Obama/Holder/Michelle/Pelosi/Reid/Rev. Al/Jesse/Bill Mahr/Barney Frank/Boxer/Rosie/MM/MadCow/Napolitano/Waxman/Gore et al shackled and chained - put into steerage in a 18th Century wooden ship - given oars - and forced to row across the ocean to Kenya with me as Captain.
Once on land - have them on a farm in the sweltering heat and whipped daily.