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Getbig II
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Okay, fine you've got me.
I'm a 47 year old fart who likes to watch owls mate. I eat only two foods, have my whole life: Peanut Butter and Mashed Potatoes, absolutely nothing else. Lost my first wife because of it. Sometimes when I shower I will stick a soapy finger up my ass, other times I just put my hand up and down the crack with soap. When I sleep, I do so upside down but only after drinking root beer. When I have to fart I tell people the Clydesdale Dog is coming to down. When I have to shit, I say I'm seeing a man about a dog. Oh and I went to school 6 days a week when most kids went 5.
So yeah, that's me pretty much me in a nutshell. Not hiding anymore, no sir, not me. I've owned up to everything. Are you not mad at me now?