Author Topic: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne.... (Read 13110 times)

affeman · « **on:** April 18, 2013, 10:13:31 AM »

while training there during the 4 days of the Fibo.

Info from the gym owner himself

MB · « **Reply #1 on:** April 18, 2013, 10:20:10 AM »

Gyms can't be hardcore until the machines are broken.

jodsy · « **Reply #2 on:** April 18, 2013, 10:21:02 AM »

cool story bro

Man of Steel · « **Reply #3 on:** April 18, 2013, 10:21:22 AM »

hardcore machine training LOL!

liquid_c · « **Reply #4 on:** April 18, 2013, 10:21:35 AM »

If he literally broke them he was being an idiot. No need to break machines no matter who you are.

Submissionfytr · « **Reply #5 on:** April 18, 2013, 10:48:00 AM »

Retard rage. Had an attack since Farah dumped him for Kai :-)

BILL ANVIL · « **Reply #6 on:** April 18, 2013, 11:12:59 AM »

Quote from: liquid_c on April 18, 2013, 10:21:35 AM

If he literally broke them he was being an idiot. No need to break machines no matter who you are.

this^^

Nails · « **Reply #7 on:** April 18, 2013, 11:14:22 AM »

Soda machine?
Snack machine?
Condom dispenser machine???

Marine · « **Reply #8 on:** April 18, 2013, 11:22:56 AM »

el numero uno · « **Reply #9 on:** April 18, 2013, 11:23:03 AM »

Branch is too hardcore for old-fashioned gyms, the owner should use a "you must be this tall to ride this machine" sign so the midget would just walk away.

Nails · « **Reply #10 on:** April 18, 2013, 11:26:11 AM »

They probably broke due to heat friction because of his 1/4 inch rep superfast swinging lifting style

Mitch · « **Reply #11 on:** April 18, 2013, 11:27:11 AM »

Branch is so hardcore that...

I don't care

Nails · « **Reply #12 on:** April 18, 2013, 11:30:40 AM »

Pics of destroyed machines or gym owner is full of shit

Papper · « **Reply #13 on:** April 18, 2013, 01:08:38 PM »

None of the three machines were hardcore enough, so Branch had to teach them a lesson.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #14 on:** April 18, 2013, 01:42:07 PM »

Branch "Stronger than mechanical design and materials tolerance parameters" Warren strikes again.

Next time he's in town maybe he can chew a 3/8" bolt in half.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #15 on:** April 18, 2013, 02:44:36 PM »

this only happens when people do ballistic reps to fuel their ego

hardgainerj · « **Reply #16 on:** April 18, 2013, 02:45:47 PM »

has anyone wondered why this midget wont do standard military presses than doing incline presses on seated shoulder press

arce1988 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 18, 2013, 02:46:50 PM »

Danjo · « **Reply #18 on:** April 18, 2013, 02:50:51 PM »

BILL ANVIL · « **Reply #19 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:02:17 PM »

Quote from: hardgainerj on April 18, 2013, 02:45:47 PM

has anyone wondered why this midget wont do standard military presses than doing incline presses on seated shoulder press

id like to see how much he can standing dumbbell press

hardgainerj · « **Reply #20 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:04:27 PM »

Quote from: BILL ANVIL on April 18, 2013, 03:02:17 PM

id like to see how much he can standing dumbbell press

maybe a fraction of what he incline presses on the seated shoulder press

Bevo · « **Reply #21 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:05:06 PM »

Ridiculous that he has a couple of Arnold wins and Cormier has none

BILL ANVIL · « **Reply #22 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:09:13 PM »

Quote from: hardgainerj on April 18, 2013, 03:04:27 PM

maybe a fraction of what he incline presses on the seated shoulder press

major complex..
see how much Poundstone could put up if he used that ridiculous form, except hes got too much self respect to make himself look that foolish.

el numero uno · « **Reply #23 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:15:23 PM »

Quote from: hardgainerj on April 18, 2013, 03:04:27 PM

maybe a fraction of what he incline presses on the seated shoulder press

hey, dude incline presses and squats at the same time, give him a break

TigerStripes · « **Reply #24 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:27:47 PM »

Branch's "macho" image is all a marketing ploy.

Middle aged men dream about branch topping them on a bear skin rug in his hunting cabin. With his musky bo scent and rugged stubble on his face.

That's how they sell dvds and tickets to the shows.

Author Topic: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne.... (Read 13110 times)

Marine