LMAO Mike, just stop posting pictures of yourself. You look like crap with those saggy boobs of yours.
Laura is an attractive lady, and seems to be the only thing you have going for you. My guess is she has absolutely no personality what so ever to be with a fat whale like you. Your physique is horrible and always will be no matter how much denial you are in.
*waits for Mike to come up with another senseless remark and a picture to prove my point*