please let's not talk about Christmas till December (and even then I'm not saying yeah or nay as to whether I'm coming to yours). I don't want your shitty Xmas Ideas, okay?
There's nothing I need or want and I don't want your regifted smelly bathroom gubbins I'll never use...
I do adore the lights and the fir trees though. I still love Christmas although it's just a shopping spree for sad arses nowadays. I'm lucky: no friends no family, xmas sorted. joke okay?
xL
they've already got the sparkly buy one get one free ads on TV and it's only early November, it's still Diwali and Halloween and only just Guy Fawkes bonfire night last night. I think they should give us a day or two off, I abhor this full-on sell me stuff crap.
There's nothing I want. Maybe World Peace or to win the Lotto? Apart from that, your fake pearl necklace will just make me do a fake smirk. I might give you an air kiss. Real ones would be fab darlin' but I know they'd cost thousands and that you can't possibly afford that, so don't even bother, let's just save up for a nice roast dinner, okay£££@$$$