Best Self Ownage Getbig Quotes of all time

[Papper]

This thread is epic. I never knew how Dubai, India came into play. That is fantastically funny.

"Only gay if you want it to be" and "finishing touch".. lol

[Vince B]

From the archives:

[King Shizzo]

From the archives:

The Vince vs. Vince battle will never end. 

[Soul Crusher]

From the archives:

 

[Soul Crusher]

From the archives:

Is this real? 

[TheTruth90]

Is this real? 

yep lol

[King Shizzo]

Vissy's wandering eye rivals the great nasser (r.i.p.) 

[Soul Crusher]

yep lol

OMG - and Vince talks shit to others?  

GMAFB - and going after skinny white twinks on top of it all?

[Mr Nobody]

From the archives:

Now Vince has glasses not sure on the strength of those, but Vissy has great Peripheral vision it seems one eye to the right and one straight keeps them safe.

[King Shizzo]

Now Vince has glasses not sure on the strength of those, but Vissy has great Peripheral vision it seems one eye to the right and one straight keeps them safe.

Like a Chameleon 

[Soul Crusher]

Vince goes for the skinny meth head metro type? 

[King Shizzo]

Vince goes for the skinny meth head metro type? 

I don't think Vissy could ever zero in on Vince's face, with those eyes    Probably thinks he looks like Denzel.

[Psychopath]

Vince is the the type of guy people want to stare at in disgust, or not, because of obvious reasons, but they are usually polite and mannered and leave him alone.

...but this fucker talks shit and get's into everyone's business like a fucking estrogen filled bag of dog shit.

I forward the motion of extermination by poison dart to the face.

[TheTruth90]

I don't think Vissy could ever zero in on Vince's face, with those eyes    Probably thinks he looks like Denzel.

lmao

probably the funniest thing you've ever said on getbig

[TrueGrit]

The Vince vs. Vince battle will never end. 

They used to be tight

[Soul Crusher]

They used to be tight

Can someone fill me in where this beef started? 

[King Shizzo]

Can someone fill me in where this beef started? 

They both have solid arguements. Vince B. continues to rag on Vince G's failed businesses, and the fact that he will never open a gym as claimed.

Vince G claims that Vince B is a has been, whos only claim to fame was the 1970 Mr. Canada, in which Vince B admitted to making the contest and hand picking the judges.

What do we learn from this? Darwinism is a bitch.

[Soul Crusher]

They both have solid arguements. Vince B. continues to rag on Vince G's failed businesses, and the fact that he will never open a gym as claimed.

Vince G claims that Vince B is a has been, whos only claim to fame was the 1970 Mr. Canada, in which Vince B admitted to making the contest and hand picking the judges.

What do we learn from this? Darwinism is a bitch.

So why the hate?  Seems like they should be buddies and moral support for each other. 

[Irongrip400]

Please add as you can remember so we can keep a log for future reference

Its only gay if you want it to be  - Bob Chick

Anal Sex is like a deep tissue massage - Candizzle

I once carried a 600 pound stone 30ft - KegDrainer

My girlfriend wants to try a strapon on me - Ukgold
Me and my wife waited until our wedding night to have sex because we wanted it to be special - BigCyp

Myself and Booty broke up 3 times in 3 months but have never met face to face - Will Grant

The police came at me with 10 attack dogs and 10 men and I fought them all off - SuckMyMuscle

I have a husband named Queen Vissy - Goodrum (if someone can remember the chocolate quote he had on myspace)

I jacked off while my friend watched - Flinstones

It's impossible for me to get below 250lbs - Tom Prince

Nobody is going to tell me where to post - Chick

Oatmeal and Sweet potatoes is the key to getting ripped, celebs like usher use this secret - Pat Banya and Young Ho

DP is a little vanilla, dont you think? - Ripitupbaby

I spilled over - Jaejonna

I dont brush my teeth,too many calories - Candizzle

I have extensive business interests in Dubai, India - Matt T

That's just a fat pussy - Squadfather

I knew this one was going to be in there.  But, to be fair, I believe it was him who wanted his girlfriend to use a strap on, because she was fingering his ass.  So, it's really worse.

[Thespritz0]

From the archives:

^^
CLASSIC, good on you Basile!!!

[Psychopath]

VINCE EXPOSED

[phreak]

I hit 52 strong clean reps today, solid and strong reps

[NarcissisticDeity]

Pumpster

-At my hardcore gym one of the older npc competitors and are are takling, he asks me if i'm a pro-absurd LOL - I don't have either the genetics or the interest in drugs to be there but hey it still felt good.


-Last Wed or Thursday nite after the gym in shorts and sleeveless T, just getting off my bike to shop at a store. Two cute latinas just about to get in a car. The one I like i throw a compliment, she immediately returns it in spades. Good for the ego even though i have plenty of weight to lose!

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

They both have solid arguements. Vince B. continues to rag on Vince G's failed businesses, and the fact that he will never open a gym as claimed.

Vince G claims that Vince B is a has been, whos only claim to fame was the 1970 Mr. Canada, in which Vince B admitted to making the contest and hand picking the judges.

What do we learn from this? Darwinism is a bitch.

Basile is a fucking idiot.  Opening up a gym is not a sign of success and quite frankly, I'm working on opening a personal training studio rather than some lumbering pile of equipment.  I pretty much have all the equipment which really there isn't much required but as with any major project it takes time.  In any event, I still run a successful fitness business....has been that many years.

He's upset because I made him admit to picking his judges and organizing the contest making his precious Mr Canada Trophy a complete fraud

[Chadwick The Beta]

Basile is a fucking idiot.  Opening up a gym is not a sign of success and quite frankly, I'm working on opening a personal training studio rather than some lumbering pile of equipment.  I pretty much have all the equipment which really there isn't much required but as with any major project it takes time.  In any event, I still run a successful fitness business....has been that many years.

He's upset because I made him admit to picking his judges and organizing the contest making his precious Mr Canada Trophy a complete fraud

it shouldn't take twenty phucking years

even "the coach" has a gym, and he's hilariously short