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How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« on: November 09, 2011, 01:32:59 PM »
All the non-negro bodybuilders put so much tan on that the look like they are in "black face".  All they need is a little red for the lips.  I understand that they need to tan but it's enough already with this shit.  Never mind the fact that they are all 5'8 with shaved mellon heads.  Jezus guys mix it up a little.  I'm amazed the judges can tell who they are looking at.

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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2011, 04:30:19 PM »
if you are not dark enough the stage lights will wash you out,and tannig in a sun bed and outdoors aint dark enough.

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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2011, 04:33:16 PM »
if you are not dark enough the stage lights will wash you out,and tannig in a sun bed and outdoors aint dark enough.

why have lights bright enough to do that? just put some incandescents overhead and call it a day. most bbers would look 20x better in that kind of ligthing (aka bedroom lighting / bathroom lighting) as opposed to the florescent clusterfuck used nowadays

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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2011, 09:20:26 PM »
why have lights bright enough to do that? just put some incandescents overhead and call it a day. most bbers would look 20x better in that kind of ligthing (aka bedroom lighting / bathroom lighting) as opposed to the florescent clusterfuck used nowadays

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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2011, 09:24:02 PM »
the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice
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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2011, 09:29:31 PM »
The white man receives punishment for trying to look like darky. It is called melanoma.

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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2011, 09:33:44 AM »
The white man receives punishment for trying to look like darky. It is called melanoma.
that's funny right there  :)

gotta have the lights the way they are in order to film or shoot pics.
cannot be too dark on stage. no such animal.  some black men have
to hit the tanning bed to get rid of the ash color look some have.

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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2011, 11:41:55 AM »
yep, u need to be jet black.... even the darkest melatan colour isnt good enough

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Re: How tall do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2011, 11:42:07 AM »
I changed the question...well ?

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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2011, 12:29:46 PM »
The white man receives punishment for trying to look like darky. It is called melanoma.

Actually you simple minded idiot, all variants or if you prefer, races of mankind are susceptible to skin cancer.  I suspect that you already knew that but were merely trying to be "funny".  Your cranial cavity is nothing more than a holding tank for  your mental flatulence.

Fucktard.

You remind me of those chimps in cages at zoos, who (when they're not eating it) throw their own poo at the humans viewing them.  Humans, being smarter than chimps (and by association, you) pick the chimp poo up, wrap it around a rock and throw it back at the little mangoloids.

Consider yourself having just been hit with a rock wrapped in the shit of your own quote.  Again, little man.  Fucktard.


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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2011, 09:16:33 PM »
the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice

That's just some bullshit black guys say to con white bitches into sucking the man-gravy out of their purple rape sticks.   
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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2011, 09:30:00 PM »
That's just some bullshit black guys say to con white bitches into sucking the man-gravy out of their purple rape sticks.   

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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2011, 09:42:14 PM »
omg...lol

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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2011, 09:03:38 PM »
That's just some bullshit black guys say to con white bitches into sucking the man-gravy out of their purple rape sticks.   
and this is some dumb ass reply white guys with small dicks comeback with
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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2011, 09:14:31 PM »
being tan rocks

I am caucasin and in the summer I look like that with some tanning  ;D

(ok I'm cheating it's from melanotan )

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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2011, 09:17:52 PM »
Now, this is the story all about how
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And I'd like to take a minute
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I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2011, 09:19:08 PM »
being tan rocks

I am caucasin and in the summer I look like that with some tanning  ;D

(ok I'm cheating it's from melanotan )


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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2011, 09:19:47 PM »
Actually you simple minded idiot, all variants or if you prefer, races of mankind are susceptible to skin cancer.  I suspect that you already knew that but were merely trying to be "funny".  Your cranial cavity is nothing more than a holding tank for  your mental flatulence.

Fucktard.

You remind me of those chimps in cages at zoos, who (when they're not eating it) throw their own poo at the humans viewing them.  Humans, being smarter than chimps (and by association, you) pick the chimp poo up, wrap it around a rock and throw it back at the little mangoloids.

Consider yourself having just been hit with a rock wrapped in the shit of your own quote.  Again, little man.  Fucktard.




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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2011, 09:23:24 PM »

slowly becoming THE ROCK :)

haha not for long, I am going away up north for a year or two near septs-iles !

it's gonna be cold as fuck  ;D

I'm gonna look like a glass of milk

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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2011, 09:27:54 PM »
haha not for long, I am going away up north for a year or two near septs-iles !

it's gonna be cold as fuck  ;D

I'm gonna look like a glass of milk

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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2011, 02:05:32 AM »
and this is some dumb ass reply white guys with small dicks comeback with

He he.  I must have hit a nerve. 

Don't be mad Ashy Larry, you might be able to beat me at basketball.  That's almost as good as my employed, prison free, existence where I have consensual sex with hot white girls. 

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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2011, 02:15:00 AM »
if you aren't getting stopped by police when driving, only for them to walk up to the driver-side window and then realize you're actually white, subsequently apologize and drive off, then you aren't tan enough. if you get stopped by police and then beaten, you are too dark.

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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2011, 04:08:22 AM »
He he.  I must have hit a nerve. 

Don't be mad Ashy Larry, you might be able to beat me at basketball.  That's almost as good as my employed, prison free, existence where I have consensual sex with hot white girls. 

To each their own!


no hit nerve..just find it strange your preoccupation with black penis

but im sure you fat white woman has the same preoccupation

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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2011, 06:12:08 AM »
Come on bro, I'm white.  Everybody knows that white dudes don't fuck with obese women or mudsharks.  Also, identifying blacks as potential rapists is hardly a preoccupation with black penis.  It's merely stating the obvious. 

The fact that you also post on Getbig.com, a website centered around oiled up dudes in tiny posing trunks, casts a little suspicion on you too.  Glass houses bro, glass houses.  Lets not fight.
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Re: How tan do bodybuilders really need to be?
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2011, 06:28:55 AM »
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