Author Topic: My wife just told me to lick Nolan Ryans balls (Read 6229 times)

That's a woman with fine taste. There is nothing wrong with voluntarily licking Nolan Ryan's balls. I'm sure they are quite taut in texture due to his age and probably salty in taste.

Let us know if you have any luck with that and, if so, share the wealth!

"1"

che · « **Reply #11 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:10:12 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on August 28, 2011, 08:01:28 PM

"Your" is that better? (As if it made a difference)

Learn the rule: your / you're

Your is a possessive adjective, indicating ownership of something
That is your sock.
Where is your potato?
You're is a contraction (combination) of you and are
Do you know what you're doing?
You're stupid.

The two are not interchangeable. Getting it wrong makes you look stupid. And ugly.

Skeletor · « **Reply #12 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:11:45 PM »

Sounds like the wife is the man in the house..

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #13 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:14:17 PM »

"1" Bobby Valintine was talking about when Nolan Ryan beat the shit out of Robin Ventura and I told her "see, thats a bad ass old man" that's when she said "why don't you just lick his balls" haha.

Army of One · « **Reply #14 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:14:44 PM »

Quote from: poldaktalos on August 28, 2011, 08:11:45 PM

Sounds like the wife is the man in the house..

HAHA, he likes his wife to mount him with a strapon while he calls her "William", ever since she has treated him like the dwarven bitch he is

And Coach don't act like you have any power here, you are just a guy who charges people money so you can watch them do ludicrous "exercises" that they could easily do alone.

Nails · « **Reply #15 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:21:45 PM »

Did you robin Ventura her?

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #16 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:24:24 PM »

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #17 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:41:34 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on August 28, 2011, 08:14:17 PM

"1" Bobby Valintine was talking about when Nolan Ryan beat the shit out of Robin Ventura and I told her "see, thats a bad ass old man" that's when she said "why don't you just lick his balls" haha.

Nolan Ryan is/was one of the greats. Growing up, my old man and I used to watch baseball everyday in our household.

As a kid, I used to collect baseball cards and still have my Nolan Ryan Topps rookie card from 1968. I keep watching for its value to increase. Last I heard, it was valued at $1500, not too shabby, but I know he is worth more.

"1"

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #18 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:45:13 PM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on August 28, 2011, 08:41:34 PM

Nolan Ryan is/was one of the greats. Growing up, my old man and I used to watch baseball everyday in our household.

As a kid, I used to collect baseball cards and still have my Nolan Ryan Topps rookie card from 1968. I keep watching for its value to increase. Last I heard, it was valued at $1500, not too shabby, but I know he is worth more.

"1"

Is this the very same old man who called you a fag as he spoke his last words? $:-\$ He did not seem like a supportive father. $:-\$

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #19 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:48:41 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on August 28, 2011, 08:45:13 PM

Is this the very same old man who called you a fag as he spoke his last words? $:-\$ He did not seem like a supportive father. $:-\$

Doug,

You didn't catch the punchline to that joke did you stud?

"1"

Rambone · « **Reply #20 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:51:22 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Magoo on August 28, 2011, 07:39:46 PM

i was expecting a pic

here's robin ventura trying to give him head

here's another one with ventura taking it in the pooper

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #21 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:52:03 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on August 28, 2011, 08:14:44 PM

HAHA, he likes his wife to mount him with a strapon while he calls her "William", ever since she has treated him like the dwarven bitch he is And Coach don't act like you have any power here, you are just a guy who charges people money so you can watch them do ludicrous "exercises" that they could easily do alone.

:O :O :O

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #22 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:52:35 PM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on August 28, 2011, 08:48:41 PM

Doug,

You didn't catch the punchline to that joke did you stud?

"1"

I did. Yesir. I was just busting your balls.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #23 on:** August 28, 2011, 08:53:54 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on August 28, 2011, 08:52:35 PM

I did. Yesir. I was just busting your balls.

Stop teasing!

"1"

Hurricane Beef ! · « **Reply #24 on:** August 28, 2011, 09:03:16 PM »

Odd . . . It dawned on THE BEEF tonight that THE BEEF's cock did not get enough fresh air. So, in the hurricane winds which are upon us, THE BEEF stood in THE BEEF's back yard and pulled THE BEEF's cock and balls out of THE BEEF's pants and drank beer for two hours. THE BEEF's cock flapped about in the wind and feels like a brand new refreshed cock. THE BEEF highly recommends this.

THE BEEF