Author Topic: Current Falcon vs Current Derek Anthony, who wins a fight? (Read 4472 times)

Army of One · « **on:** April 15, 2013, 06:51:58 AM »

Falcon seems to have added kicks to his repertoire, DA you would have to fight his nurses too, who wins the battle?

jodsy · « **Reply #1 on:** April 15, 2013, 09:32:56 AM »

that is the most awkward kick i have ever seen

quadzilla456 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 15, 2013, 09:51:48 AM »

Wow, DA looks very dumb boxing like that. Look at the frown on his forehead - like a St. Barnard. Must have a low IQ.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 15, 2013, 09:58:28 AM »

Current Johnny Falcon could take either Derek, be it Current Derek or Prime-Derek.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #4 on:** April 15, 2013, 10:08:20 AM »

Falcon would take DA and Overeem down at the same time.

TigerStripes · « **Reply #5 on:** April 15, 2013, 10:13:44 AM »

I think Derek is now seriously wasting away and dying.

I can't make fun of him anymore. It's just become really sad and tragic.

funk51 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 15, 2013, 10:40:30 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on April 15, 2013, 06:51:58 AM

Falcon seems to have added kicks to his repertoire, DA you would have to fight his nurses too, who wins the battle?

the best thing here is that the 2 nd video is only 37 seconds long, i made it half way. first video seriousely who watched all 12 some minutes of this?

? WHOOOOOOO?

??

Marty Champions · « **Reply #7 on:** April 15, 2013, 01:51:57 PM »

Quote from: jodsy on April 15, 2013, 09:32:56 AM

that is the most awkward kick i have ever seen

consider the steel toe boot

i dont recommend round housing a water logged heavy bag unless you want to be a cripple

Marty Champions · « **Reply #8 on:** April 15, 2013, 01:53:20 PM »

Quote from: funk51 on April 15, 2013, 10:40:30 AM

the best thing here is that the 2 nd video is only 37 seconds long, i made it half way. first video seriousely who watched all 12 some minutes of this?? WHOOOOOOO???

if you dont watch my whole video than you dont hear how the song changes and gets better bro

Marty Champions · « **Reply #9 on:** April 15, 2013, 01:57:14 PM »

in taekwondo its called a "push kick" probably the least likely kick for your opponent to catch, those high kicks are too risky unless youre an expert but still risky

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 15, 2013, 02:23:46 PM »

Gotta love the Falcons double jabs with the left and then the Sledgehammer Right.

Derek wouldn't stand a chance. Neither would Tbombz, JohnnyNoGains, Arce, Wesley Snipes, Overeem, Mentzer Bob, Kim Jong Un etc

deadz · « **Reply #11 on:** April 15, 2013, 02:24:54 PM »

Falcony will put the final nail in that gimps coffin.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #12 on:** April 15, 2013, 03:59:03 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on April 15, 2013, 02:23:46 PM

Gotta love the Falcons double jabs with the left and then the Sledgehammer Right.

Derek wouldn't stand a chance. Neither would Tbombz, JohnnyNoGains, Arce, Wesley Snipes, Overeem, Mentzer Bob, Kim Jong Un etc

That right cross is the deal Falcon would take down anyone here, che would be close. But Falcon is in training now and losing some weight who knows what the outcome would be between Falcon vs Che a close contest.

Army of One · « **Reply #13 on:** April 15, 2013, 04:36:37 PM »

Falcons jabs look to have the power of a small ant

Lord of the Roidz · « **Reply #14 on:** April 15, 2013, 04:59:18 PM »

Wow...been gone for a while...what the hell happenned to Johhny Falcon ? Please tell me he was given a 6 figure contract by Muscletech to purposely turn himeself into a fat slob so they can do a before and after ad with him..(using his old pics for the "After" shots of course....)

Or tell me he somehow landed a movie role (hey maybe some producer caught his absurd youtube videos and liked them)..and now they're forcing him to be obese like DeNiro in Raging Bull.

Please someone tell me..what happened??

Mattyh7688 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 15, 2013, 05:06:17 PM »

both r dying and extremely unhealthy

polychronopolous · « **Reply #16 on:** April 15, 2013, 05:38:49 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on April 15, 2013, 06:51:58 AM

Falcon seems to have added kicks to his repertoire, DA you would have to fight his nurses too, who wins the battle?

Not even one decent "step back uppercut" in the entire video

$:-\$

SusanFitness · « **Reply #17 on:** April 15, 2013, 05:47:47 PM »

Would give up my pussy to the Falcon. Derek Anthony, I wouldn't touch even with surgical gloves on and a gas mask.

Nails · « **Reply #18 on:** April 15, 2013, 05:50:10 PM »

a simple tap to the kidneys by johnny would send DA to his coffin

claymore · « **Reply #19 on:** April 15, 2013, 06:00:13 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on April 15, 2013, 09:58:28 AM

Current Johnny Falcon could take either Derek, be it Current Derek or Prime-Derek.

This ^^^^

arce1988 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 15, 2013, 06:18:03 PM »

Marty Champions · « **Reply #21 on:** April 15, 2013, 08:36:07 PM »

Quote from: Mattyh7688 on April 15, 2013, 05:06:17 PM

both r dying and extremely unhealthy

been pretty bitter latley against me

did i offend you in someway?

jodsy · « **Reply #22 on:** April 16, 2013, 01:13:32 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on April 15, 2013, 01:51:57 PM

consider the steel toe boot

i dont recommend round housing a water logged heavy bag unless you want to be a cripple

i cant comment on whether that was the correct kick for the job but the kick did not flow with the punches so it looked awkward

maybe someone heme ironed your punch bag in order to weaken you on the sly

Primemuscle · « **Reply #23 on:** April 16, 2013, 01:43:39 AM »

How many hours did you devote to thinking this nonsense up? Falcon is a healthy male with a little extra fat (like a normal human being). Derek is probably on his last legs, in hospice and fighting for his life. Where is there a contest? Do not insult either of these men with this crap.

Army of One · « **Reply #24 on:** April 16, 2013, 07:44:11 AM »

Quote from: Primemuscle on April 16, 2013, 01:43:39 AM

How many hours did you devote to thinking this nonsense up? Falcon is a healthy male with a little extra fat (like a normal human being). Derek is probably on his last legs, in hospice and fighting for his life. Where is there a contest? Do not insult either of these men with this crap.

Who pulled out of you without cumming?Calm down Gloria