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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2011, 05:23:05 AM »
ANY time a woman walks in on jerking, her instant job is to present mouth/breasts  or ass up position for finishing purposes.

it works the other way too.  If you walk in on your chick knocking one out, you have a duty to finish on her, for her pleasure of course.
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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2011, 05:25:49 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on September 13, 2011, 05:23:05 AM
ANY time a woman walks in on jerking, her instant job is to present mouth/breasts  or ass up position for finishing purposes.

it works the other way too.  If you walk in on your chick knocking one out, you have a duty to finish on her, for her pleasure of course.

Give you another little anecdote:

>Two weeks ago
>Holiday time Latvia
>Wife and me take a walk in the woods
>She: kinda horny
>Me: Lets go over there
>Fucking like rabbits for 5 min with zero foreplay as every man likes it
>She: Did you just cum inside of me?
>Me: Yup :)
>She: oh alright than

Jurassic PARK!!! Like a Boss

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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2011, 05:27:29 AM »
Quote from: Stark on September 13, 2011, 04:53:33 AM
>cracked on off
>Wife comes in
>What are you doing
>uh...
>Well let me help you out here big boy

Got best blow job ever like a boss





I believe you, Stark, except for that "big boy" part.
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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2011, 05:28:32 AM »
Quote from: MORTALCOIL on September 13, 2011, 05:27:29 AM
I believe you, Stark, except for that "big boy" part.

her words not mine
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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2011, 05:38:20 AM »
I swear half of starks posts are copy and pastes from 4chan
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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2011, 05:40:19 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on September 13, 2011, 05:38:20 AM
I swear half of starks posts are copy and pastes from 4chan

Who says it wasn't me on 4chan? lol I'm more on 4chan than on Getbig /k/omrade of course not a /b/ tard

Edit: Oh and since you say I copy and paste were's the threat on 4chan?  You shitkicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' guy you

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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2011, 05:42:13 AM »
so you got a BJ from............ your wife, how exciting....
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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2011, 05:43:02 AM »
Quote from: Bam-bam on September 13, 2011, 05:42:13 AM
so you got a BJ from............ your wife, how exciting....

Like a boss!!!
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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2011, 05:44:39 AM »
Quote from: theworm on September 30, 2009, 09:09:31 PM
From 2009 -

but felt very embarrassed watching the O this year.  wife walked in when Kai was posing, and he was patting his own ass, then started pulling his thong up his ass crack.

my wife said what the hell is this?  i felt like i was caught watching gay porn or some shit.  and i find myself defending myself, saying this was the most prestigious bodybuilding event in the world!

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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2011, 05:45:43 AM »
Quote from: BayGBM on September 13, 2011, 05:44:39 AM

;D


LOL posted 2009 :D How do you remember that stuff
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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2011, 05:47:04 AM »
Quote from: Stark on September 13, 2011, 05:43:02 AM
Like a boss!!!

hell muthafucking yea

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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2011, 05:47:41 AM »
Quote from: Stark on September 13, 2011, 05:40:19 AM
Who says it wasn't me on 4chan? lol I'm more on 4chan than on Getbig /k/omrade of course not a /b/ tard

Edit: Oh and since you say I copy and paste were's the threat on 4chan?  You shitkicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' #### you

:D

HAHA ok /b/ tard, your deception isnt working with me  ;D

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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #37 on: September 13, 2011, 05:47:59 AM »
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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2011, 05:48:08 AM »
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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #39 on: September 13, 2011, 05:51:40 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on September 13, 2011, 05:47:41 AM
HAHA ok /b/ tard, your deception isnt working with me  ;D



The only time I am on /b/ is if I am looking for lolis :D
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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #40 on: September 13, 2011, 05:52:20 AM »
Quote from: Stark on September 13, 2011, 05:51:40 AM
The only time I am on /b/ is if I am looking for lolis :D

With or without tenticles?
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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2011, 05:57:43 AM »
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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #42 on: September 13, 2011, 06:01:06 AM »
Quote from: Stark on September 13, 2011, 05:51:40 AM
The only time I am on /b/ is if I am looking for lolis :D
What are these lolis you speak of ?
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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #43 on: September 13, 2011, 06:02:50 AM »
>implying you aren't the fags polluting /fit/ with gay shit
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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #44 on: September 13, 2011, 06:03:44 AM »
Quote from: WillGrant on September 13, 2011, 06:01:06 AM
What are these lolis you speak of ?

HAHA, Ive read enough from WIll to know the score  ;D Maybe we should post a do you like my cock thread, sexiest murdered corpses or pick from 1-9 hit it thread to get in to the 4chan spirit
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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #45 on: September 13, 2011, 06:04:05 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on September 13, 2011, 06:03:44 AM
HAHA, Ive read enough from WIll to know the score  ;D

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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #46 on: September 13, 2011, 06:05:10 AM »
Quote from: WillGrant on September 13, 2011, 06:01:06 AM
What are these lolis you speak of ?

I must admit I'm fairly intrigued as well.
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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #47 on: September 13, 2011, 06:05:43 AM »
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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #48 on: September 13, 2011, 06:17:16 AM »
relax guys she's legal (before chaos shoots me)
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Re: Got suprised by my wife watching porn cracking one off
« Reply #49 on: September 13, 2011, 06:26:07 AM »
Quote from: Stark on September 13, 2011, 05:45:43 AM
LOL posted 2009 :D How do you remember that stuff

Closeted schmoes embarrassed watching muscle porn/bodybuilding?  That's pretty easy to remember.  It happens at every contest and especially as Mr. O rolls around.  :)
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