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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #75 on: April 19, 2013, 08:57:51 AM »

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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #78 on: April 19, 2013, 11:56:00 AM »
probably doing his idiotic "high intensity" swinging bouncing momentum back snaps training. no wonder the dude has like 12 major injuries during his career. you'd think he'd learn his lesson.
he never gets hurt in the gym, he falls a lot, falls from the stairs, from his truck (which is like a flight of stairs for his stature),...

seems to lack basic skills

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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #79 on: April 20, 2013, 02:21:57 AM »
Antoine confirms the story regarding Branch as well, too bad there's no time scale on MD Videos, but it's approx after 2/3s of the video

http://www.musculardevelopment.com/contests/fibo-power/10375-fibo-power-2013/5550-antoine-vaillant-unleashed-at-fibo-power-part-i.html#.UXEoQtifxF8

lol antoine's starting to sound like a french arnold or something. GET TO DA CHOPPA!

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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #80 on: April 20, 2013, 03:11:01 AM »
He must be Serious about beating Phil at the 2013 Olympia   ::) ::)









The only way Branch could win the Mr. Olympia, is if he was in Colorado and "mistook" Phil for a deer and shot him.

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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #82 on: April 20, 2013, 04:03:22 AM »
i was passing by their booth at fibo last weekend and there was branch standing in front of it with some fitness chick who was also working at the booth and she started inviting me to take a picture with branch etc., and i stopped for a couple of seconds, looked at her and calmly replied: ''maybe ten years ago'' and walked on

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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #83 on: April 20, 2013, 04:16:15 AM »
What a piece of shit.

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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #84 on: April 20, 2013, 05:10:02 AM »
i was passing by their booth at fibo last weekend and there was branch standing in front of it with some fitness chick who was also working at the booth and she started inviting me to take a picture with branch etc., and i stopped for a couple of seconds, looked at her and calmly replied: ''maybe ten years ago'' and walked on

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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #85 on: April 20, 2013, 05:56:37 AM »
i was passing by their booth at fibo last weekend and there was branch standing in front of it with some fitness chick who was also working at the booth and she started inviting me to take a picture with branch etc., and i stopped for a couple of seconds, looked at her and calmly replied: ''maybe ten years ago'' and walked on

Never happened, but cool story bro.

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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #86 on: April 20, 2013, 08:01:06 AM »
Never happened, but cool story bro.

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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #87 on: April 20, 2013, 09:14:43 AM »
Never happened, but cool story bro.

it happened ;)

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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #88 on: April 20, 2013, 11:16:26 AM »
Unprofessional all the way. At least I hope he 'mumbled' an apologise

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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #89 on: April 20, 2013, 11:25:38 AM »
Unprofessional all the way. At least I hope he 'mumbled' an apologise

It was prob a shitty European brand like Hoist or Sportsart, no need to excuse for that

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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #90 on: April 20, 2013, 03:41:14 PM »
not even the massive European WSM competitors do this to the equipment there, Branch must be REALLY strong

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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #92 on: April 21, 2013, 08:00:02 AM »
Unprofessional all the way. At least I hope he 'mumbled' an apologise

Hahaha :)

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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #93 on: April 21, 2013, 08:03:43 AM »
Branch looks like the type who loads 6 plates a side for shrugs then leaves the bar loaded when he's done. No patience for those people

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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #94 on: April 21, 2013, 08:20:25 AM »
while training there during the 4 days of the Fibo.

Info from the gym owner himself ;D
last time they'll let him into  planet fitness. ;D
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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #95 on: April 21, 2013, 08:34:00 AM »
lol "hoist" equipment

very awkward design always

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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #96 on: April 21, 2013, 10:46:08 AM »
lol "hoist" equipment

very awkward design always

Hoist equipment is total shit anyway.

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Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
« Reply #97 on: April 21, 2013, 11:19:14 AM »
Hoist equipment is total shit anyway.

i've used shit equipment too, if it doesn't work the way i want it to, i walk away and use something else. i don't proceed to break three machines like some enraged oompa loompa