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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #50 on: March 27, 2013, 08:03:06 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 06:06:23 AM
Today I picked up the first couple of thousand copies fresh off the print. I am pictured with my editor which is also the president of the Writer's Union. Am I the first getbigger to write a book?  ;D
All 50 pages of it. Will be a best seller no doubt. ::) Your poor parents still supporting an almost 40 yr old man boy, sad.
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #51 on: March 27, 2013, 08:03:21 AM »
Quote from: doison on March 27, 2013, 07:58:50 AM
No reason to rain on your parade.  Enjoy your moment sunshine.
rain on my parade? We are shooting the shit Shakespeare  ... it's not a moment of glory
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #52 on: March 27, 2013, 08:07:02 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 08:03:21 AM
rain on my parade? We are shooting the shit Shakespeare  ... it's not a moment of glory

Now you're catching on.
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #53 on: March 27, 2013, 08:08:33 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 08:03:21 AM
rain on my parade? We are shooting the shit Shakespeare  ... it's not a moment of glory

Hahaha
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #54 on: March 27, 2013, 08:11:58 AM »
Do you keep it near your toilet?

Not so that you can read it whilst taking a shit, just in case there's nothing to wipe your arse with?
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #55 on: March 27, 2013, 08:24:45 AM »
Quote from: noc on March 27, 2013, 08:11:58 AM
Do you keep it near your toilet?

Not so that you can read it whilst taking a shit, just in case there's nothing to wipe your arse with?

From the looks of it, you could use a joke book next to the toilet for inspiration.
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #56 on: March 27, 2013, 08:25:17 AM »
Is this thing going to be on sale on amazon?
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #57 on: March 27, 2013, 08:31:14 AM »
Personally, I would upload the book to Piratebay, this is your best bet at the book being a success.  I am serious !
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #58 on: March 27, 2013, 08:35:20 AM »
I'm just here for the photoshops to happen  ;D
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #59 on: March 27, 2013, 08:39:08 AM »
Quote from: noc on March 27, 2013, 08:11:58 AM
Do you keep it near your toilet?

Not so that you can read it whilst taking a shit, just in case there's nothing to wipe your arse with?
See "noc", your first line was self explanatory .. and obviously good enough for a punchline. But no, you HAD to explain the joke so that ALL could "get it" hahaha

You made an unintentional funny  ;D
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #60 on: March 27, 2013, 08:39:35 AM »

Whats your book about Sev?
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #61 on: March 27, 2013, 08:40:00 AM »
The book is in romanian.
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #62 on: March 27, 2013, 08:43:57 AM »
Great job, Sev. Maybe you can finally make out to So. Cal and enjoy our weather 8)
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #63 on: March 27, 2013, 08:45:07 AM »
The book is about the Romanian gypsies fleeing Russia.
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #64 on: March 27, 2013, 08:52:49 AM »
your book deserves a nice illustrated cover bro.

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #65 on: March 27, 2013, 09:24:53 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on March 27, 2013, 08:52:49 AM
your book deserves a nice illustrated cover bro.


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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #66 on: March 27, 2013, 09:28:15 AM »
Vince will never be in that type of shape again, EVER
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #67 on: March 27, 2013, 09:31:16 AM »
CONGRATS Sev!

True getbigger through and through----Respect
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #68 on: March 27, 2013, 09:34:50 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 07:38:01 AM
I have my pic on the backcover
I have my website
I already have it as a pdf
I have a 10 cities tour already



English translation coming? Americans will buy it. They'll buy anything.
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #69 on: March 27, 2013, 09:54:17 AM »
which 10 cities are you touring
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #70 on: March 27, 2013, 09:57:58 AM »
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #71 on: March 27, 2013, 10:02:51 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on March 27, 2013, 09:54:17 AM
which 10 cities are you touring
major romanian cities since he book is in romanian
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #72 on: March 27, 2013, 10:05:33 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 10:02:51 AM
major romanian cities since he book is in romanian

You going to hypnotize women in order to bed them? 
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #73 on: March 27, 2013, 10:11:24 AM »
Quote from: 333386 on March 27, 2013, 10:05:33 AM
You going to hypnotize women in order to bed them? 
no need to ... I reek testosterone
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #74 on: March 27, 2013, 11:14:48 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 10:02:51 AM
major romanian cities since he book is in romanian

are you saying there are ten major romanian cities

you will have your work cut out

1   Bucharest   Bucharest   1,677,985   11   Brăila   Brăila   168,389   
Timișoara

Iași
2   Cluj-Napoca   Cluj   309,136   12   Piteşti   Argeş   148,264
3   Timișoara   Timiş   303,708   13   Arad   Arad   147,992
4   Iași   Iaşi   263,410   14   Sibiu   Sibiu   137,026
5   Constanţa   Constanţa   254,693   15   Bacău   Bacău   133,460
6   Craiova   Dolj   243,765   16   Târgu Mureş   Mureş   127,849
7   Galaţi   Galaţi   231,204   17   Baia Mare   Maramureş   114,925
8   Braşov   Braşov   227,961   18   Buzău   Buzău   108,384
9   Ploieşti   Prahova   197,542   19   Botoşani   Botoşani   100,899
10   Oradea   Bihor   183,123   20   Satu Mare   Satu Mare   94,948
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