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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #50 on: June 26, 2012, 05:57:22 PM »
I am quite confident James28 is a virgin and would be willing to fight someone in their own dojo (all expenses paid of course) over it.

James28 is British.....you can tell by the milky-white substance that leaks out of his ass.  ;D

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #51 on: June 26, 2012, 05:59:40 PM »
I am quite confident James28 is a virgin and would be willing to fight someone in their own dojo (all expenses paid of course) over it.
Pretty sure my post was referencing your new bff Gyro Flaps.
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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #52 on: June 26, 2012, 07:18:37 PM »
another message board activist who still thinks muscle size counts for anything on the basis that "this is a bodybuilding board".

you have told us nothing new, you have proved nothing.  we give mr O hell, do you think we're impressed with someone who "lifts 5 times a week" and "actually works out" and has "seen the inside of a gym"

post count? ha.  what the hell else would you be doing with down time? Olympia prep? bodybuilding meals? training 7 hours a day?  ::)

i know it sucks to have your hopes and dreams shattered to find out that bodybuilding is a lame joke and that the amount of muscle you're carrying really doesn't amount to a hill of beans.  do you really believe weight training to be an honorable, respectable, passtime?  I find it easy and do it cause I have nothing else to do, the rest is all drugs.

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #53 on: June 26, 2012, 07:20:01 PM »
Be quiet chocolate face!  ;D

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #54 on: June 26, 2012, 07:30:54 PM »
I ended up selling my one Jet and bought a helicopter and 200 foot yacht and my super model girlfriend dumped me for Lebron... mudshark.. sorry for frauding guys

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #55 on: June 26, 2012, 08:00:51 PM »
1. Most people who post here aren't actually bodybuilders...or even weight lifters.

2. If someone brags about their post-count, don't applaud them. Feel sorry for them.

3. Most frequent posters have multiple accounts, sometimes 6 or 7 at a time.

4. The people who actually have the bravery to post pictures only get flamed by people who never have and never will.

5. Everyone on getbig.com is a shredded 6'4" 250lb MMA killing machine who owns 2 jets and dates supermodels.

6. No one has respect for professionals or competitors. People get satisfaction by attacking people far more muscular and accomplished than they are because they will never become top-competitors or professionals.

7. People who have posted pictures and who don't live in secret tend to be the most humble.

8. People will always post lurid stories about their sexual exploits on Getbig...But almost none are true.

9. People will post great accomplishments of theirs on getbig...but almost none are true.

10. Almost everyone exaggerates their bench-press or squat or any other lift on Getbig. Usually by about 200lbs.

11. Almost everyone exaggerates their height, usually by about 4 inches.

12. I will get flamed for this post.

13. My post count will be mentioned in the flaming.

14. I will be accused of being a gimmick account or some former member.





So to preempt any claims of hypocrisy. I am 5'9" and 190lbs with a lean and muscular physique but nothing to write home about. I go to the gym about 5 times a week. My bench isn't that great. I don't date a super-model and I don't make $100,000 a year. I did MMA briefly a few years ago but no more because of school. Never competed.



Who has #15?

15. Get ripped to shreds for creating threads about 'what getbig is about' with less than 50 posts  :-X

We don't have official designations here about status, but anything less than 1000 posts is a FA66OT NOOB
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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #56 on: June 26, 2012, 08:10:01 PM »
Fuckin 31 post N0ob starting a thread with a list in it?

I hope your next shit is a hedgehog.

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #57 on: June 26, 2012, 09:07:37 PM »
Absolute queer.

What does this comment even mean?

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #58 on: June 26, 2012, 09:09:38 PM »
another message board activist who still thinks muscle size counts for anything on the basis that "this is a bodybuilding board".

you have told us nothing new, you have proved nothing.  we give mr O hell, do you think we're impressed with someone who "lifts 5 times a week" and "actually works out" and has "seen the inside of a gym"

post count? ha.  what the hell else would you be doing with down time? Olympia prep? bodybuilding meals? training 7 hours a day?  ::)

i know it sucks to have your hopes and dreams shattered to find out that bodybuilding is a lame joke and that the amount of muscle you're carrying really doesn't amount to a hill of beans.  do you really believe weight training to be an honorable, respectable, passtime?  I find it easy and do it cause I have nothing else to do, the rest is all drugs.


Why did you pick a message board dedicated to bodybuilding if you aren't...a bodybuilder? Hmm..

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #59 on: June 26, 2012, 09:10:33 PM »
15. Get ripped to shreds for creating threads about 'what getbig is about' with less than 50 posts  :-X

We don't have official designations here about status, but anything less than 1000 posts is a FA66OT NOOB


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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #60 on: June 26, 2012, 09:27:56 PM »
1. Most people who post here aren't actually bodybuilders...or even weight lifters.

2. If someone brags about their post-count, don't applaud them. Feel sorry for them.

3. Most frequent posters have multiple accounts, sometimes 6 or 7 at a time.

4. The people who actually have the bravery to post pictures only get flamed by people who never have and never will.

5. Everyone on getbig.com is a shredded 6'4" 250lb MMA killing machine who owns 2 jets and dates supermodels.

6. No one has respect for professionals or competitors. People get satisfaction by attacking people far more muscular and accomplished than they are because they will never become top-competitors or professionals.

7. People who have posted pictures and who don't live in secret tend to be the most humble.

8. People will always post lurid stories about their sexual exploits on Getbig...But almost none are true.

9. People will post great accomplishments of theirs on getbig...but almost none are true.

10. Almost everyone exaggerates their bench-press or squat or any other lift on Getbig. Usually by about 200lbs.

11. Almost everyone exaggerates their height, usually by about 4 inches.

12. I will get flamed for this post.

13. My post count will be mentioned in the flaming.

14. I will be accused of being a gimmick account or some former member.





So to preempt any claims of hypocrisy. I am 5'9" and 190lbs with a lean and muscular physique but nothing to write home about. I go to the gym about 5 times a week. My bench isn't that great. I don't date a super-model and I don't make $100,000 a year. I did MMA briefly a few years ago but no more because of school. Never competed.



Who has #15?


hahah, associating success with sticking a boat load of drugs in your body, doing G4P, and prancing around stage wearing a little underwear.

If you work a 9-5 job and contribute something to society you are automatically more successful than any IFBB pro
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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #61 on: June 26, 2012, 09:42:31 PM »
Spot on.

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #62 on: June 26, 2012, 10:11:23 PM »
LOL@ "dicklint"!

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #63 on: June 26, 2012, 10:34:17 PM »
LOL@ "dicklint"!
Very sophisticated humor here  :D

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #64 on: June 26, 2012, 10:35:21 PM »
Are you saying you don't believe the 18" quadded all natural 42" chested monster that is Queero Flaps?
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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #65 on: June 26, 2012, 10:57:22 PM »
Are you saying you don't believe the 18" quadded all natural 42" chested monster that is Queero Flaps?
No no no its the guns that are 18's silly

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #66 on: June 27, 2012, 06:22:06 AM »
I am honored to be mentioned in your daily posts Cankles
The PMs you send me begging for attention worked. :-[


No no no its the guns that are 18's silly
There is as much chance that your arms are 18" as there is that you like women.
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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #67 on: June 27, 2012, 06:23:12 AM »
The PMs you send me begging for attention worked. :-[

There is as much chance that your arms are 18" as there is that you like women.

are you saying queero sex loves the cock chaos?
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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #68 on: June 27, 2012, 06:26:57 AM »
are you saying queero sex loves the cock chaos?
I'm positive Gyro Flaps spends his spare time dropping his towel in the mens sauna at the local YMCA.
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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #69 on: June 27, 2012, 08:30:54 AM »

5. Everyone on getbig.com is a shredded 6'4" 250lb MMA killing machine who owns 2 jets and dates supermodels.


6'5" , 300lbs 4% bf, almost natural (lee priest cycle) with ability to run 100m in sub 10secs, dunk basketballs
supermodels swim through shark-infested waters to the private island,  begging to get fucked and offer money, or go into mortal combat with each other


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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #70 on: June 27, 2012, 08:35:35 AM »
6'5" , 300lbs 4% bf, almost natural (lee priest cycle) with ability to run 100m in sub 10secs, dunk basketballs
supermodels swim through shark-infested waters to the private island,  begging to get fucked and offer money, or go into mortal combat with each other


SOUNDS LIKE DOLPH LUNDGREN

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #71 on: June 27, 2012, 09:30:09 AM »
If everyone could post the latitude and longitude of their dojos it would be helpful for my current endeavor.

Thank you in advance.

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #72 on: June 27, 2012, 09:47:27 AM »
SOUNDS LIKE DOLPH LUNDGREN


Except he never weighed more than 250.

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #73 on: June 27, 2012, 10:03:12 AM »

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Re: The Facts of Getbig
« Reply #74 on: June 27, 2012, 10:06:48 AM »