Bwahaha brutal meltdown you old geezer, relax stud it's me Xerxes
U mad?

BTW, don't hate me because I still have a full head of hair. But in full disclosure I started dying it back in Feb. The tasteful, if not provocative, "slight frost" was now becoming not so slight. I figure I better get it before it's too late and I can't go back. So far no one has commented. Even when I say to people at work, "Hey does my hair look any different?"
I just know if Uberman is reading this he's just shaking his head thinking, "Sad. Just so sad."
And he's right. Men are not what they use to be. In some ways good and in some ways bad. I think mostly bad. Like for instance, I can see myself hanging out with you and having a great time. I guess that's good. But when my dad was my age it would be inconceivable that he would even be on a board like this let alone talking to someone 30 years younger. I think that's good, too. It really does make me feel very ambivalent. This arrested development in today's men.
Anyway, got to go blaze some fine herb and jack off to teen porn. Shootz!