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I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« on: March 05, 2012, 02:54:35 PM »
I've always thought they look like a couple of jackoffs. Very annoying style and mannerisms. Lukewarm physiques. They would never make it in today's gyms. A guy like me would smack them around and end the whole thing from the get go.

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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2012, 04:01:32 PM »
their film was a lot of fun.




lol at some of the comments from that clip....

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This was one of the best muscle movies ever made! these two guys showed

more muscle mass and flesh on screen. Today sadly most muscle movies

show smaller watered down less muscular men with no dramatic size.

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I agree, he guys in todays flicks can't compare to the sheer mass and muscularity of the Barbarian Bros, for instance! These dudes had wide chest, bulgeing biceps and legs like tree-trunks! Plus, they were not shy in wearing those tinycostumes and showing off their boners!

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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2012, 04:03:08 PM »
Look at the striations

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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2012, 04:06:33 PM »
two tools.
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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2012, 04:14:35 PM »
two tools.

they were pretty 'out there', that's for sure.

threads like this you miss keith and his stories about some of the characters in the muscle and showbiz circles. rip, big fella

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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2012, 10:33:06 PM »
the barbarian brothers would beat your ass they are said to be a couple of the roughest bastards to set foot inside golds gym.  repping 500 on the bench

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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2012, 12:02:32 AM »
Like them or not they had some mad strenght.

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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2012, 12:06:51 AM »
Interesting characters.

I do remember their "acting" in the Barbarian movie to be side splittingly bad

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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2012, 12:14:27 AM »
I've always thought they look like a couple of jackoffs. Very annoying style and mannerisms. Lukewarm physiques. They would never make it in today's gyms. A guy like me would smack them around and end the whole thing from the get go.
Apparantly they don't give a fuck about you either!
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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2012, 04:25:14 AM »
and they were both blessed with a very narrow hip structure and wide clavicles

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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2012, 09:29:19 AM »
some more awesome cannon films  :P

A Cannon Filmography
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The filmography is a work in progress, and soon will be searchable with more info for each film at a later date. We want to do something more than just linking each film to the IMDb; in the meantime, that probably is still your best source for Cannon info. The flicks are arranged here by natural groupings:

Charles Bronson / Cannon collaborations
Death Wish II (1982)
10 to Midnight (1983)
Death Wish 3 (1985)
Murphy's Law (1986)
Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987)
Assassination (1987)
Messenger of Death (1988)
Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects (1989)
Death Wish V: The Face of Death (1994) [21st]

Chuck Norris & Cannon
Missing in Action (1984)
Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (1985)
Delta Force, The (1986)
Firewalker (1986)
Hero and the Terror (1988)
Braddock: Missing in Action III (1988)
Delta Force 2: Operation Stranglehold (1990) [Pathe]
Hitman, The (1991)
Hellbound (1993)

Stallone & Cannon
Cobra (1986)
Over the Top (1987)

Van Damme & Cannon
Bloodsport (1988)
Cyborg (1989)
Kickboxer (1989/I)

Ninja-related
American Ninja (1985)
American Ninja 2: The Confrontation (1987)
American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt (1989)
American Ninja 4: The Annihilation (1991)
American Ninja V (1993)
Enter the Ninja (1981)
Ninja III: The Domination (1984)
Revenge of the Ninja (1983)

Action, adventure, and prison movies
Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1987)
America 3000 (1986)
American Cyborg: Steel Warrior (1994) [Global]
American Kickboxer 1 (1991) [Global]
Avenging Force (1986)
Behind Enemy Lines (1986)
Chain of Command (1995)
Dance Macabre (1991) [21st]
Dangerously Close (1986)
Dead Center (1994) [21st]
Delta Force 3: The Killing Game (1991) [Global]
Desert Kickboxer (1992) [21st]
Down Twisted (1987)
Exterminator 2 (1984)
Fifty/Fifty (1993)
Hit the Dutchman (1992) [21st]
Human Shield, The (1991)
Journey to the Center of the Earth (1989)
Keaton's Cop (1988) (TV)
Killing Streets (1991) [21st]
King Solomon's Mines (1985)
Mad Dog Coll (1992)
Mascara (1987)
Mercenary Fighters (1987)
Midnight Ride (1990)
Naked Cage, The (1986)
No Place to Hide (1992)
Number One with a Bullet (1987)
Prison Heat (1993) [Global]
Rescue Me (1993)
River of Death (1989)
Seven Magnificent Gladiators, The (1983)
Street Hunter (1990) [21st]
Street Knight (1993)
Under Cover (1987)

Comedy, Romance, Musical, Teen
Apple, The (1980)
Breakin' (1984)
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984)
Bullseye! (1990) [21st]
Doin' Time on Planet Earth (1988)
Dr. Heckyl and Mr. Hype (1980)
Dutch Treat (1986)
Forbidden Dance, The (1990) [21st]
Going Bananas (1987)
Grace Quigley (1984)
Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood, The (1980)
Happy Hooker Goes to Washington, The (1977)
Happy Hooker, The (1975)
Hot Chili (1985)
Hot Resort (1985)
Hot T-Shirts (1979)
Lambada (1990) I
Last American Virgin, The (1982)
Man Called Sarge, A (1990)
Manifesto (1988)
Over the Brooklyn Bridge (1984)
Rappin' (1985)
Salsa (1988)
Seed of Innocence (1980)
Surrender (1987)
Teenage Bonnie and Klepto Clyde (1993) [21st]
Thunder Alley (1985)

Family Features
Beauty and the Beast (1987)
Cannon Movie Tales: Cinderella (2002)
Cannon Movie Tales: Hansel and Gretel (1987)
Cannon Movie Tales: Puss in Boots (1988)
Cannon Movie Tales: Sleeping Beauty (1987)
Emperor's New Clothes, The (1987)
Frog Prince, The (1988)
Lightning, the White Stallion (1986)
Red Riding Hood (1987)
Rumpelstiltskin (1987)
Sword of the Valiant: The Legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (1982)
Snow White (1988)
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
Treasure Island (1985)

Horror Films
Agenda 187 (1999)
Borrower, The (1991)
Contaminazione aka Alien Contamination (1980) [Italian pick-up]
Godsend, The (1980)
House of the Long Shadows (1983)
Link (1986)
New Year's Evil (1981)
Mummy Lives, The (1993) [Global]
Night of the Living Dead (1990) [21st]
Night Terrors (1993) [Global] [TH]
Phantom of the Opera, The (1989) [21st]
Savage Weekend (1979)
Schizoid (1980)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, The (1986) [TH]

Fantasy and Science Fiction
Avventure dell'incredibile Ercole, Le (1985) I
Alien from L.A. (1987)
Barbarians, The (1987)
Beast in the Cellar, The (1971)
Company of Wolves, The (1984)
Gor (1988)
Hercules (1983)
Hospital Massacre (1981)
Invader (1992) [21st]
Invaders from Mars (1986) [TH]
Lifeforce (1985) [TH]
Masters of the Universe (1987)
Outlaw of Gor (1989)
Prison Planet (1992) [21st]
Shy People (1987)
Sinbad of the Seven Seas (1989)
Tesoro de las cuatro coronas, El (1982)

Foreign and documentary
 Africa Express (1989) [SA]
 Appointment with Death (1988) [UK]
 Complicato intrigo di donne, vicoli e delitti, Un (1986)
 Berlin Affair, The (1985) I
 Castaway (1987) [UK]
 Cry in the Dark, A (1988) [AUS]
 Detective School Dropouts (1985) [IT/USA]
 I'm Almost Not Crazy: John Cassavetes: the Man and His Work (1984)
 King Lear (1987) F
 Lady Chatterley's Lover (1981) F
 Naked Face, The (1984) [UK]
 Rose Garden, The (1989) [EUR]
 Ten Little Indians (1989) [Pathe/Cannon-d] [UK]
 Otello (1986) I
 Wicked Lady, The (1983) [UK]
 Ángeles, Los (1991) F


Drama, mystery, and war
 52 Pick-Up (1986)
 Assisi Underground, The (1985)
 Barfly (1987)
 Body and Soul (1981)
 Business as Usual (1987)
 Dancers (1987)
 Déjŕ Vu (1985)
 Duet for One (1986)
 Finest Hour, The (1991) [21st]
 Fool for Love (1985)
 Hanoi Hilton, The (1987)
 Hanna's War (1988)
 Haunted Summer (1988)
 Love Streams (1984)
 Magician of Lublin, The (1979)
 Mata Hari (1985)
 Ordeal by Innocence (1984)
 Platoon Leader (1988)
 Runaway Train (1985)
 Sahara (1983)
 Silent Victim (1993) [21st]
 Street Smart (1987)
 Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)

Erotic / Soft Porn
Bolero (1984)
Emmanuelle's Love (1993) [21st]
Lady Chatterly's Lover (1981)
Nana (1982)

Cannon Distribution: Older
Addio zio Tom (1971)
All Together Now (1970)
American Raspberry (1977)
Baciamo le mani (1973)
Blockhouse, The (1973)
Butterfly Affair, The (1970)
Cherry Hill High (1976)
Coleccionista de cadáveres, El (1970)
Corpse, The (1970)
Dama rossa uccide sette volte, La (1972)
Fando y Lis (1967)
Hennessy (1975)
I, Monster (1971)
Limit, The (1972)
Northeast of Seoul (1972)
Satan's Skin (1971)
Scratch Harry (1969)
Slumber Party '57 (1977)
South of Hell Mountain (1971)
Take Her by Surprise (1967)
Timhoni, Ha- (1970)
Who Killed Mary What's 'Er Name? (1971)
Zebra Force (1976)

Cannon Distribution: Foreign
Aladdin (1986) I
Aanslag, De (1986)
Berlín Blues (1988)
Bernadette (1987) F
Dagboek van een oude dwaas (1987) EUR
Dream, De (1985)
Derničre image, La (1986)
Eline Vere (1991) NETH
Emmanuelle 4 (1984) F
Giustiziere del Bronx, Il (1989)
Honneponnetje (1988)
Leggenda del rubino malese, La (1985)
Miraculé, Le (1986) F
Otac na sluzbenom putu (1985)
Othello, el comando negro (1982)
Pirates (1986) F
Sangraal, la spada di fuoco (1983)
Sapore di morte (1990)
Trono di fuoco, Il (1982)


Cannon: Distribution Misc
Absolute Beginners (1986)
American Nitro (1979)
Crack House (1989)
Eyes of the Panther, The (1990) (TV)
Field of Honor (1984)
Fourth War, The (1990)
Funny Money (1982)
Gas Pump Girls (1978)
Gotham (1988) (TV)
Haunted Honeymoon (1986)
Hell Squad (1985)
Hollywood Harry (1985)
Incoming Freshmen (1979)
Joe (1970)
Kitchen Toto, The (1987)
Last Island, The (1990)
Last Rites (1980)
Little Dorrit (1988)
Making the Grade (1984)
Mannequin (1987)
Maria (1985)
Maria's Lovers (1984)
Master of Dragonard Hill (1989)
Monanieba (1987)
One More Chance (1981)
Osa (1985)
Penitentiary III (1987)
Powaqqatsi (1988)
Psycho Girls (1985)
Rituelen (1988)
Robotech: The Movie (1986)
Rockula (1990)
Roots of Evil (1991)
Seize the Day (1986)
Storm (1987)
Terminal Bliss (1992)
That Championship Season (1982)
Three Kinds of Heat (1987)
Thunder Run (1985)
Too Much (1987/II)
Urban Warriors (1987)
War and Love (1985)
Wildschut (1985)
Young Dragons: Kung Fu Kids (1987)
Young Warriors (1983)


21st Century Film (Hebrew)
Hameyu'ad (1990) [21st]


 21st Dist (Golan)
 3 Days to a Kill (1991) (TV)
 American Scream, The (1988)
 Bad Jim (1990)
 Body Melt (1993)
 Buried Alive (1990/I)
 Caged Fury (1989)
 Crime and Punishment (2000/I)
 House of Usher, The (1988)
 Mack the Knife (1989) [21st]



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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2012, 09:31:15 AM »
Canon films were awesome...they put out some good shit for sure.

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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2012, 12:30:05 PM »
Another troll hate thread from YAGR. Must admit he's successful at it....

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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2012, 02:55:45 PM »
One of them went totally nuts and started claiming he could do X number of things that no other human could do.  20-something things?

I dunno.  It's obvious at least the one left the reservation ages ago.  The one that sticks around wearing the beret snapping photos is probably crazy as fuck, too. 

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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2012, 02:58:28 PM »
I liked the Barbarian towel tops.  I'd love to find my old one, sigh.
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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2012, 03:02:41 PM »
One of them went totally nuts and started claiming he could do X number of things that no other human could do.  20-something things?

I dunno.  It's obvious at least the one left the reservation ages ago.  The one that sticks around wearing the beret snapping photos is probably crazy as fuck, too. 
Exactly. A couple of rejects from an antiquated era. They'd never make it in today's world...and evidently they aren't.

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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2012, 03:04:52 PM »
I met them about 8 years ago, they still pull the hotties at Golds......
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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2012, 03:18:52 PM »
Exactly. A couple of rejects from an antiquated era. They'd never make it in today's world...and evidently they aren't.
David is a artist now, I am not sure what happened to his brother!

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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2012, 03:22:48 PM »
David is a artist now, I am not sure what happened to his brother!


I'm aware he's been running around with a beret and a second hand camera...what's he doing for money? Disability checks?

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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2012, 03:23:13 PM »
i thought they were both dead  ???

wasn't one of them the fella living in his van in 'bigger, stronger, faster' ?

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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2012, 04:22:34 PM »
I'm aware he's been running around with a beret and a second hand camera...what's he doing for money? Disability checks?
Possibly, but at least these guys are living life on there terms - I would much prefer to be a starving artist than a wage slave to an evil corrupt system that has millions of policies to keep the non elite down and out!
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Re: I've never been a fan of the Barbarian Brothers
« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2012, 05:15:22 PM »
Possibly, but at least these guys are living life on there terms - I would much prefer to be a starving artist than a wage slave to an evil corrupt system that has millions of policies to keep the non elite down and out!
Been listening to Rage Against The Machine?