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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2050 on: June 23, 2014, 12:00:09 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2051 on: June 23, 2014, 12:20:37 PM »
The Urinal

A young tough stood at the urinal,
Wearing raunchy jeans
A Levis jacket with the white fleece collar,
Trashy Kmart workboots,
A head of wavy blonde hair.
As he man-pissed,
He released a long hissing fart.
Sounded like a radiator.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2052 on: June 23, 2014, 02:40:56 PM »
LOL how old is this Tristan, 13? is that a swatch watch?

Wana act like a big boy Tristan?, I can lend you one of my time pieces, to buy this you need real money not steronz currency:



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2053 on: June 23, 2014, 03:01:19 PM »
Re: World Cup Soccer - Who Will Win?

Watching the match with a famous son of GB...



Lobstah transformed herself to a love seat..

In process of plying him with drink now, might head out to pub after match pre-sauced.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2054 on: June 23, 2014, 03:13:11 PM »
Re: World Cup Soccer - Who Will Win?


would love to be that laptop.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2055 on: June 23, 2014, 03:24:12 PM »
gayer than derek anthonys toothbrush.


getbigs search option is so poor that ron gets subsidy for it.


tiger woods should be thrown of a church

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2056 on: June 23, 2014, 03:26:49 PM »
What to do when every type of porn bores you?
discuss... i moved onto animal stuff, but it turned me off after a while. It just gets really boring


try bisexual, transexual, or outright homosexual porn.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2057 on: June 24, 2014, 01:17:41 AM »
I am not attacking you. I am just stating the obvious. You and your narcisistic personality try to match Groink and it went wrong. Honest mistake. You are here for 3 months how could you know with who you were messing around?
I have no doubt it must be harsh to get owned at your own thread but it happens. You could be a gentleman about it and accept defeat.
If it serves as consolation Groink has owned guys much better than you.
As an inteligent man you should perceive a reality check as a friendly gesture. You are a good poster and i enjoy them, but you should never forget that this is Getbig and not Gethahoes or Getstd's.com


Falco, for the third time, if you want to tell me something do it as a stand alone man, I'll have a little more respect for you, you keep swinging Groink's dick without his permission, if you wana suckle on his balls like the toothless puppy that you are, then please do so but leave me out of it...I know you're a poor incompetent electrician from a third world country famous for olive oil and goats, but you can do better than that argument wise.

I will not stand for cheap shots from a twink, hence I am calling you out man on man...I am taller, with a better physique, you would kill yourself to get where I am and I just finished a Churchill cigar and was out yesterday stuffing my face in a Michelin starred Japanese restaurant (Nobu) and drinking Sake. Add to this I am wealthier than you'll ever be. My advice to you is to go find a suitable ground out of town near Algarve, dig a 6 foot deep hole and do us all a favour and lie in it and stop breathing.



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2058 on: June 24, 2014, 01:39:56 AM »
Fucking butt hurt, mal-nourished, peasant wasting my time.
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2059 on: June 24, 2014, 04:09:51 AM »
all you need not is some

Nori sheets
Philadelphia cream cheese
avocado's
sushi rice
rice wine vinegar (to make the rice)
sugar (to make the rice)

... and a deep fryer.

deep fried philly-rolls :)

oh, and some eel sauce, soy sauce, and wasabi. :)


6 grams of each hits the sweet spot in my taste buds

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2060 on: June 25, 2014, 11:36:02 AM »
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« Reply #2061 on: June 26, 2014, 05:27:03 AM »


seems like the kinda woman that you dont have to spend a dime on you could rest your face in her soft panty crotch all day after she fills you up with cookies and pasta after a hard days work while she tells you stories about other planets and the science of electricity

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« Reply #2063 on: June 26, 2014, 09:55:58 AM »
Yes, Booty is great



Some of my favorite shots , cant find the motorcycle-pic though









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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2064 on: June 26, 2014, 09:58:57 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2066 on: June 26, 2014, 10:16:56 AM »
Some Getbiggers are doing a great job, banging hot Columbian chicks...etc. BUT, there's also a lot of angry virgins coming out of the woods lately who have no idea how some women should be treated, so I thought a small taster of Skorps ways might enlighten some.

Step 1: Buy her Louboutins



Step 2: Fly her across the world and wine and dine the shit out of her, in a style no other man did



Step 3: Don't be shit in bed, and don't look shit naked.
PIC TO XPLICIT TO POST


Step 4: After a full blown night of action, your nuts will need to cool down in zero gravity for recovery as the demand will increase the next night following the way you treated her the night before.



ps: If you don't have a job and/or you're ugly and don't even train, ignore all of the above and stay in the basement reading this then post hateful comments below.




A few points from booty... Poor man style.  Protein shake delivered from the tap upon waking, followed by coffee in bed. Pick some wild flowers by the side of the road. Leave a little romantic note for her where she will find it.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2067 on: June 27, 2014, 07:58:58 AM »












can someonw write tbombz story for me? I am missing a lot.



1.Spoiled as a kid
2.Stole from parents to fuel teenage coke habit
3.Trained and got some muscles and lost fat
4.Did some gay
5.Got HIV
6.Became born again christian
7.Got married

God has now wiped the slate so ignore 1-5.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2068 on: June 27, 2014, 09:47:53 AM »
BigMC will be having a little Skerpio Junior on July 17, 2015.

9 lbs 7 oz.

Congratulations.







That Rolex Submariner is so old, the dials have gone stale yellow and the screen is so scratched up you can barely tell the time.

If you can't buy a new Rolex, leave it to the people who can afford them. You're trying too hard.

And from your forearm, I can tell your physique is shit...I'd say you're sitting at atleast 15 to 18%+ bf right now.



Brutal 5" wrists.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2069 on: June 27, 2014, 12:04:09 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2070 on: June 28, 2014, 12:16:25 PM »
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« Reply #2071 on: June 28, 2014, 01:16:37 PM »
walked into a planet fitness today

they put a brand new huge planet fitness gym 5 minutes from my house. i finally checked it out today. as soon as i walked in, the manger came up and tryed to sign me up.
i told him, you don't want me in here bro. he agreed, as i was wearing a 3 xxxl shirt. but i have to say, the place was nice. rows of brand new treadmills, steppers, tvs everywhere.
also a snack bar. now i would never join planet fitness to lift weights, as i already belong to three gyms. but when my one year commitment runs out at my anytime fitness gym for 38.00
a month, i just might join planet fitness for the 10.00 dollars a month just to use the cardio equipment.

Judgment Free Zone. What pandering, turbocharged faggotry.

Come on in, sit on the bike, and enjoy your hot fudge sundae. No pedaling, no worries. We won't even think poorly of you.

I actually belong to a PF and I judge people in there all the time. 

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2073 on: June 28, 2014, 11:48:41 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2074 on: June 29, 2014, 05:11:07 AM »