Author Topic: Jesus I married the wrong woman (Read 9366 times)

Stark · « **on:** September 13, 2011, 03:12:01 AM »

Fucking hell one of my direct reports is married to a drop dead gorgeous Japanese girl meet her in the last powerlunch we went, not only is
she good to look at she also cooks for him and creates his lunch every morning.
He just dropped over to my office casually holding a big bag in his hand going ... Nico how about some suishi?!?
I go like why the fuck not?

She just made sushi this morning and OMG IT WAS GLIORIOUS
I asked him - why is she cooking sushi for you?
He: Ah she does that ever morning !!!!

MOTHERFUCKER~!!!

Slightly related

DK II · « **Reply #1 on:** September 13, 2011, 03:23:15 AM »

BOOM!!!!

Japanese girls are the best.

Stark · « **Reply #2 on:** September 13, 2011, 03:26:01 AM »

Quote from: DK II on September 13, 2011, 03:23:15 AM

BOOM!!!!

Japanese girls are the best.

Lol I knew you be in this threat like flies on shit

Fucking hell the sushi was gorgeous!!!

DK II · « **Reply #3 on:** September 13, 2011, 03:32:18 AM »

Quote from: Stark on September 13, 2011, 03:26:01 AM

Lol I knew you be in this threat like flies on shit

Fucking hell the sushi was gorgeous!!!

You should taste the "sushi".

I am guilty though, the women here are addictive.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #4 on:** September 13, 2011, 03:37:03 AM »

I was waiting for a happy ending $:-\$

purenaturalstrength · « **Reply #5 on:** September 13, 2011, 03:38:03 AM »

op, are you 16?

Stark · « **Reply #6 on:** September 13, 2011, 03:42:07 AM »

Quote from: purenaturalstrength on September 13, 2011, 03:38:03 AM

op, are you 16?

stfu you smelly fucking no good cunt

DK II · « **Reply #7 on:** September 13, 2011, 03:43:12 AM »

Quote from: purenaturalstrength on September 13, 2011, 03:38:03 AM

op, are you 16?

LOL, look who's talking, the f@ggot that asks for advice how to handle bar keepers and who's afraid of his friend.

Stark · « **Reply #8 on:** September 13, 2011, 03:48:50 AM »

And stop with this whole "OP" shit - it was cute for a minute or two but really doesn't work
in a forum such as Getbig.
Not that I blame you for not understand it

but in forums like 4chan etc it makes sense since nobody wants to fucking either quote or call out the "number"
Calling the "original poster" OP in a forum like Getbig makes you look like a newfag

You mad? Yeah you mad

240 is Back · « **Reply #9 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:28:53 AM »

ive never seen the attraction of japanese girls in porn. they make poodle noises, not sure how i feel about that.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #10 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:30:19 AM »

I think Asian girls are ~~ugly~~ less attractive...

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #11 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:37:41 AM »

Quote from: dutchguy on September 13, 2011, 04:30:19 AM

I think Asian girls are ~~ugly~~ less attractive...

You find the girl in my vid less attractive than boerin Karin

Stark · « **Reply #12 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:40:36 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on September 13, 2011, 04:28:53 AM

ive never seen the attraction of japanese girls in porn. they make poodle noises, not sure how i feel about that.

Doesn't work for me as well - I guess its a pedo thing, no offense to DK tho

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #13 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:41:35 AM »

Quote from: Stark on September 13, 2011, 04:40:36 AM

Doesn't work for me as well - I guess its a pedo thing, no offense to DK tho

this

DK II · « **Reply #14 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:44:08 AM »

Quote from: Stark on September 13, 2011, 04:40:36 AM

Doesn't work for me as well - I guess its a pedo thing, no offense to DK tho

Seriously though, i noever got that with the funny noises (quieken in German).

I watch them without sound, the dialogues in Japanese porn are fucking annoying.

"Yes, fuck me with your big cock!!" "ahh it hurts, it's soo deep."

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #15 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:45:25 AM »

Quote from: DK II on September 13, 2011, 04:44:08 AM

Seriously though, i noever got that with the funny noises (quieken in German).

I watch them without sound, the dialogues in Japanese porn are fucking annoying.

"Yes, fuck me with your big cock!!" "ahh it hurts, it's soo deep."

You could play one of those Arnold prank calls while at it....

Xerxes · « **Reply #16 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:48:49 AM »

Quote from: Stark on September 13, 2011, 03:48:50 AM

And stop with this whole "OP" shit - it was cute for a minute or two but really doesn't work
in a forum such as Getbig.
Not that I blame you for not understand it but in forums like 4chan etc it makes sense since nobody wants to fucking either quote or call out the "number"
Calling the "original poster" OP in a forum like Getbig makes you look like a newfag

You mad? Yeah you mad

Lol'd

Stark · « **Reply #17 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:50:45 AM »

Quote from: DK II on September 13, 2011, 04:44:08 AM

Seriously though, i noever got that with the funny noises (quieken in German).

I watch them without sound, the dialogues in Japanese porn are fucking annoying.

"Yes, fuck me with your big cock!!" "ahh it hurts, it's soo deep."

^^

Stark · « **Reply #18 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:53:33 AM »

>cracked on off
>Wife comes in
>What are you doing
>uh...
>Well let me help you out here big boy

Got best blow job ever like a boss

Swlabr · « **Reply #19 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:54:08 AM »

WillGrant · « **Reply #20 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:59:30 AM »

noc · « **Reply #21 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:09:18 AM »

Presumably still aroused from watching your mother take it up the shitter.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #22 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:11:21 AM »

just admit it, you were whacking it to the image of your dad pwning your mom.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #23 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:12:17 AM »

Quote from: ManBearPig... on September 13, 2011, 05:11:21 AM

just admit it, you were whacking it to the image of your dad pwning your mom.

I warned you about that post, Stark...

Stark · « **Reply #24 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:15:47 AM »

Quote from: dutchguy on September 13, 2011, 05:12:17 AM

I warned you about that post, Stark...

I know it was well meet, I just don't listen to peoples advice.

Like a fucking boss

Author Topic: Jesus I married the wrong woman (Read 9366 times)

Xerxes

Swlabr