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El Diablo Blanco

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Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« on: January 27, 2012, 07:11:33 AM »
She's a hundred millionaire.  You must marry her for 2 years on the following conditions.

1. Eat her out to full orgasm twice a week
2. Rim job her once a month
3. Have sex 3 times a week
4. Take her out in public on dates.
5. Must be faithful
6. Live with her, sleep in the same bed and treat her like a wife.

After two years you can divorce her and claim your 50% divorce settlement that can be $50,000,000 plus.

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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2012, 07:17:04 AM »
Done. Easy money.
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2012, 07:18:23 AM »
Absolutely
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2012, 07:20:02 AM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 27, 2012, 07:11:33 AM
She's a hundred millionaire.  You must marry her for 2 years on the following conditions.

1. Eat her out to full orgasm twice a week
2. Rim job her once a month
3. Have sex 3 times a week
4. Take her out in public on dates.
5. Must be faithful
6. Live with her, sleep in the same bed and treat her like a wife.

After two years you can divorce her and claim your 50% divorce settlement that can be $50,000,000 plus.



Hell yes.
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2012, 07:20:58 AM »
does it come with instructions?
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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2012, 07:23:10 AM »
Quote from: pedro01 on January 27, 2012, 07:20:58 AM
does it come with instructions?

Yes,  lift back fat and eat.
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2012, 07:26:29 AM »
50 million?  oh yes.













i might just fall in love with her.


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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2012, 07:27:26 AM »
hahahah thats a good one. but fuck that, no way. give us a different wife. the one you posted is totally out of the question just look at the slabs hanging out of.... :-X
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2012, 07:29:19 AM »
Do I have to divorce her after 2 years?
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2012, 07:30:53 AM »
yes but i would pay someone that would spread rumors, wherever i go with her, i get paid a lot of money for two years to stay with it.

i once went shopping with a fat girlfriend of my sister, i needed a present for my sis and she knew something good, i had free time so i thought why not, she picked me up. i never felt so uneasy having to walk around with her while people thought she was my date  ohh godd
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2012, 07:53:11 AM »
You guys are disgusting....

But yeah you right, I'd still do it!!  ;D
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2012, 07:56:16 AM »
can you imagine the stench.  There is no way after a SHIT her ass can be cleaned without using a fire hose.
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2012, 11:18:07 AM »
Do it for free, fine looking female right there!  Wiggs and the other brothers will back me up on this.
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2012, 11:20:31 AM »
Of course not, you would get depressed and kill yourself...this is inhuman.
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2012, 11:22:52 AM »
50,000,000? Hell yes
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2012, 11:23:12 AM »
Quote from: dutchguy on January 27, 2012, 11:20:31 AM
Of course not, you would get depressed and kill yourself...this is inhuman.

That's the dillema.  You're thinking $50 million. yeah,but 6 months into it you are a fucking mess.  Like a prison sentence.  How much longer can you handle it.  Probably wouldn't be into month 21 that you start seeing the light and can make it, but months 3-21 would be fucking hell.
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2012, 11:24:03 AM »
Money has to be deposited under my name up front, and can only be revoked if I do not perform under the contract.



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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2012, 11:24:38 AM »
Yes but I won't have to worry about fucking her. You would need a "Wiggs" dick to reach paydirt with her.
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2012, 11:27:05 AM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 27, 2012, 11:23:12 AM
That's the dillema.  You're thinking $50 million. yeah,but 6 months into it you are a fucking mess.  Like a prison sentence.  How much longer can you handle it.  Probably wouldn't be into month 21 that you start seeing the light and can make it, but months 3-21 would be fucking hell.
Imagine you go mental after 20 months. You don't get a penny but you have to live with those traumatic memories for the rest of your life....the horror...the horror. I could never take the risk.
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2012, 11:27:34 AM »
I would just keep myself drugged for the two years that i am fucking her.
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2012, 11:29:53 AM »
For 50 million, absolutely.
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2012, 12:26:29 PM »
make it 500 million
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2012, 12:30:58 PM »
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2012, 12:32:07 PM »
Quote from: wes on January 27, 2012, 12:30:58 PM


Jesus fucking christ dude that photo was blasphemis.
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Re: Would you HIT IT? Lots of cash involved, with a catch
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2012, 12:32:22 PM »
I'd like to say yes, but in truth, there's just no way. I find her just too damn disgusting.

I'd likely die from throwing up too much. Seriously.

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