my arse would be going up and down at warp ten. engage ! 

Silly fellow

Warp 10, per TNG standards and on, means infinite velocity. In other words, if you were traveling at 15 billion times the speed of light, a warp 10 traveler who, theoretically, would occupy every square meter of the universe, might laugh at your "slow" multiple of
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But yeah, I'd be happy to knock that out of the ballpark a time or ten (read: out of the ballpark means coming inside her mouth, ass, vagina or, on special occasions, between her glorious tits). Lovely zaftig gal.