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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1225 on: December 11, 2013, 07:58:40 AM »
Thought I might add a bit if you don't mind.  ;)

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Good post bro.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1226 on: December 11, 2013, 04:30:22 PM »
I am sure you are a regular butt of jokes around the water cooler at work.

be that as it may

i'm still dominating subordinates and twink supervisor to the point he quit his job

take my chair try again twink boy

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1227 on: December 11, 2013, 05:24:47 PM »
Be happy that someone cares to post, you lactic cock thruster.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1228 on: December 11, 2013, 06:56:02 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1229 on: December 11, 2013, 07:00:16 PM »
I HOPE A BIG NEGRO WOMAN BEATS YOUR TEETH OUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ONE FINE DAY

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1230 on: December 11, 2013, 07:03:03 PM »


Full quote of peace,

FUNNY YOU ACCUSE WOMEN WHO CHOOSE A MAN FOR ATTRACTIVENESS OF BEING TRASH

YET YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF A MANS WALLET

DUMB WHORE PROSTITUTE PIECE OF SHIT

CALLING WOMEN TRASH BECAUSE THEY PREFER A HUGE MASCULAR MAN OVER A FEMINIZED BETA MALE WITH FAT WALLET

I HOPE A BIG NEGRO WOMAN BEATS YOUR TEETH OUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ONE FINE DAY

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1231 on: December 11, 2013, 07:16:04 PM »
women will say a bber looks gross when you show her a pic


but in his real life presence she will present her lubricated vagina


pretty much

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1234 on: December 12, 2013, 05:07:59 AM »

Avesher called me at work - WTF
So I get a call from Canada wondering who the fuck it is - not knowing anyone in Canada.

Who is it  - Avesher - dude it fucking bat shit insane, like everyone says.  Keeps going on and on and on about this and that.

Dude said he has one goal - drive Groink off of GB

I don't get it - tons of bad blood I guess.  Fuck  -  dude is crazy.

Dont know what happened between these two - but sheesh - its not good.

 

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1236 on: December 12, 2013, 05:23:47 AM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1237 on: December 12, 2013, 07:33:07 AM »
Full quote of peace,


If this turd don't stop posting in caps, I'm gonna knock HIS teeth out...

And have the fat blackie in question sit on his face.
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1238 on: December 12, 2013, 08:58:44 AM »
maybe he does seriously

i wonder if he wears undersized shirts

that can irritate women and attract homosex




Yes, Tbomz has an implicit bias towards various paid acts of the homosex variety with or without bunny suits deficient in asshole protection.  I tend to prefer redhaired women.  Call me a freak.   :P

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1239 on: December 12, 2013, 10:42:33 AM »
Josh Rehaluk
2520 Dewdney Avenue
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=224588.0


Im 47 now
I am bipolar with severe antisocial personality disorder
Ive had 117 jobs in my life
21 assault charges
7 trips to jail
6 psych ward trips
lived in at least 30 places
Josh Rehaluk, and I live in Regina Saskatchewan Canada
Im bipolar and have severe antisocial personality disorder. So sometimes I cant process thoughts properly and move towards violence rather quickly.


Over the years I have had multiple assaults in the workplace. This started early on in my 117 jobs employment history. This is an issue I have never gotten a grasp of, even to this day. When I am in the workplace, and an employer or fellow employee says something to me regarding my work, I always seem to spin it in my head in a different manner than it is intended for and lash out through verbal or physical manners.




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1240 on: December 12, 2013, 10:47:14 AM »


Isn't this supposed to be best getbig quotes? Wth are copying and pasting shit from other sites?

"To be, or not to be. That is the question."

Look I win for the best quote!!!
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1241 on: December 12, 2013, 10:48:39 AM »


You can't post your own quote.

Jesus Christ you're cornering the market on stupid.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1243 on: December 12, 2013, 03:07:51 PM »

^

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1244 on: December 12, 2013, 09:25:22 PM »
chocolate bitches is my main field of expertise next to weight training kinetics

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1245 on: December 12, 2013, 09:37:53 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1246 on: December 13, 2013, 12:53:14 AM »
Prime, do you really believe that it's necessary to explain that you actually don't want to piss in anyone's mouth?
I believe that you're not only taking others too serious in many cases, but yourself as well. Should you take nothing/no one serious? No, it's rather a mix of both.

When you call someone a whore, you're only lowering yourself. In case I was a mod, then I would give you a warning for that.

That's all I have to say about it.
i would piss in buuty mouth, and even take a dump on her, why not? Is that a sin?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1247 on: December 13, 2013, 12:55:33 AM »
i would piss in buuty mouth, and even take a dump on her, why not? Is that a sin?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1248 on: December 13, 2013, 01:27:53 AM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #1249 on: December 13, 2013, 12:46:36 PM »
A kick in the vagina is old news, you were just being a cunnt there