FUCKIN PANHANDLERS MAN!!!

[bigkubby]

YESTER DAY I WAS WALKING OUT OF YOUR LOCAL CIRCLE K AND A LADY THAT I RECOGNIZED FROM A DIFFERENT GAS STATION WALKS UP AND ASKS FOR CHANGE I GRAB ABOUT 80 CENTS AND HAND IT TO HER WE SHE GIVES ME THIS BLANK LOOK AND REPLIES " IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE? HOW ABOUT A BUCK OR TWO" I SAY YOU KNOW WHAT WHY DONT YOU JUST GIVE WHAT I GAVE YOU BACK,SHE TURNS AROUND AND WALKS AWAY HAD ME SHAKING MY HEAD!!! FUCKING DEADBEATS I SWEAR GET OFF THERE ASS AND GET A JOB

[Borracho]

haha yeah these bums around here are asking for two bucks right off the bat. At least play an instrument or tell me a couple of jokes and I might give you some change otherwise go fuck yourself. 

[flipper5470]

I was parking at Comerica Park in Detroit a couple of weeks ago when one approached my SUV and stood in front of the door.  Like, I'm going to open the window?  I told him to step away from the car or he was eating the door...luckily he moved.  I imagine skinng an Escalade door is rather costly...  

[Shockwave]

The best is when you tell them you don't carry cash, and they say "Well theres an ATM right in that gas station, go make a withdrawal Ill wait"

Shit pisses me off.

Or another one, an illegal mexican woman, probably 50 years old, with her 25 year old daughter and grandkid in a stroller, stood in the doorway to a gas station, blocking it so I couldnt get in, and demanded I give her money.

I said "Excuse me, I need to go in", and she looks me dead in the eyes and says "You give me 5 dollars?"
I told her "No, im not giving you any money, let me in!"
Her reply?
"You give me 5 dollars."
I just pushed around her. She acted like she couldnt even speak english, fucking bitch.

[Swollen_Powell]

Should have said yeah if you shake somethin and tip drilled that hoe in front of gas station customers, thats how real kneegas do round here potna





or slide that prepaid visa off in dat ass




step that swag up lil daddeh

[wes]

[JOHN MATRIX]

Yes these people are annoying as hell

[Tapeworm]

Ask them for money and don't take no for an answer.  Seriously, a bum once told me to leave him alone.

[BIG ACH]

Happened to my dad once.... lol

He was walking to his car and a bum stopped him asking for money...  My dad reached into his pocket and found he only has a One Hundred Dollar bill, and 25 cents, so he gives the 25 cents to the bum... so the bum looks at him and goes "You're driving a Mercedes and thats all you've got?"....

So my dad just takes the 25 cents back from the bum's hand and goes "Maybe this can be useful for me isntead!" then gets in his car and leaves!

[the trainer]

just say if you want $2 you give me hand job and if you want $5 you give me blowjob, very simple solution.

[Twaddle]

The best is when you tell them you don't carry cash, and they say "Well theres an ATM right in that gas station, go make a withdrawal Ill wait"

Shit pisses me off.

Mother fuckers, I had a bitch say this exact thing to me.  I was in the BART terminal in SF.  I was buying a ticket from one of those automated ticket machines, and this bitch comes at me, "Sir, could you spare a couple of dollars."  I tell her, "Sorry, no cash, I only got a credit card."  She replies, "That's ok, these things take credit cards", and then points at the machine.  Fuck I was mad.  I told her, "I can't help you."  She acted like I was a piece of shit, and stormed off. 

She had me so fucking mad, I would have kicked a puppy if there was one around.   

[CAPTAIN INSANO]

Was approached yesterday by some neegul in the walgreens parking lot....

asks me if i was a veteran...then points to his marine tattoo asking me for dollar, change, cigarette etc.

Cripes, some of these bums won't take no for an answer

[bike nut]

When they tell me they haven't eaten anything in days, I always tell them "I admire your willpower", and walk away.

Fuckin' worse than Pakis....

[Shockwave]

Was approached yesterday by some neegul in the walgreens parking lot....

asks me if i was a veteran...then points to his marine tattoo asking me for dollar, change, cigarette etc.

Cripes, some of these bums won't take no for an answer

You should have told him no self-respecting Marine would beg for change on a corner.

[_bruce_]

Mother fuckers, I had a bitch say this exact thing to me.  I was in the BART terminal in SF.  I was buying a ticket from one of those automated ticket machines, and this bitch comes at me, "Sir, could you spare a couple of dollars."  I tell her, "Sorry, no cash, I only got a credit card."  She replies, "That's ok, these things take credit cards", and then points at the machine.  Fuck I was mad.  I told her, "I can't help you."  She acted like I was a piece of shit, and stormed off. 

She had me so fucking mad, I would have kicked a puppy if there was one around.   

Hahaha - love the nerve of some folks... not a dime... better yet a few bucks. Maybe these bums are ex Wallstreet folks.

[CAPTAIN INSANO]

You should have told him no self-respecting Marine would beg for change on a corner.

Damnit, I can never think up this kinda stuff on the fly.

[BigCyp]

In england the little cvnts will ask you if you have a 'SPARE POUND' WTF is a SPARE pound? Does anyone here keep a spare pound in a specific pocket to give to freeloaders?

When you were slaving your ass off at 2pm on a Friday afternoon, did you suddenly think, right this next 2 mins labour is for the spare pound guy!!!!!

Damn

[SweetGeez]

I was walking behind some Italian lady'a homeless gentleman asks "do you have a dollar"..?  The Italian lady replies.....Yeah sure,,,how about a million..!  I hit  the  floor.... Then I gave him the buck..

[El Diablo Blanco]

I saw this homeless man once sitting in front of this bakery.  The guy looked like he'd been rung through shit.  Just down and out.  While in the bakery I ask for a second ham and cheese sandwich and a drink.  On my way out, I give the sandwich and drink to the bum who was begging for money.  He takes the bag and then mutters to me about not giving him money.  I rip the bag out of his hand and yell at him calling him and ungrateful piece of shit and threw the bag in the street.  I was so fucking pissed off.  You try to do something nice for these assholes and they don't fucking deserve it.

[Parker]

YESTER DAY I WAS WALKING OUT OF YOUR LOCAL CIRCLE K AND A LADY THAT I RECOGNIZED FROM A DIFFERENT GAS STATION WALKS UP AND ASKS FOR CHANGE I GRAB ABOUT 80 CENTS AND HAND IT TO HER WE SHE GIVES ME THIS BLANK LOOK AND REPLIES " IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE? HOW ABOUT A BUCK OR TWO" I SAY YOU KNOW WHAT WHY DONT YOU JUST GIVE WHAT I GAVE YOU BACK,SHE TURNS AROUND AND WALKS AWAY HAD ME SHAKING MY HEAD!!! FUCKING DEADBEATS I SWEAR GET OFF THERE ASS AND GET A JOB

She probably walked around the corner and got into her BMW.
Panhandling, if it's not outlawed in certain states or counties, can be lucrative.
You pick the right location---busy street corner or near a light at a busy mall, some people have racked up 25-40k a yr, and that's not including their regular job.
Dress up bummy, look pitiful, and even get your family involved, many times on different street corners, one can really rack it up.
There have been fights where "bums" have fought over corners and territory.

[El Diablo Blanco]

She probably walked around the corner and got into her BMW.
Panhandling, if it's not outlawed in certain states or counties, can be lucrative.
You pick the right location---busy street corner or near a light at a busy mall, some people have racked up 25-40k a yr, and that's not including their regular job.
Dress up bummy, look pitiful, and even get your family involved, many times on different street corners, one can really rack it up.
There have been fights where "bums" have fought over corners and territory.

I watched that DVD

[Shockwave]

I saw this homeless man once sitting in front of this bakery.  The guy looked like he'd been rung through shit.  Just down and out.  While in the bakery I ask for a second ham and cheese sandwich and a drink.  On my way out, I give the sandwich and drink to the bum who was begging for money.  He takes the bag and then mutters to me about not giving him money.  I rip the bag out of his hand and yell at him calling him and ungrateful piece of shit and threw the bag in the street.  I was so fucking pissed off.  You try to do something nice for these assholes and they don't fucking deserve it.

Honestly, its usually a choice. They had the option somewhere, sometime, to not be a fucking hobo, but for whatever reason they chose to go down that path. They'd rather have their money for drugs or booze than actually take accountability for their lives.

[Parker]

Honestly, its usually a choice. They had the option somewhere, sometime, to not be a fucking hobo, but for whatever reason they chose to go down that path. They'd rather have their money for drugs or booze than actually take accountability for their lives.

Yep, do you know how many people are on "disability" and smoke or drink up their (our) money?
They say, "I'm on disability", which is the reason why they can't work. Many would rather be homeless bums than take responsibility for themselves. Sometimes it could be depression, a divorce, bankruptcy, or just downright laziness.

And many of them of some of the most ungrateful people. They feel like they are entitled to your money.

[Kahn.N.Singh]

Horrible! Ever been to NYC's Penn Station at 5AM? The living dead are out in full force. I get approached while I'm getting my ticket from the Amtrak kiosks; it's one of the few times I allow myself to respond rudely on purpose. Also, I have the bad luck of having the loud African drum- and bongo-playing, Mexican mariachi strumming and singing, Caribbean steel drum-striking, and pirate costume-wearing guitar guys set up right in front of me on my MTA commutes (all the time because I sit near the middle train doors). I haven't had to commute all summer, but will be starting up again soon -- already dreading the trek.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Horrible! Ever been to NYC's Penn Station at 5AM? The living dead are out in full force. I get approached while I'm getting my ticket from the Amtrak kiosks; it's one of the few times I allow myself to respond rudely on purpose. Also, I have the bad luck of having the loud African drum- and bongo-playing, Mexican mariachi strumming and singing, Caribbean steel drum-striking, and pirate costume-wearing guitar guys set up right in front of me on my MTA commutes (all the time because I sit near the middle train doors). I haven't had to commute all summer, but will be starting up again soon -- already dreading the trek.

Why is it that train stations are a beacon for the homeless?  It's like getting off the BART in Oakland to head to the airport.  Once you get off the skeeziest fucking black thugs and homeless people are hanging out there.  Just horrible looking humans.  Same as the BART stop in Union square.  You have to step over the bums to go up the stair and once you reach the top never mind the endless see of bums.
People got all righteous on the cops that beat a bum to death but they don't see the shit these cops deal with when it comes to these bums.