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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5950 on: September 25, 2025, 11:16:49 PM »
Bhank's ever evolving mug. Now with 20% more Hankins. Thanks to BB, Krank and Taffin for their contributions.



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5951 on: September 26, 2025, 06:43:35 AM »
Re: Hankins update pic

You guys are just haters, his head looks fine.

In the video he head is closer than his body and it gives the perception of being big.

I got your back Bhank..

mystery is solved, I knew someone had it

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5952 on: September 28, 2025, 02:10:12 AM »
Re: Vegan Gains on gear

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Blaha pulled better trim than him. Sad. She was going more lesbian, and didn't enjoy sex with him apparently.

He talks women here -

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The big white one was his ass dildo.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5953 on: September 28, 2025, 08:06:03 AM »
Re: Vegan Gains on gear

Why in the world would anyone give 2 fucks about this loser.....what`s the attraction  ???

drivers slow down for car crashes....

This, it's reassurance that your life isn't so bad if your car isn't wrecked or you don't have a dildo in your butt for $3.99/month



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5954 on: September 29, 2025, 10:51:26 AM »
Re: I'm thinking about giving up home internet and phone

Just use the internet for work. I feel we are being controlled by it. Any of you experimented with it? How did it go?

As an added bonus, it means you will be rid of me  ;D

I think this is a bad idea.

If you give up your phone and internet, is there a library or internet cafe you could utilize so you can still post on here?



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5955 on: October 02, 2025, 02:37:10 AM »
Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?

Sick mind thinking up such things, the sign that someone is close to God is that they become peaceful within, you are constipated with shit up to your mouth.

There really isn't much going on in that atrophied brain of yours is there? Just exercise, steroids, and pretending to be enlightened  ;D

Fat fuck get some exercise and an exorcism.

If there is one thing that screams "INNER PEACE", it's a middle aged roided up bald man in a thong

I got 49 out of 50 in my driving theory, not too shrivelled unlike your fucking useless little johnson.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5956 on: October 04, 2025, 04:33:18 AM »
Dude I had no clue how much nudity she had done. A lot of it, fantastic tits. She reminds me of our old nanny but with much bigger tits. The same kind of mouth breather look, but not in a bad way if that makes sense.

I'd fuck her 6 ways to Sunday but you are right about the mouth breather look.  I call it more of a hot downs look.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5957 on: October 07, 2025, 08:00:13 PM »
You know it is true.   He probably rolls up on them on with that droopy laugh already in place. Throws out the latest buzzwords that caught his fancy from the 1980 Military Survivalist magazine collection that he bought off eBay.  Starts rattling off the latest CT scenario that he picked up off whatever weird backass X accounts he follows and shuffles around to face them every time they turn their backs to him.  Because once you make eye contact with him, it's an automatic 45 minute monologue that covers everything from how New Balance shoes are a conspiracy because they don't make size 5 in Double Extra Wide for his deformed feet, to how great it would be if someone made an app that would turn his hearing aids into police scanner receivers.  Poor LE guys probably resemble on duty spotters for a suspected Chinese spy balloon.  Eyes turned skyward.  Head darting around in the opposite direction of where he is standing.  Their two way radio at the corner of their mouths while they are hissing "048 has arrived.  048 has arrived.  Need distraction now.  Someone put a cat in a tree somewhere please."   The entire time not looking down once at the whining oompa loompa who will NOT.  SHUT.  Up.


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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5958 on: October 09, 2025, 03:57:15 AM »
Re: Gal Ferreira Yates - Updates



Want to see her asshole.

Agreed.

In fact - and I mean no disrespect to Dorian here - I'd pay good money just to watch her take a shit



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5959 on: October 09, 2025, 11:12:22 PM »
Re: Pumping Iron currently free on YouTube

I know all real GetBiggers own this already, but for those who don't or haven't seen it for a while it's gone up on the YouTube Movies channel for free and in decent definition



Gotta admit I don't recall Lou a) looking that old for 24 and b) having such shit posture

Free?



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5960 on: October 10, 2025, 04:07:58 PM »
Re: Pumping Iron currently free on YouTube

I believe citrus appeared twice in this movie between Big Tony and then later on Lou. Then bodybuilding fans and schmoes alike had to wait nearly 4 decades for citrus to reemerge in bodybuilding cinema. This time, it starred alongside Kai Greene in short film titled Pulp Friction

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5961 on: October 11, 2025, 04:53:28 AM »
Skeletor has been on fire recently!  Talk about channelling 'he who must not be named'!  ;D


Re: Critique review condition and size at 43

The surgeon is covered, it is well documented the bhank did not follow the post-op recovery protocol. Imagine how it would have played in court:


Judge: Mr. Hankins, did you follow the 20 week post operation rehabilitation protocol your doctor provided you?

bhank: My orthopedic is doing his best to slow me down.


Judge: What do you mean your orthopedic is doing his best to slow you down Mr. Hankins?

bhank: I am not on their schedule. I am on mine. I am months ahead. I was already benching twice in the 40-50 rep range before week 13.


Judge: Mr. Hankins, I have the doctor's schedule in front of me and it says you were not supposed to do even a single push up by week 20 and instead of doing plyometric wall presses you say you bench pressed twice?

bhank: I am the foremost expert in the world at coming back from this shit.


Judge: Mr Hankins, please watch your language in this court. How do you claim you are the foremost expert? Do you have any medical qualifications?

bhank: There is no one on this fucking planet who knows more about my body and its recovery and training than me.


Judge: Mr Hankins, this is the last time, if you do not watch your language you will be held in contempt and sent to jail.

bhank: Fuck you bitch, you don't even lift!


Judge: Bailiff, please restrain Mr. Hankins.

bhank: I can't be faded!
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5962 on: October 11, 2025, 05:03:35 AM »
Skeletor and Phantom Spunker are making strong late pushes for POTY.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5963 on: October 11, 2025, 05:23:58 AM »
Skeletor and Phantom Spunker are making strong late pushes for POTY.
2 legendary posters for sure!!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5964 on: October 11, 2025, 09:20:12 AM »


Every single time I look at this, I find something new to laugh about. Legitimately LOL every time I look at it.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5965 on: October 11, 2025, 10:21:40 AM »
Every single time I look at this, I find something new to laugh about. Legitimately LOL every time I look at it.

Yeah, it is great. Not sure if they tried to make him look like pamith in C5. What is it with that dude and those live videos anyway? Then when he logs off, the videos are gone. So weird.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5966 on: October 11, 2025, 10:23:32 AM »
Every single time I look at this, I find something new to laugh about. Legitimately LOL every time I look at it.

the crowd scene was the best one...legit lols as you discovered a new hankins everywhere you looked

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5967 on: October 11, 2025, 10:29:32 AM »
the crowd scene was the best one...legit lols as you discovered a new hankins everywhere you looked


Yes! Another classic.

I have a request on this particular picture: can someone shop the fat black woman in the lower right corner of the picture,  into a fat black hankins woman?

It would be gold.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5968 on: October 11, 2025, 11:07:04 AM »
Yes! Another classic.

I have a request on this particular picture: can someone shop the fat black woman in the lower right corner of the picture,  into a fat black hankins woman?

It would be gold.

Thought about it but figured I'd leave Goodrum as-is.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5969 on: October 23, 2025, 05:51:53 AM »
Re: bhank is banned from Getbig

I would say the most likely scenario is that he has contacted Ronneth in private and applied his not inconsiderable negative charm to talk himself into oblivion.

It could also imply that he has used his knowledge gained in the 2-4 hours he spent at the law degree orientation mixer to render a savage legal sallyforth in Rons direction, to which again, oblivion beckoned.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5970 on: October 23, 2025, 05:54:34 AM »
Re: Dorian Yates puts Mike Israetel on his place

Mike Isratel may possibly be the absolute biggest piece of shit in the entire industry. I wish the absolute worst for him.

He claims the reason for his company Renaissance Periodization (RP) is to show the world his training/diet methods work! Except, they don't. And especially not for Mike.

Look at him...just look at him. He looks like shit. He's in his early 40s, but looks to be about 60. He's disgusting looking. Hairy and fat.

He was recently on the JustKidding podcast with a bunch of Chinese delivery drivers. His grotesque stomach was sticking out and resting on the sofa cushion of the sofa that he was slumped back on. He was on this worthless podcast doing more damage control for his PHD debacle. And his company RP sponsored this podcast that he was a guest on during which he attempted to defend himself.

Mike is a failed bodybuilder who has placed horribly in all his shows. And he ALWAYS will place horribly. He looked like utter dogshit at his recent show (and all previous shows) and blamed his poor placing on a bad tan and excess water in his love handles. He then got plastic surgery to remove these love handles. But if you ask him, his love handles were not caused by him being a fat fuck and not dieting correctly. Nope!! According to him, the excess water stored in his love handles were from when he "chose" to get fat as part of a dreamer bulk years ago! He now even has future plans for more surgeries! He wants to have tummy tucks, ribs broken, and a plastic waist device inserted in his gut.

And apparently, according to him, he's the only one who knows his body; and he's the only one who could coach himself. He feels no one is smart enough to coach him. His contest diet consisted of Gatorade and cereal.

He also appears to be a sexual deviant and a latent homosexual. In a past video with Johnny Shrieve, he discussed on camera being human toilet paper for other men. Then, in other videos, he has discussed giving blow jobs and rubbing other men's cocks. He's spoke about harming animals and violently assaulting other people in the fitness industry.

His PHD scandal is the most recent train wreck that he caused. His PHD paper was reviewed by Solomon Nelson and there were 100s and 100s of errors. He even misspelled the word science. Then he tried covering up all the mistakes and attempted to commit academic fraud. But many feel the university caught and him and stopped him.

And then his social media company tried hiding and covering up all the errors and they got caught as well. And his PHD was junk. It was trash. His PHD paper basically concluded that fit people are fitter and strong people are stronger. His paper should never have passed. And he's been using his PHD for years as a marketing tool; and to portray himself as an exercise scientist and an intelligent researcher. He's built his business and reputation off his PHD. Now the truth was revealed. He's a dimwitted fraud.

He's been going on a damage control tour and digging himself deeper and deeper.

He's a piece of fucking shit. And always will be.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5971 on: October 28, 2025, 04:46:15 PM »
To Conehead for making up absolute bullshit.

Apparently according to your thinking a stupid answer is better than no answer regardless that the stupid answer is false.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5972 on: October 28, 2025, 04:50:43 PM »
Please reserve this thread for the quoting of good posts, thanks.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5973 on: October 28, 2025, 04:55:33 PM »
I guess you are excused then.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5974 on: October 28, 2025, 04:55:58 PM »
Please reserve this thread for the quoting of good posts, thanks.

This thread has been derailed a while back. Its not what it was. 🤷🏻‍♂️
Its become a dumbing area for any posts.