I'm thinking about storing a shitload of rice and canned food just in case shit hits the fan,
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good idea.
while you be sleeping, they be creeping. tell your neighbors nothing about it. cook late at night. sleep in shifts. glass and bells on every door/window are great alarms. get some dogs. keep small bills - nobody can break 20s and 100s if it goes back to the stone ages. keep first aid kits, water purifier, firestarters.
the more prepared you are, the less likely anything will happen. in FL, you get prepared,then you're not standing in line like an idiot for AA batteries every time a hurricane comes.