First you go around the boards making lies about me getting divorced; god knows why but sounds like what a soap opera bitch would do. Afterall you are Irish, so who knows.
Then you made claims that my beloved wife even emailed you (why wouldn't she).
Let's see some proofs.
In the meantime, I'll answer her question as to why a man like you goes for tinny Asians with coarse pubes; she's wondering if it's for the very opposite reason a girl like her goes for Thoresque Vikings sporting a warhammer like yours truly. She's obviously up to something.