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Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« on: May 02, 2013, 06:15:22 PM »
300 gallons of urine found in home
http://www.newstimes.com/policereports/article/300-gallons-of-urine-found-in-home-4473073.php

"NEWTOWN -- Authorities are seeking to determine whether criminal charges should be brought against a Newtown man they say stored as much as 300 gallons of human urine in his home.

The man, whose name has not been released because he has not been charged, has spoken with state and local environmental officials, according to Department of Energy and Environmental Protection spokesman Dennis Schain.

When DEEP investigators, at the behest of local health officials, searched the house on Berkshire Road they found "200 to 300 one-gallon plastic jugs" filled with urine, Schain said.

The average person produces about six cups of urine a day."

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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2013, 06:25:26 PM »
 lol

What was he planning on doing with it exactly ?

And it doesn't state who's pee it was...we need answers.
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2013, 06:26:25 PM »
Maybe the guy was a trucker. Way of the road.

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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2013, 06:29:15 PM »
^

I immediately thought of the piss jugs after reading  ;D
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2013, 06:36:00 PM »
Quote from: Borracho on May 02, 2013, 06:25:26 PM
lol

What was he planning on doing with it exactly ?

And it doesn't state who's pee it was...we need answers.
sell it as an old country remedy for acne?
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2013, 06:50:25 PM »
German Goo Goo Girls film producer???
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2013, 08:36:52 PM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on May 02, 2013, 06:26:25 PM
Maybe the guy was a trucker. Way of the road.



Trailer Park Boys was the first thing I thought of when I read this story.  lol.

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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2013, 08:38:01 PM »
Quote from: syntaxmachine on May 02, 2013, 06:46:22 PM
Newtown didn't need this right now.

haha!! ;D
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2013, 08:42:31 PM »
Quote from: Nails on May 02, 2013, 06:50:25 PM
German Goo Goo Girls film producer???

I'm pretty ashamed that I know what you're talking about!!  :(
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2013, 09:09:14 PM »
urine trouble, good sir.
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2013, 09:12:27 PM »
I just sold 5 gallons of piss to McDonalds.
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2013, 09:18:01 PM »
 ::)

how can you charge someone for keeping their own piss?  given it has some of the  same factors as feces, he could have used it, as a natural fertilizer, or sold it to farmers.  even labs that grow cultures could have used it.

the hell with USA law enforcement.  i see they don't keep Chaos, a true menace to society, locked up.
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2013, 09:22:31 PM »
This pisses me off.
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2013, 09:29:46 PM »
What a pisser.
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2013, 09:32:26 PM »
Wonder how many gallons Falcon has stored up?
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2013, 09:34:21 PM »
So we finally find out whhat the hell Soundness has been upto this whole time :D
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2013, 09:43:54 PM »
It's only crime if you want it to pee.
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2013, 09:45:58 PM »
Quote from: haider on May 02, 2013, 09:34:21 PM
So we finally find out whhat the hell Soundness has been upto this whole time :D

YES!!! haha
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2013, 09:58:58 PM »
Quote from: el numero uno on May 02, 2013, 09:43:54 PM
It's only crime if you want it to pee.

Piss poor.
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2013, 11:48:34 PM »
Quote from: syntaxmachine on May 02, 2013, 06:46:22 PM
Newtown didn't need this right now.

 :D
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2013, 11:52:12 PM »
Quote from: G_Thang on May 02, 2013, 09:18:01 PM
::)

how can you charge someone for keeping their own piss?  given it has some of the  same factors as feces, he could have used it, as a natural fertilizer, or sold it to farmers.  even labs that grow cultures could have used it.

the hell with USA law enforcement.  i see they don't keep Chaos, a true menace to society, locked up.

not really. human excrement is highly toxic, not at all like animal feces they use for fertilizer. completely different digestive processes.
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2013, 11:55:13 PM »
Seen this irl.  Crazy old man.  Not pretty or so sweet smelling.

As if criminal charges are what this poor fucker really needs.  
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2013, 11:58:12 PM »
he's taking the piss
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2013, 02:56:03 AM »
Living the Stream.
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Re: Man Stores 300 Gallons of Piss in Home
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2013, 03:19:51 AM »
Silly town getting all pissy eyed over something like this.
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