"Hi, this is Tape. Can't come to the phone right now. Whoever you are, if I know you, I've had enough of you. Don't leave a message. Go quietly, promptly, and permanently away."
Present company excepted, you assholes.
I thought a midlife crisis was about buying a sports car.
![Huh ???](https://www.getbig.com/boards/Smileys/classic/huh.gif)
I fuckin' hate sports cars.
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