Muscle intimidation

[Your Average GymRat]

...is the name of my game. I have spent countless hours pounding out bench presses, miletery presses, lat pull downs, barbell curls...all heavy as fuck. So now when some 150 lb weakling wants to have a road rage episode and step out of the car he realizes his mistake when I jump out onto the pavement and peel my shirt off. They always dive back in their car and panic as they fumble with the keys. Yes, I have a martial arts back ground. But what really makes them run for cover is when I "peel". What's up?

[bradistani]

lol 


i once copped myself walking with a bad case of ils 

[RustyTrenbolona]

and then your bannaa got peeled too and then you woke up in a bush

[liquid_c]

Anyone who's big enough to actually intimidate people doesn't need to peel off their shirt.  They could get out with a xxxl and you would know.  

[Your Average GymRat]

I disagree. They can't see the striations through a shirt, fatboy.

[liquid_c]

So the striations add to the intimidation factor I see..... OK now I understand 

[Your Average GymRat]

When an extremely muscular and chiselled specimen like myself emerges from the car, "peeling", it sends only one message: "run!!"

[liquid_c]

I think screaming boom as you throw a most muscular after you peel off your shirt and get out of the car would be the final touch for max intimidation.

[Hulkotron]

YAGR keeping the roads safe.

[Schmoe Buster]

...is the name of my game. I have spent countless hours pounding out bench presses, miletery presses, lat pull downs, barbell curls...all heavy as fuck. So now when some 150 lb weakling wants to have a road rage episode and step out of the car he realizes his mistake when I jump out onto the pavement and peel my shirt off. They always dive back in their car and panic as they fumble with the keys. Yes, I have a martial arts back ground. But what really makes them run for cover is when I "peel". What's up?

So no squats then, if the twink see's your bird legs your game is up homoboy

[dj181]

Ya can't bench press a bullet

[liberty]

You could limbo under a rug blackflag so STFU

[Your Average GymRat]

Bullet? You can shoot a ninja? Listen here, barney fife, by the time you're pointing your weapon I'm the shadow moving in from the flank, and leg sweeping your sorry ass into a wheelchair and disability stipends. Do what everyone else does when I "peel": get in your shitbox and screw out if there before things get too heavy.

[Krankenstein]

[Dr Dutch]

YAGR is actually showing some humor in this thread...but that might be a misunderstanding..

[Your Average GymRat]

I usually keep a 25 lb. plate on the passenger side floor. I like to whirl around and launch it like a discus into the wimps rear window as they are scurrying away like mice!

[BayGBM]

...is the name of my game. I have spent countless hours pounding out bench presses, miletery presses, lat pull downs, barbell curls...all heavy as fuck. So now when some 150 lb weakling wants to have a road rage episode and step out of the car he realizes his mistake when I jump out onto the pavement and peel my shirt off. They always dive back in their car and panic as they fumble with the keys. Yes, I have a martial arts back ground. But what really makes them run for cover is when I "peel". What's up?

Your Butt Is Mine
Gonna Take You Right
Just Show Your Face
In Broad Daylight
I'm Telling You
On How I Feel
Gonna Hurt Your Mind
Don't Shoot To Kill
Come On, Come On,
Lay It On Me All Right...

I'm Giving You
On Count Of Three
To Show Your Stuff
Or Let It Be . . .
I'm Telling You
Just Watch Your Mouth
I Know Your Game
What You're About

Well They Say The Sky's
The Limit
And To Me That's Really True
But My Friend You Have
Seen Nothing
Just Wait 'Til I Get Through . . .

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who's Bad . . .
 

[Tre]

Uh, where da white women at?? 

[cephissus]

YAGR is actually showing some humor in this thread...but that might be a misunderstanding..

 

my thoughts exactly!

[the trainer]

...is the name of my game. I have spent countless hours pounding out bench presses, miletery presses, lat pull downs, barbell curls...all heavy as fuck. So now when some 150 lb weakling wants to have a road rage episode and step out of the car he realizes his mistake when I jump out onto the pavement and peel my shirt off. They always dive back in their car and panic as they fumble with the keys. Yes, I have a martial arts back ground. But what really makes them run for cover is when I "peel". What's up?

 Your fat rolls covered up with clothes make you look big but when people look at your fat triple chin face they know the deal, now when you you peel off your shirt and they see your nasty smelly rolls of slimy fat they run, now i dont blame them because i would not want to touch you.

[cephissus]

oh brother, now "the trainer" chimes in...

let's get "bodybuilder lex reeves" in here and make it a threesome

[Aussie Duffman]

When an extremely muscular and chiselled specimen like myself emerges from the car, "peeling", it sends only one message: "run!!"

if you cold suck your own dick youd be the type to gargle before you swallow huh

[Aussie Duffman]

I usually keep a 25 lb. plate on the passenger side floor. I like to whirl around and launch it like a discus into the wimps rear window as they are scurrying away like mice!

this ones funny dude is growin on me

[Hulkotron]

I've seen YAGR's pics and he has impressive size to say the least.

[bradistani]