So SuckMyMuscle - aka Pedro - is a mid 30's, semi bisexual with a penchant for young children & revisionism.
He lives at home with his dad who gives off an 'old person' smell... I wonder what his dad would think if SOMEONE FROM GETBIG were to mention it to him?
He also appears to be an autodidact, meaning for the rest of his life, he'll remember this owning.