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Gotta Love This Cult - Crossfit Fail Compilation 4
« on: May 22, 2012, 08:44:02 AM »
Hahaha, Idiots!



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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2012, 08:54:05 AM »
1:05 is just plain funny as fuck

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2012, 08:58:55 AM »
Dear God look at these people.   Dude who collapses with the snatch backwards was hilarious. 

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2012, 09:00:07 AM »
1:17 is hilarious - I had an adrenaline rush willing the guy to get up!!  ;D

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2012, 09:06:11 AM »
Slipped Disc Approved

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2012, 09:09:35 AM »
Hahaha, Idiots!



x2 They are promoting a "LeanAbolic Fitcamp" at my gym. Fucking joke.
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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2012, 09:18:59 AM »
Wait...

Was that a tactical weightlifting attempt?

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2012, 09:31:21 AM »
Hahaha, Idiots!



generation of blind followers

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2012, 09:48:08 AM »
generation of blind followers

Just like christians.  ;)

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2012, 09:48:56 AM »
Just like christians.  ;)

And muslims and any other fucking religion on this planet

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2012, 10:00:51 AM »
Gas masks of peace. ;D

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2012, 10:29:10 AM »
That guy shooting the gun and kettlebell pressing was classic.

lol

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2012, 10:30:28 AM »
fucking NONSENSE. i seriously want to crack these people's skulls sometime.  get the fuck out of the free weight section and go do your stupid shit in the aerobics room. and they are all "hardcore powerlifters" now too, to hear them talk, as they lift their fake weights.

Not many things in the gym aggravate me, Crossfit morons aggravate me.

They think the gym is their private studio and spread out across the whole place with shit scattered everywhere. I had an altercation with a chick once. I was doing military presses in the rack, i go to get a drink of water (I was gone all of 45 seconds) and as I'm walking back i see these two chicks stripping my weights, setting up boxes, the whole fucking nine...basically taking over the whole corner of the gym with their bullshit

So I politely inform her that i wasn't done,I've only got a couple of sets left.... and she says, in a bitchy tone, That I didn't leave a towel on the bar to indicate the rack was being used, so they are using it now. So i picked up her water bottle and threw it across the gym and told her to get the fuck out of my face with her bullshit, and started putting my weights back on the bar...true story

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2012, 10:34:18 AM »
fucking NONSENSE. i seriously want to crack these people's skulls sometime.  get the fuck out of the free weight section and go do your stupid shit in the aerobics room. and they are all "hardcore powerlifters" now too, to hear them talk, as they lift their fake weights.

Not many things in the gym aggravate me, Crossfit morons aggravate me.

They think the gym is their private studio and spread out across the whole place with shit scattered everywhere. I had an altercation with a chick once. I was doing military presses in the rack, i go to get a drink of water (I was gone all of 45 seconds) and as I'm walking back i see these two chicks stripping my weights, setting up boxes, the whole fucking nine...basically taking over the whole corner of the gym with their bullshit

So I politely inform her that i wasn't done,I've only got a couple of sets left.... and she says, in a bitchy tone, That I didn't leave a towel on the bar to indicate the rack was being used, so they are using it now. So i picked up her water bottle and threw it across the gym and told her to get the fuck out of my face with her bullshit, and started putting my weights back on the bar...true story

This is the thing that irritates me too.  Their exercises are loud and obnoxious and distracting, and they take up way too much floor space and hog multiple pieces of equipment at the same time.

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2012, 10:39:44 AM »
Hahaha, Idiots!




haha love how the coach always feels so threatened by people minding their own business.  ::)

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2012, 10:41:23 AM »
haha love how the coach always feels so threatened by people minding their own business.  ::)

Come on - some of those were really funny.  The dude w the gun and kettle ball?   LOL   

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2012, 10:41:39 AM »
Now would be a great time to become a Chiropractor.  Looks like business is going to be booming.

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2012, 10:44:16 AM »
Very nice. Nothing beats the need for attention.
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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2012, 10:49:22 AM »

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2012, 10:52:56 AM »
Great way to disrespect Brasilian music with this shit...
Effing gas masks! I mean, do they have those for the gym goers, or do they have to buy their own? Because, I hope someone leaves a "present" in one.

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2012, 10:54:23 AM »
Come on - some of those were really funny.  The dude w the gun and kettle ball?   LOL   

i never saw that bit  :-X



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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2012, 11:00:21 AM »
Sometimes shit happens, but with crossfitters the shit happens a little too often...

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2012, 11:00:53 AM »

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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2012, 11:05:25 AM »


Please avoid posting pics with little children in this.  Hindempedo is still lurking in the background and we would not want to make in melt down into a hot mess. 

Thanks in advance. 


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Re: Gotta Love This Cult
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2012, 11:11:46 AM »