pregnant gf decides not to move in with me because i'm this i'm that blabla

[TigerStripes]

Post her pic and info on gb. The fellas here will talk some sense into her.

[anabolichalo]

Post her pic and info on gb. The fellas here will talk some sense into her.

maybe i can hook her up with a sterile getbigger that wants a kid

[anabolichalo]

I think you may be racist for making your imaginary girlfriend both black and a monstrous bitch.

if only she was

[TigerStripes]

After she has the kid, take the kid to India and sell him into the sweatshop scene.

You can get like 10000 rupees. That's enough to party for a month there.

[cephissus]

if you woke up tomorrow and realized this whole pregnancy saga had been a dream, how would you feel?

[epic_alien]

so....

this probably means i'm going to be paying for life to a bitch with a kid i will never see


any way to avoid having to pay all together?

you got a girl pregnant? your stupidity never fails to amaze me

[Voice of Doom]

beta

[Papper]

Try to ride it out, the kid is not even here yet. Things may change a little.

Then if it didn't worked, you tried and that is all you can do. And you can have a clean conscience and move on if need be.

[doison]

After she has the kid, take the kid to India and sell him into the sweatshop scene.

You can get like 10000 rupees. That's enough to party for a month there.

Sell the kid here, then go to India.  You can get $50,000 here.  That's infinity rupees. 

[Man of Steel]

"Well, I'm older than you so you need listen to me!"
"Yeah, well I'm the 'man' in this relationship so I should be respected!"
"Well, you didn't brush your teeth the other morning!"
"Yeah, well I ain't changin the floors either!"

This stuff is for kids and middle-aged adolescents....it's petty nonsense.

I encourage y'all to find a stable, caring, loving couple that is committed to each other that sincerely wants to adopt and raise a child.  Give this child a chance for a quality life because it's clear you and the mother don't care for each other.   And you've made it abudantly clear you don't care for this child.  

My wife knows exactly what it's like to have a father that cares nothing for her...thank the Lord above my father embraced my wife as one of his own daughters 2 decades ago and helped fill that void in her life....that's how a strong, courageous, loving man acts.

[axestream]

Get a towel and a mask. You too can make wads of cash stripping for gay men.

[Grape Ape]

a little over 6 months i suppose

Lies lies lies..........

[arce1988]

  WITF?!

[Hulkster]

listen 

[mr.turbo]

breaking my balls over every little thing

like she is going to move into my place

but she wants to change everything

ok so i painted this whole place the way she wanted

then she wants to throw out my fridge, freezer, washing machine, table and chairs and wardrobe to change them with her shit

i relucatantly agree with this, even tho i dont likeit, but i figured i have to make this work

then she starts saying she wants to change the flooring

and i say "no. you changed enough. nothing is changing anymore untill further notice."

and she was pissed off and it became a whole big arguement

and she bitches and moans about things like "and yesterday you didnt brush your teeth in the morning before going to work. i know because your tooth brush was dry"


the fuck is this

sounds like you picked a winner bro

[mr.turbo]

she always plays the "you have to respect me i'm older than you card"

and i think she should should respect me because i'm the man of the house and if she doesnt like it she can live in the street godddamnnjiiiit




i wish she can have a miscarriage but at this advanced stage of pregnancy the baby will not die anymore  

hey couple tips for you.

pregnant chicks are horny so you can poke around in there and maybe cause some disruption.

also don't forget what you said !

"women don't really mind being raped as much as you think" 

[trapz101]

just hope the baby will come out with chokolat color skin

[FitnessFrenzy]

Call Tito24. He will get rid of the bitch. No questions asked.

[Sophus]

breaking my balls over every little thing

like she is going to move into my place

but she wants to change everything

ok so i painted this whole place the way she wanted

then she wants to throw out my fridge, freezer, washing machine, table and chairs and wardrobe to change them with her shit

i relucatantly agree with this, even tho i dont likeit, but i figured i have to make this work

then she starts saying she wants to change the flooring

and i say "no. you changed enough. nothing is changing anymore untill further notice."

and she was pissed off and it became a whole big arguement

and she bitches and moans about things like "and yesterday you didnt brush your teeth in the morning before going to work. i know because your tooth brush was dry"


the fuck is this

Sounds like a crazy bitch

[The True Adonis]

Find some leaves to rake.  You will forget about all of this.

[Tapeworm]

To get out of this you will need:
- Squid ink
- A turkey baster
- Sedatives

[Radical Plato]

[dr.chimps]

so....

this probably means i'm going to be paying for life to a bitch with a kid i will never see


any way to avoid having to pay all together?

Guess the race.

[booty]

breaking my balls over every little thing

like she is going to move into my place

but she wants to change everything

ok so i painted this whole place the way she wanted

then she wants to throw out my fridge, freezer, washing machine, table and chairs and wardrobe to change them with her shit

i relucatantly agree with this, even tho i dont likeit, but i figured i have to make this work

then she starts saying she wants to change the flooring

and i say "no. you changed enough. nothing is changing anymore untill further notice."

and she was pissed off and it became a whole big arguement

and she bitches and moans about things like "and yesterday you didnt brush your teeth in the morning before going to work. i know because your tooth brush was dry"


the fuck is this

Your girl wants to decorate. Just let her do what she wants. She is building a nest for her family.

[MAXX]

and she bitches and moans about things like "and yesterday you didnt brush your teeth in the morning before going to work. i know because your tooth brush was dry"

sounds like the typical borderline bitch. why did you impregnate