, he is cut off and quickly replaced with someone who will... As in Iron Disciple's story above.

[Deicide]

Jumbo shrimp
A fine mess
Accurate estimate
Adult children
Bankrupt millionaire
Bitter sweet
Christian science
Detailed summary
An intimate glance
Need I go on . . .?

Seriously, when is the last time you gave away your hard earned money to a young bodybuilder for nothing in return?  The first few dollars may appear to be free, but it is all a prelude to a quid pro quo.  If the young jock doesn't put out, he is cut off and quickly replaced with someone who will... As in Iron Disciple's story above.

Interesting and a very cool list of oxymorons to boot! 

[Dr Dutch]

Interesting and a very cool list of oxymorons to boot! 

Natural Bodybuilding..

[DK II]

Natural Bodybuilding..

best one ever.

[OneMoreRep]

Iron Disciple,

I completely understand the nature of your question friend.  I know you just needed some clarity.  Sometimes, people just don't understand what a true cry for help is.

Listen, my partner and I are soon holding try outs for seasoned NPC competitors to join our sponsorship program.

If you have the tools, send me a PM with a set of pictures (mandatory poses if possible) and a small summary as to why you should be considered.

Also, I know you come here due to the presence of one of your heroes and, to be honest, we are in close contact with him, so let me know if you have the talent and time.

Yours,
"1"

[225for70]

That's actually not bad, if anyone is willing to pay me 4000 Euros to workout with me for a week, PM me (no homo).

If you are black muscular female bodybuilder. Alex23 will pay you well for a wrestling session.

[CalvinH]

That's actually not bad, if anyone is willing to pay me 4000 Euros to workout with me for a week, PM me (no homo).

Incoming pm from blackflag...

[Dr Dutch]

Incoming pm from blackflag...

PM's should not be allowed on getbig.... Who sends them should be punished severely.

[Figo]

Listen, my partner and I are soon holding try outs for seasoned NPC competitors to join our sponsorship program.

If you have the tools, send me a PM with a set of pictures (mandatory poses if possible) and a small summary as to why you should be considered.


Yours,
"1"

this would make a good reality show

"the next top bodybuilder"

[The_Iron_Disciple]

Iron Disciple,

I completely understand the nature of your question friend.  I know you just needed some clarity.  Sometimes, people just don't understand what a true cry for help is.

Listen, my partner and I are soon holding try outs for seasoned NPC competitors to join our sponsorship program.

If you have the tools, send me a PM with a set of pictures (mandatory poses if possible) and a small summary as to why you should be considered.

Also, I know you come here due to the presence of one of your heroes and, to be honest, we are in close contact with him, so let me know if you have the talent and time.

Yours,
"1"

LOL !! Thanks, but no thanks, my friend.

[dyslexic]

Here today, gone tomorrow...


When you do something for a living that requires certain "essentials" that might be tough to obtain for a "normal" guy - you find ways of being resourceful.


There is no way a pro is going to pay what a regular gym rat is going to pay for... whatever. He buys in bulk and he's got the "hookup"


Most of the really big (non-pro-wanna-be's) don't drive nice cars at my gyms. They have physiques that far surpass their cars and they can barely afford their $20 a month gym dues.


Broke-ass with big muscles and an attitude.

[BayGBM]

Here today, gone tomorrow...


When you do something for a living that requires certain "essentials" that might be tough to obtain for a "normal" guy - you find ways of being resourceful.


There is no way a pro is going to pay what a regular gym rat is going to pay for... whatever. He buys in bulk and he's got the "hookup"


Most of the really big (non-pro-wanna-be's) don't drive nice cars at my gyms. They have physiques that far surpass their cars and they can barely afford their $20 a month gym dues.


Broke-ass with big muscles and an attitude.

Like fishing in a trout farm.

[Kegdrainer]

Drug dealing is probably #1 way for these guys to afford their own steroid habits.  You have to stop looking at the AAS as performance enhancing drugs after a while, especially when they are being used by non-competitive bodybuilders.  Just recreationally to look better on the beach, at the club, or in the gym.  So you have to lump them with the rest of recreational drugs at that point.  I sold weed in college to support my own weed habit...no difference.  Guys who are huge and have good steroid hookups end up dealing.  Just like Bob and George did in Rochester.  Bob will deny it till he's blue in the face...George will tell you he got robbed for money he was going to buy a car with  not for 15G in steroid money...  No doubt it was 2 juicers that jacked him.  It's a dangerous game...and he narrowly escaped with his life. 

Drugs are bad, mmkay.  Don't fuck around unless you can afford the consequences.

[Figo]

Drug dealing is probably #1 way for these guys to afford their own steroid habits.  You have to stop looking at the AAS as performance enhancing drugs after a while, especially when they are being used by non-competitive bodybuilders.  Just recreationally to look better on the beach, at the club, or in the gym.  So you have to lump them with the rest of recreational drugs at that point.  I sold weed in college to support my own weed habit...no difference.  Guys who are huge and have good steroid hookups end up dealing.  Just like Bob and George did in Rochester.  Bob will deny it till he's blue in the face...George will tell you he got robbed for money he was going to buy a car with  not for 15G in steroid money...  No doubt it was 2 juicers that jacked him.  It's a dangerous game...and he narrowly escaped with his life. 

Drugs are bad, mmkay.  Don't fuck around unless you can afford the consequences.

You're saying george farah got shot by 2 bbers to steal his juice money.. to buy juice ? fucking hell

[Largerthanlife]

Thanks for the replies, guys.

Turned out to be a really good thread. Very informative. Quick story for ya ... did my first bb'ing contest when I was 19. Had a male member of my gym approach me a week afterwards while I was workin' out. Here's what he said :

" I was at your show last week. You looked great ! You know, supps. and food can be pretty costly these days. If your interested, I've got some work that could use attention over at my house. I'll pay you handsomely. "


True story, folks. He asked me again that week and I told him I'd think about it. Truth is, I felt really nervous because somethin' just didn't feel right. Needless to say, I didn't go over his house that summer. Instead I bumped into him at a restraunt where he was dining with a " yound bb'er ". I kid you not ! Lol !


Knew a national comp. at the gym, too, who was always pushin' steroids on people. Always !

Anyways, great thread, fellas. Really opened my eyes.


P.S - if any of you guys want to train with me, I'll only charge ya a grand.

too bad you really could have turned pro with his help

[Largerthanlife]

Iron Disciple,

I completely understand the nature of your question friend.  I know you just needed some clarity.  Sometimes, people just don't understand what a true cry for help is.

Listen, my partner and I are soon holding try outs for seasoned NPC competitors to join our sponsorship program.

If you have the tools, send me a PM with a set of pictures (mandatory poses if possible) and a small summary as to why you should be considered.

Also, I know you come here due to the presence of one of your heroes and, to be honest, we are in close contact with him, so let me know if you have the talent and time.

Yours,
"1"

OMG plz reality show, sounds original and ppl will watch!!!!

I have a question too though, how do you pay for a muscle boy's time and love; write that off on your tax returns?  What happens if you get audited?  Do you just write it off to mowing the lawn or something?

[The_Iron_Disciple]

too bad you really could have turned pro with his help

Who's help ? OneMoreRep's

[OneMoreRep]

OMG plz reality show, sounds original and ppl will watch!!!!

I have a question too though, how do you pay for a muscle boy's time and love; write that off on your tax returns?  What happens if you get audited?  Do you just write it off to mowing the lawn or something?

Why would we have to write it off?

Some of us actually have money, money to use for leisurely expenses.  Money that sometimes finds itself inside a white envelope by the nightstand.

How old are you kids?
"1"