This from you. What a Nut job LOL. 
...a buddy of mine was talking to me the other day and all of a sudden this old hippie starts giving him shit because he said the word "fuck" once or twice...    anyway... we start laughing at her and she walks away... 10 minutes later i see her doing yoga in the ab training area WITHOUT shoes on... nonono... not in a proper gym...   then she put her mat away with whiping it down... so i went to the front desk and made a complaint.... and after they called her into the office as she was leaving i ran up to her saying "hey i just want to apoligize..."   she turns around and i say... "oh... right... fuck you, you fucking hippie girl...." softly enough that only she heard it.... she turned white and ran out of the gym... 
i am not a very nice person... fucking hippies... maybe next time i will drop a dumbbell on her foot... that should keep her out of the gym for a while....