One of my cardinal rules is laying down the law and laying it down early. I started a new job recently as a debt collector for a major department store. When I was interviewing for this job I noticed one of the guys on the floor there looking at me as I sat in the glass office. He leaned over to the guy in the cubicle next to him and said something. Then the other guy looked at me. Biggest mistake of his life as far as I was concerned. Fast forward: I'm walking down the hallway my third day on the job and I see the guy who was eyeballing me walk into the Men's Room. I quietly follow him in, and he's checking himself out in the mirror. Then he looks into the mirror and sees me right behind him. He starts to whirl around and I catch him in the jaw with a vicious left hook. He falls backward into the sink, spitting blood out of his mouth. That was three weeks ago and nobody has seen him since. He wisely moved on to a new company.
