Author Topic: White trash wedding question. (Read 6463 times)

CalvinH · « **on:** July 19, 2011, 12:47:50 PM »

So my cousin got married a few months ago in Mexico and now is having a little reception back here.
small, I think 60 people.only wine and beer

.ipod hooked up to speakers for music and a family friend is cooking the food.

......should I sneek in a bottle of good vodka

bigmc · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2011, 01:09:40 PM »

Quote from: CalvinH on July 19, 2011, 12:47:50 PM

So my cousin got married a few months ago in Mexico and now is having a little reception back here.
small, I think 60 people.only wine and beer .ipod hooked up to speakers for music and a family friend is cooking the food.

......should I sneek in a bottle of good vodka

i would drink it before you go in

be less painful

CalvinH · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2011, 01:15:15 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on July 19, 2011, 01:09:40 PM

i would drink it before you go in

be less painful

Hell, thats a givin

...suppose to be high 90's and really humid.I'm golfing in the morning and figure to have some beers then head to the pool for some frozen drinks as a nice pre-game

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #3 on:** July 20, 2011, 04:32:06 AM »

I once went to a wedding reception that had a cash bar, a group of us went across the street and bought our own beer and brought it back.

CalvinH · « **Reply #4 on:** July 20, 2011, 06:00:40 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 20, 2011, 04:32:06 AM

I once went to a wedding reception that had a cash bar, a group of us went across the street and bought our own beer and brought it back.

I think they will have beer and wine,but thats it.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #5 on:** July 20, 2011, 12:38:32 PM »

Quote from: CalvinH on July 20, 2011, 06:00:40 AM

I think they will have beer and wine,but thats it.

I would be ok, but you real drunks (liquor) will just have to fend for yourselves !!!

Option D · « **Reply #6 on:** July 20, 2011, 02:21:36 PM »

Hey.. fuck it bro.. go ahead and be the life of the party.. I would take it.. Just make Cold Drinks out of it brother.

CalvinH · « **Reply #7 on:** July 21, 2011, 05:44:10 AM »

Done deal...a customer of mine gave me a big bottle of Stoli orange vodka.

.....I'll bring it and put it out for everybody.

Option D · « **Reply #8 on:** July 21, 2011, 07:08:49 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on July 21, 2011, 05:44:10 AM

Done deal...a customer of mine gave me a big bottle of Stoli orange vodka.

.....I'll bring it and put it out for everybody.

yeah bro.. have some fun.. you only live once

CalvinH · « **Reply #9 on:** July 21, 2011, 07:43:35 AM »

Quote from: Option D on July 21, 2011, 07:08:49 AM

yeah bro.. have some fun.. you only live once

Yes...I'm turning it into a whole day drinkathon

Option D · « **Reply #10 on:** July 21, 2011, 08:47:18 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on July 21, 2011, 07:43:35 AM

Yes...I'm turning it into a whole day drinkathon

Pics or it didnt happen.. hahahahahaha

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #11 on:** July 21, 2011, 12:10:51 PM »

Quote from: CalvinH on July 21, 2011, 05:44:10 AM

Done deal...a customer of mine gave me a big bottle of Stoli orange vodka.
.....I'll bring it and put it out for everybody.

Poor Clavin.....his john's are now just cutting out the middle man and paying him in booze...

CalvinH · « **Reply #12 on:** July 21, 2011, 01:28:58 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 21, 2011, 12:10:51 PM

Poor Clavin.....his john's are now just cutting out the middle man and paying him in booze...

Guy dropped an envelope with $570.00 in it.I didn't even look in it,picked it up and threw it away.
he called in a panic saying "I'm sure you didn't find it but can you look please!" I grabbed it.looked inside and said "It's your lucky day"so he came the next day to pick up the money and gave me the bottle.

......you'd think the fucker would at least buy me a bottle of Goose or something else good like that

Princess L · « **Reply #13 on:** July 21, 2011, 04:06:25 PM »

Quote from: CalvinH on July 21, 2011, 05:44:10 AM

Done deal...a customer of mine gave me a big bottle of Stoli orange vodka.

.....I'll bring it and put it out for everybody.

Are you going to consider that your gift?

CalvinH · « **Reply #14 on:** July 22, 2011, 05:32:23 AM »

Quote from: Princess L on July 21, 2011, 04:06:25 PM

Are you going to consider that your gift?

I would like to but I'm not that cheap $:-\$

mass 04 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 22, 2011, 02:18:39 PM »

Is Johnny Falcon catering this affair?

CalvinH · « **Reply #16 on:** July 26, 2011, 05:18:22 AM »

Jeez that sucked.

......no fucking AC!!!

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #17 on:** July 26, 2011, 01:29:40 PM »

Quote from: CalvinH on July 26, 2011, 05:18:22 AM

Jeez that sucked.

......no fucking AC!!!

haha, "yankee's" hahaha

sync pulse · « **Reply #18 on:** July 30, 2011, 08:19:52 AM »

A caterer once told me that the expensive part of a wedding reception is the hard liquor...

Butterbean · « **Reply #19 on:** July 30, 2011, 08:36:25 AM »

Clavin post the picture where you are fighting for the garter so you can get married next.

chaos · « **Reply #20 on:** July 30, 2011, 09:15:27 AM »

Clavins alcoholism prevents him from keeping a woman, he needs a ballgag not a garter.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #21 on:** July 30, 2011, 06:33:11 PM »

self outing = my wife was drinking stoli and some pink carbonated lemonade stuff. i gave it a shot, it was flipping dealish. highly recommend for a hot day at river / park / beach / trailor park.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #22 on:** August 04, 2011, 08:28:30 AM »

BEST WEDDING EVA

WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO