This is one of the most disturbing threads on getbig in recent memory.
Tbombz, while disclosing your lust for trouser kielbasa can be seen as commendable by some, I must re-iterate that you are not a very good looking fellow, so perhaps this "mirror" you keep looking at could use a bit of Windex.
If I were to bet an Indian Head Nickle, I'd say "BikiniSlut" looks like a cross between Newman from Seinfeld, and Robin Williams in The Bird Cage.