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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2012, 08:23:49 PM »
Greatest self-owning was that guy (flintstones?) who posted the pics of some guy who wasn't him then explained it away as being pics of his friend and oh yeah we sometimes jack off together.
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2012, 08:25:24 PM »
nothing gay about jacking off with one of your good bros
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2012, 08:26:03 PM »
Quote from: Stavios on January 16, 2012, 08:25:24 PM
nothing gay about jacking off with one of your good bros

beat me to it


seriously, masturbating by yourself is boring
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2012, 08:26:05 PM »
yes one of the mor bizarre confessions i have ever heard.
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2012, 08:28:39 PM »
Wheres adonis been
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #30 on: January 16, 2012, 08:29:35 PM »
Quote from: makaveli25 on January 16, 2012, 08:28:39 PM
Wheres adonis been

He is in his log cabin in Alaska preparing for the Mr. Getbig.
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #31 on: January 16, 2012, 08:32:23 PM »
......I mean, so what if you let that preppy gay guy who used to work at Banana Republic touch your penis in the Best Buy Parking lot because you had a bad drug problem and knew that there was no money in being a straight escort so you decided to give this guy a touch in hopes of him introducing you to some rich queens because you know that he knew some rich queens....who didn't do that back in May of 2009?
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2012, 08:35:56 PM »
Quote from: Stavios on January 16, 2012, 08:17:48 PM
yop, Chick had some great lines over the years
somtimes u get the elevator sometimes the shaft is fucking gold,,,,
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2012, 08:39:46 PM »
Quote from: njflex on January 16, 2012, 08:35:56 PM
somtimes u get the elevator sometimes the shaft is fucking gold,,,,

Imbasile invented that joke in 1561 though
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #34 on: January 16, 2012, 08:40:30 PM »
If we are talking great lines then, "By the thong of Nasser" is still probably the best Getbig line ever.
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #35 on: January 16, 2012, 08:43:12 PM »
Quote from: bike nut on January 16, 2012, 08:40:30 PM
If we are talking great lines then, "By the thong of Nasser" is still probably the best Getbig line ever.

by the great natural liar Kiwiol  8) :D
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #36 on: January 16, 2012, 08:43:51 PM »
Quote from: Stavios on January 16, 2012, 08:39:46 PM
Imbasile invented that joke in 1561 though
along with a coal powered tricep /lat pulldown nautilus with extended chain for full extension.
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #37 on: January 16, 2012, 08:45:02 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on January 16, 2012, 08:23:49 PM
Greatest self-owning was that guy (flintstones?) who posted the pics of some guy who wasn't him then explained it away as being pics of his friend and oh yeah we sometimes jack off together.


Lol who could forget about that and the fact he mentioned his friends cock wasn't that big for a black guy...

Gayer than....
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #38 on: January 16, 2012, 08:45:30 PM »
Pat Banana
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #39 on: January 16, 2012, 08:50:34 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on January 16, 2012, 08:23:49 PM
Greatest self-owning was that guy (flintstones?) who posted the pics of some guy who wasn't him then explained it away as being pics of his friend and oh yeah we sometimes jack off together.

For self-owning I got to go with Mike Arvilla bragging about going to the beach on a date with some chick and then Laura Lee came on here and stomped a hole in his ass and walked it dry.

Although JadeTheGladiator bragging about her new boyfriend and then JNN abusing her was gold too.
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #40 on: January 16, 2012, 08:52:39 PM »
Doesn't Bay call everyone SLURP I still don't get that one.
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #41 on: January 17, 2012, 06:35:12 AM »
Vince Basile invented elbow pronation and the cotton gin.
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #42 on: January 17, 2012, 06:38:57 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on January 17, 2012, 06:35:12 AM
Vince Basile invented elbow pronation and the cotton gin.
Dude,you`ve been on a fucking roll lately.  ;D
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #43 on: January 17, 2012, 06:41:49 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 16, 2012, 08:32:23 PM
......I mean, so what if you let that preppy gay guy who used to work at Banana Republic touch your penis in the Best Buy Parking lot because you had a bad drug problem and knew that there was no money in being a straight escort so you decided to give this guy a touch in hopes of him introducing you to some rich queens because you know that he knew some rich queens....who didn't do that back in May of 2009?

nothing gay at all, just two homos doing some routine networking stuff everybody does all the time
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #44 on: January 17, 2012, 07:01:20 AM »
Koochrash  ;D ;D
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #45 on: January 17, 2012, 07:02:29 AM »
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #46 on: January 17, 2012, 07:05:26 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 16, 2012, 08:32:23 PM
......I mean, so what if you let that preppy gay guy who used to work at Banana Republic touch your penis in the Best Buy Parking lot because you had a bad drug problem and knew that there was no money in being a straight escort so you decided to give this guy a touch in hopes of him introducing you to some rich queens because you know that he knew some rich queens....who didn't do that back in May of 2009?

Don't you have some social worker to tell that stuff too?
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #47 on: January 17, 2012, 07:05:41 AM »
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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #48 on: January 17, 2012, 07:12:09 AM »
Pillowbiter.

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Re: Best and classic getbig nicknames? (lubeyourman, assbruise etc.)
« Reply #49 on: January 17, 2012, 07:35:45 AM »
Quote from: wes on January 17, 2012, 07:05:41 AM
LOL  ;D

Sorry bro!

Was it you? Thought it was chaos, but anyway I think it's awesome  ;D
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