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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2011, 07:21:24 AM »
No I wouldn't, but just out of interest what are the nutritional values of human flesh?

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2011, 07:22:52 AM »
In b4 meat popsicle.

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2011, 07:23:15 AM »
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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2011, 07:23:39 AM »
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No, but I would if my life depended on it...

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2011, 07:24:22 AM »
No I wouldn't, but just out of interest what are the nutritional values of human flesh?
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At last a fantasticly bizarre question. This is what Yahoo Answers should be about.
As for the answer....well it would depend n the size of the human for once.
If we say the average kilo of human flesh is approx the same calorie content as beef. Beef contains about 250 cal per 3 Ounce or 1250cal per pound.
If we take 2.2 pounds in a kilo then one kilo would have 2750 calories.
So if the average human is 75 kilos then 2750 multiplied by 75 gives us a total 206250 calories.
206, 250 calories wow.
If we take the average calorie intake of a Western male as 3000 calories per day then an average human would feed us for approxamtley 68 days.
Mmmmmmmmm

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2011, 07:36:17 AM »
No I wouldn't, but just out of interest what are the nutritional values of human flesh?
There was some study a few yrs back that said that the best source or protein was one of your own species (human), as its top notch protein---think, what IS better than the flesh of my flesh---to feed another?

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2011, 07:38:36 AM »
hell no. :-X
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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2011, 07:41:10 AM »
protein for muscle growth is highly overrated anyway.

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2011, 07:44:11 AM »
protein for muscle growth is highly overrated anyway.

true, 3 bananas and a hand full of grass will be enough to become a 300lbs muscle monster.

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2011, 07:46:23 AM »
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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2011, 08:00:50 AM »
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Trying to get us to eat c0ckmeat sandwiches?

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2011, 08:01:38 AM »
Cannibalism is an illusion.  Even a vegan is consuming decayed animal matter, brought up from the soil and into the plant.  It's all the same stuff.  To question which form things take or if an incarnation is suitable is absurd.  Anyway, got a boar's snout in the fridge I've been meaning to gnaw on and he's been shivering in there all day.

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2011, 08:47:19 AM »
Cannibalism is an illusion.  Even a vegan is consuming decayed animal matter, brought up from the soil and into the plant.  It's all the same stuff.  To question which form things take or if an incarnation is suitable is absurd.  Anyway, got a boar's snout in the fridge I've been meaning to gnaw on and he's been shivering in there all day.

I have a 20 years old something bitch in my fridge too, she stopped shivering a while ago, should I tend to her needs?

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2011, 08:48:01 AM »
In 4 weeks I'm going to Peru, to climb the Inca trail with my mate. We both agreed that if our plane crash lands in the Andies (like in that Movie "Alive") it's fine to eat each other.. but must eat around the nob. That'll be left behind as a makeshift tomb stone in the snow.

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2011, 08:55:56 AM »
In 4 weeks I'm going to Peru, to climb the Inca trail with my mate. We both agreed that if our plane crash lands in the Andies (like in that Movie "Alive") it's fine to eat each other.. but must eat around the nob. That'll be left behind as a makeshift tomb stone in the snow.

WTF? It happened in real life, you know  ::)

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2011, 09:01:11 AM »
Nasser would fetch a fine price on the Cannibal Market and would surely be hunted quickly if an Apocolypse ever occurs, Queen Vissy could walk openly during daylight and have no fear of taking a crossbow to the head.

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2011, 09:05:11 AM »
"Cannibalism is an illusion.  Even a vegan is consuming decayed animal matter, brought up from the soil and into the plant.  It's all the same stuff.  To question which form things take or if an incarnation is suitable is absurd.  Anyway, got a boar's snout in the fridge I've been meaning to gnaw on and he's been shivering in there all day."
As you can see, Your Honour, my client has obvious and profound diminished mental capacity. I strongly urge you consider a plea of Not Guilty by reason of insanity. He will stand any psychiatric examination you deem  necessary.      ;D

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2011, 09:10:06 AM »
WTF? It happened in real life, you know  ::)

Huh? Of coarse I know it was based on a true story.

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2011, 09:27:57 AM »
fpund this

At last a fantasticly bizarre question. This is what Yahoo Answers should be about.
As for the answer....well it would depend n the size of the human for once.
If we say the average kilo of human flesh is approx the same calorie content as beef. Beef contains about 250 cal per 3 Ounce or 1250cal per pound.
If we take 2.2 pounds in a kilo then one kilo would have 2750 calories.
So if the average human is 75 kilos then 2750 multiplied by 75 gives us a total 206250 calories.
206, 250 calories wow.
If we take the average calorie intake of a Western male as 3000 calories per day then an average human would feed us for approxamtley 68 days.
Mmmmmmmmm

Not specifically what I meant - to clarify, how many grams of protein would be in say 100g of human flesh? What would the amino-acid ratio be? Would it be classed as a complete protein? You know, stuff like that.

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2011, 09:32:05 AM »
So wrong in so many ways

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2011, 09:42:49 AM »
Discuss?
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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2011, 10:15:31 AM »
No, but I would if my life depended on it...
Well, maybe some of the asses posted here a while back..

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2011, 11:21:05 AM »
Nasser would fetch a fine price on the Cannibal Market and would surely be hunted quickly if an Apocolypse ever occurs, Queen Vissy could walk openly during daylight and have no fear of taking a crossbow to the head.
Bullshit.. THe only thing most Phags would pay for,Fat Alex owns.

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Re: Would you eat human flesh if it had twice the amount of protein?
« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2011, 11:27:08 AM »
Bullshit.. THe only thing most Phags would pay for,Fat Alex owns.
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