Author Topic: Fatty forces passenger to stand (Read 5516 times)

Army of One · « **on:** November 23, 2011, 04:01:41 PM »

On a US Airways 7 hr non-stop flight from Philadelphia to Anchorage a fat fuck sat down and was so fat the guy next to him was forced out of his seat out of fear of being crushed by the fatty.
Flight was full and he was not allowed to sit in sit in flight crew seats citing "regulations".

The airline gave him a $200 voucher.

http://www.businessinsider.com/us-airways-passenger-stuck-standing-7-hours-400-lb-man-2011-11

Fortress · « **Reply #1 on:** November 23, 2011, 04:05:52 PM »

Did the fat fuck eat his salted peanuts, too!

I'd just take up in one of the washrooms with a magazine. Fuck 'em all.

booty · « **Reply #2 on:** November 23, 2011, 04:10:41 PM »

The obese man should have been made to stand. $:-\$

Fortress · « **Reply #3 on:** November 23, 2011, 04:13:17 PM »

Quote from: booty on November 23, 2011, 04:10:41 PM

The obese man should have been made to stand. $:-\$

Bet he stunk to high hell, too. These fat sandwiches always reek to high hell. The hard-to-reach folds become clogged with sweat that has become paste. Gross shit.

bradistani · « **Reply #4 on:** November 23, 2011, 04:16:06 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on November 23, 2011, 04:13:17 PM

Bet he stunk to high hell, too. These fat sandwiches always reek to high hell. The hard-to-reach folds become clogged with sweat that has become paste. Gross shit.

indeed !

lmao !!!

Devon97 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 23, 2011, 04:21:03 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on November 23, 2011, 04:01:41 PM

On a US Airways 7 hr non-stop flight from Philadelphia to Anchorage a fat fuck sat down and was so fat the guy next to him was forced out of his seat out of fear of being crushed by the fatty.
Flight was full and he was not allowed to sit in sit in flight crew seats citing "regulations".

The airline gave him a $200 voucher.

http://www.businessinsider.com/us-airways-passenger-stuck-standing-7-hours-400-lb-man-2011-11

So Keith lives?

supernick · « **Reply #6 on:** November 23, 2011, 04:24:29 PM »

makes me sick.. how embaressing it must be to be the fat man

wes · « **Reply #7 on:** November 23, 2011, 04:29:01 PM »

Quote from: supernick on November 23, 2011, 04:24:29 PM

makes me sick.. how embaressing it must be to be the fat man

That fat fuck probably didn`t even care as long as it wasn`t him that was made to stand.

Fortress · « **Reply #8 on:** November 23, 2011, 04:37:22 PM »

Quote from: wes on November 23, 2011, 04:29:01 PM

That fat fuck probably didn`t even care as long as it wasn`t him that was made to stand.

If the plane went down over open seas folks could use him as a lifebo ... raft. Fat floats, after all. And if it was days out there you could chomp on an arm or something for sustenance.

wes · « **Reply #9 on:** November 23, 2011, 04:42:18 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on November 23, 2011, 04:37:22 PM

If the plane went down over open seas folks could use him as a lifebo ... raft. Fat floats, after all. And if it was days out there you could chomp on an arm or something for sustenance.

Could probably feed the masses!! LOL

Salvatore Martinez · « **Reply #10 on:** November 23, 2011, 04:45:33 PM »

why cant these pieces of shit just eat less, if you step on the scale and it says 300 pounds you need to make some drastic fucking changes unless youre an IFBB pro, 400 and you're probably completely fucked for life and should just give up.

booty · « **Reply #11 on:** November 23, 2011, 04:47:27 PM »

Quote from: wes on November 23, 2011, 04:29:01 PM

That fat fuck probably didn`t even care as long as it wasn`t him that was made to stand.

I think you're right wes. He probably didn't give a fuck, as long as he had somewhere to sit. He should have been made to purchase two seats or just not allow him to fly with the airline. Just like there is a bag on flight measurement, there should be a measurement where people get measured accross their waist and buttocks and if they don't fit, then they don't board.

wes · « **Reply #12 on:** November 23, 2011, 04:48:45 PM »

Quote from: booty on November 23, 2011, 04:47:27 PM

I think you're right wes. He probably didn't give a fuck, as long as he had somewhere to sit. He should have been made to purchase two seats or just not allow him to fly with the airline. Just like there is a bag on flight measurement, there should be a measurement where people get measured accross their waist and buttocks and if they don't fit, then they don't board.

Exactly,if you`re ass takes up two seats,then you should have to buy two tickets.

Fucking slobs!

booty · « **Reply #13 on:** November 23, 2011, 04:59:57 PM »

Quote from: wes on November 23, 2011, 04:48:45 PM

Exactly,if you`re ass takes up two seats,then you should have to buy two tickets.

Fucking slobs!

If a fat thing spilled all over me on a flight, I would make their trip a living hell. I would purchase a drink and then spill it all over them. A hot coffee on their lap would make them get up fast.

wes · « **Reply #14 on:** November 23, 2011, 05:00:45 PM »

Quote from: booty on November 23, 2011, 04:59:57 PM

If a fat thing spilled all over me on a flight, I would make their trip a living hell. I would purchase a drink and then spill it all over them. A hot coffee on their lap would make them get up fast.

Hot coffee would work!

TrueGrit · « **Reply #15 on:** November 23, 2011, 05:48:50 PM »

It's laughable that they go crazy over a few lbs excess baggage and then right behind you is some fat piece of shit that is carrying three suitcases worth on his gut...

AlphaMaleDawg · « **Reply #16 on:** November 23, 2011, 08:01:54 PM »

Thought fatties had to buy two seats? wtf is this shit

njanvi · « **Reply #17 on:** November 23, 2011, 08:05:42 PM »

On the railroad here, the fat fuckers always take up two-three seats on crowded trains and stare at the women and children standing...all while eating pizza accompanied by a 2l coke....fucking ridiculous!

howardroark · « **Reply #18 on:** November 23, 2011, 08:10:14 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on November 23, 2011, 04:37:22 PM

If the plane went down over open seas folks could use him as a lifebo ... raft. Fat floats, after all. And if it was days out there you could chomp on an arm or something for sustenance.

The guy was 400lbs... Probably had like, what, 200-250lbs of fat on him? At 3500kcal per lb of fat, that's easily 700,000kcal... enough to feed one person for a year.

njanvi · « **Reply #19 on:** November 23, 2011, 08:11:50 PM »

Quote from: howardroark on November 23, 2011, 08:10:14 PM

The guy was 400lbs... Probably had like, what, 200-250lbs of fat on him? At 3500kcal per lb of fat, that's easily 700,000kcal... enough to feed one person for a year.

Or fuel the plane if they threw his ass in a bio-diesel plant

AlphaMaleDawg · « **Reply #20 on:** November 23, 2011, 08:29:27 PM »

Quote from: njanvi on November 23, 2011, 08:05:42 PM

On the railroad here, the fat fuckers always take up two-three seats on crowded trains and stare at the women and children standing...all while eating pizza accompanied by a 2l coke....fucking ridiculous!

On the new york city subway every day, you will see so many fatties take up two seats. I see more fat fucks on my morning commute than skinny/average people. They must be all going to the most convenient taco bell

tommywishbone · « **Reply #21 on:** November 23, 2011, 08:30:16 PM »

no will power- sickening.

Salvatore Martinez · « **Reply #22 on:** November 23, 2011, 08:32:12 PM »

fat people suck.

booty · « **Reply #23 on:** November 23, 2011, 11:27:16 PM »

Quote from: wes on November 23, 2011, 05:00:45 PM

Hot coffee would work!

It does, I have tipped in on some guys lap on purpose.

aesthetics · « **Reply #24 on:** November 23, 2011, 11:35:05 PM »

booty, tell me is the cost of living in australia expensive? i want to move to AU and become a muzzah