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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5950 on: September 05, 2025, 05:03:52 AM »
Re: Hankins update pic

Hankins left because his name kept being used. This was when he was trying to clean up his image and became Wood Hankins.

Anyway, I think we got the best out of him. The wife, plus losing the pool cucked the content. The pool especially, that was like Samson getting a hair cut. Hankins needs to be high and around a pool to reach his maximum shitposting potential.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5951 on: September 07, 2025, 01:52:45 AM »
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Haha true mate mine just especially small when flaccid, another incident was in ayia Napa on a holiday with mates and the back and forth pranks between us got a bit out of hand and 2 of us stuffed another lads dress shirts into the toilet and pissed on them, a photo was taken unbeknownst to us but the angle meant only my tiddler was visible, dehydration from a week of sun and alcohol had taken its toll so looked especially small.

My mate had the photo and for about 6 months following the holiday showed everyone even lasses we would meet when out and about in the car. One glorious day I found his car unlocked and was able to retrieve the photo and destroy it was best day of my life haha




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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5952 on: September 07, 2025, 08:26:12 AM »
Re: Hankins update pic

You know the sound....




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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5954 on: September 17, 2025, 05:49:52 AM »

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5955 on: September 18, 2025, 05:42:30 AM »
Re: Hankins update pic

This man does the impossible every day


Or speaking at the United Nations? Or breaking Excel?

I will bet you dollars to doughnuts after such a brutal dashing of hopes, Bri has reverted to form and is now training for his Pro card.

A suicide stack and one final mad shot at glory.


Ah yes, I believe that was one of bhank's more recent achievements, around 1989








this changed to be him speaking at the UN with audrey hepburn

when in fact he was one of a group of scouts in the same room

the best to date was his school fights nonsense. I had 'a bit of time on my hands' and managed ot contact his brothers friends who said brian was a super shy loner who never had any fights at all. 2 girls he went ot school with - one recalled him but said he kept himself to himself and the other one in the same year couldnt remmeber who he was.

this was at odds with the wrasslin' child genius who fought everyone every day that he portrayed

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5956 on: September 19, 2025, 08:54:57 AM »


Timeline
This guy messages Brian on FB asking Brian to get in touch
I post his image here
Brian deletes the post from FB with the message
Bailey Sanchez makes his FB private

And Brian wants us to believe he doesnt know Bailey..

I wonder if Bailey posts here?
At a guess its "Royalty"

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5959 on: September 23, 2025, 08:34:19 AM »


He should have stayed in the mansion in Kitty Hawk that was prime real estate.   Life has only gotten worse and worse for him. 

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5960 on: September 25, 2025, 11:16:49 PM »
Bhank's ever evolving mug. Now with 20% more Hankins. Thanks to BB, Krank and Taffin for their contributions.



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5961 on: September 26, 2025, 06:43:35 AM »
Re: Hankins update pic

You guys are just haters, his head looks fine.

In the video he head is closer than his body and it gives the perception of being big.

I got your back Bhank..

mystery is solved, I knew someone had it

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5962 on: September 28, 2025, 02:10:12 AM »
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Blaha pulled better trim than him. Sad. She was going more lesbian, and didn't enjoy sex with him apparently.

He talks women here -

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The big white one was his ass dildo.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5963 on: September 28, 2025, 08:06:03 AM »
Re: Vegan Gains on gear

Why in the world would anyone give 2 fucks about this loser.....what`s the attraction  ???

drivers slow down for car crashes....

This, it's reassurance that your life isn't so bad if your car isn't wrecked or you don't have a dildo in your butt for $3.99/month



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5964 on: September 29, 2025, 10:51:26 AM »
Re: I'm thinking about giving up home internet and phone

Just use the internet for work. I feel we are being controlled by it. Any of you experimented with it? How did it go?

As an added bonus, it means you will be rid of me  ;D

I think this is a bad idea.

If you give up your phone and internet, is there a library or internet cafe you could utilize so you can still post on here?



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5965 on: October 02, 2025, 02:37:10 AM »
Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?

Sick mind thinking up such things, the sign that someone is close to God is that they become peaceful within, you are constipated with shit up to your mouth.

There really isn't much going on in that atrophied brain of yours is there? Just exercise, steroids, and pretending to be enlightened  ;D

Fat fuck get some exercise and an exorcism.

If there is one thing that screams "INNER PEACE", it's a middle aged roided up bald man in a thong

I got 49 out of 50 in my driving theory, not too shrivelled unlike your fucking useless little johnson.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5966 on: October 04, 2025, 04:33:18 AM »
Dude I had no clue how much nudity she had done. A lot of it, fantastic tits. She reminds me of our old nanny but with much bigger tits. The same kind of mouth breather look, but not in a bad way if that makes sense.

I'd fuck her 6 ways to Sunday but you are right about the mouth breather look.  I call it more of a hot downs look.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5967 on: October 07, 2025, 08:00:13 PM »
You know it is true.   He probably rolls up on them on with that droopy laugh already in place. Throws out the latest buzzwords that caught his fancy from the 1980 Military Survivalist magazine collection that he bought off eBay.  Starts rattling off the latest CT scenario that he picked up off whatever weird backass X accounts he follows and shuffles around to face them every time they turn their backs to him.  Because once you make eye contact with him, it's an automatic 45 minute monologue that covers everything from how New Balance shoes are a conspiracy because they don't make size 5 in Double Extra Wide for his deformed feet, to how great it would be if someone made an app that would turn his hearing aids into police scanner receivers.  Poor LE guys probably resemble on duty spotters for a suspected Chinese spy balloon.  Eyes turned skyward.  Head darting around in the opposite direction of where he is standing.  Their two way radio at the corner of their mouths while they are hissing "048 has arrived.  048 has arrived.  Need distraction now.  Someone put a cat in a tree somewhere please."   The entire time not looking down once at the whining oompa loompa who will NOT.  SHUT.  Up.


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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5968 on: October 09, 2025, 03:57:15 AM »
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Want to see her asshole.

Agreed.

In fact - and I mean no disrespect to Dorian here - I'd pay good money just to watch her take a shit



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5969 on: October 09, 2025, 11:12:22 PM »
Re: Pumping Iron currently free on YouTube

I know all real GetBiggers own this already, but for those who don't or haven't seen it for a while it's gone up on the YouTube Movies channel for free and in decent definition



Gotta admit I don't recall Lou a) looking that old for 24 and b) having such shit posture

Free?



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5970 on: October 10, 2025, 04:07:58 PM »
Re: Pumping Iron currently free on YouTube

I believe citrus appeared twice in this movie between Big Tony and then later on Lou. Then bodybuilding fans and schmoes alike had to wait nearly 4 decades for citrus to reemerge in bodybuilding cinema. This time, it starred alongside Kai Greene in short film titled Pulp Friction

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5971 on: October 11, 2025, 04:53:28 AM »
Skeletor has been on fire recently!  Talk about channelling 'he who must not be named'!  ;D


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The surgeon is covered, it is well documented the bhank did not follow the post-op recovery protocol. Imagine how it would have played in court:


Judge: Mr. Hankins, did you follow the 20 week post operation rehabilitation protocol your doctor provided you?

bhank: My orthopedic is doing his best to slow me down.


Judge: What do you mean your orthopedic is doing his best to slow you down Mr. Hankins?

bhank: I am not on their schedule. I am on mine. I am months ahead. I was already benching twice in the 40-50 rep range before week 13.


Judge: Mr. Hankins, I have the doctor's schedule in front of me and it says you were not supposed to do even a single push up by week 20 and instead of doing plyometric wall presses you say you bench pressed twice?

bhank: I am the foremost expert in the world at coming back from this shit.


Judge: Mr Hankins, please watch your language in this court. How do you claim you are the foremost expert? Do you have any medical qualifications?

bhank: There is no one on this fucking planet who knows more about my body and its recovery and training than me.


Judge: Mr Hankins, this is the last time, if you do not watch your language you will be held in contempt and sent to jail.

bhank: Fuck you bitch, you don't even lift!


Judge: Bailiff, please restrain Mr. Hankins.

bhank: I can't be faded!
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5972 on: October 11, 2025, 05:03:35 AM »
Skeletor and Phantom Spunker are making strong late pushes for POTY.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5973 on: October 11, 2025, 05:23:58 AM »
Skeletor and Phantom Spunker are making strong late pushes for POTY.
2 legendary posters for sure!!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5974 on: October 11, 2025, 09:20:12 AM »


Every single time I look at this, I find something new to laugh about. Legitimately LOL every time I look at it.