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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1825 on: April 14, 2014, 11:34:39 AM »
What the fuck is that emerging from between her strangely-misplaced tits? Kuato?


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1826 on: April 14, 2014, 01:20:26 PM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1827 on: April 14, 2014, 01:22:39 PM »
Uncle Junior roid rage:




When he threw that punch I reeled back in my computer chair and toppled over hitting my head on the floor. I got an ice pack and should recover shortly.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1828 on: April 15, 2014, 12:37:26 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1829 on: April 15, 2014, 12:40:15 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1830 on: April 15, 2014, 11:08:27 AM »
I refuse to log in, or post until Shizzo, Uncle Junior, and Wolfox are banned.
The reasons are clear enough, they are absolutely ruining this board.

I will not make a single post, or log in until they are gone.

If noone else is with me, and my leaving doesn't hold enough weight to ban all three of these tits then so be it,

Adios.



This is what you fuckers get for pressuring me to get a job. I had this place on lock and many great discussions going.  Sleep in your bed now Getbig.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1831 on: April 16, 2014, 02:03:36 AM »

As follows:

-Josh pissed of so many people on here with his real life stalking, damaging their business interest etc and after calling Shizzo's work and family and shit people finally had enough.
-They all conspired against him via pm to decide what the options were.
-There was talk of sending people down to his house (cos people knew his address) and beating shit out of him
-There was option to go legal and produce evidence etc
-They were in late stages of this when I heard from it (I was in Dubai at that stage)
- I said all above is fucking stupid, just leave it and it will all blow over, shizzo is big boy and no real life harm has actually been done and if it had there was a process that needed to be follow and any vigilante shit would just cause problems with the law etc.

-When it came down to it they decided to play prank on Josh and give his phone number out on advertisement board offering free TV (this is how tough it got when it came down to the crunch) ;D

-I said diplomacy was best way forward and I took responsibility of the "Josh problem" and decided to talk with him and settle based on my experience with my x fiance who had bordline personality disorder so I have experience in dealing with deranged people cos I am pretty fucking nuts myself, although in totally different way than Josh and took it upon myself to reform and mentor him.

I gave 1K to his charity and set him weight loss challenge to steer him on right course.

Bikinislut my girlfriend got pissed off and said "why you giving that guy money" he doesn't deserve it.

I said "babe leave it to me just go buy some shoes, get a manicure and relax I know what I am doing"

She wasn't happy about any of this.

I made deal between BS and Josh that they both would leave each other alone.

Then obviously Josh being pycho the way he is turned on me cos he got upset I was taking the spotlight from him as official get big pyscho and the susan fitness episode upset him because he felt he needed to be given credit for that owning and was thinking my ego had got out of control and that I was claiming all the glory for myself

At the same time me and BS were fighting a bunch because of the Groink dinner claim episode and she decided to give me her password and account and wanted off get big. (this was before above so timeline might not be quite right) but you get the picture.

Then I started fucking my x fiance again and probably got her pregnant and she wants to marry me now.

I also wanted to fuck some other chick on here and we are in late stages of arranging a vacation.

All the while I was upping the dose on test to 750mg and just wanted to eat and fuck all the time and its made me want to party and start taking coke so I became more insane than normal and started getting roid rage at shizzo because he made fake pm and posted it saying I wanted to see him wank off on skype and later admited it was a lie and he was upset cos I called him an obese degenerate fucktard.

Then I got mad and offered to feed shizzo to the crocodiles in Florida and made fake video pretending to have roid rage.

Then Bigmc and Vince Basile call me up on the phone to see what's really going on.


I wanted to go fuck hooker today like I did yesterday cos Anabolic halo had inspired me but I got stim dick from the Frenzy preworkout and couldn't do it.

Rest I cant remember



 

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1832 on: April 16, 2014, 02:12:24 AM »
This thread is shit. It's mainly Facebook stalker selecting his boyfriend/gimmicks photoshops. I see way funnier posts made be actual adults everyday. Any thread that contains quotes from Junior, trollfox and shitsoul is an instant joke.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1833 on: April 16, 2014, 02:48:33 AM »
This thread is shit. It's mainly Facebook stalker selecting his boyfriend/gimmicks photoshops. I see way funnier posts made be actual adults everyday. Any thread that contains quotes from Junior, trollfox and shitsoul is an instant joke.

Thank you for your contribution, much appreciated!

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1834 on: April 16, 2014, 07:01:05 AM »
Imagine being possessed like Wiggs! The poor buggar. No, Zane would be some obnoxious know it all. Someone like Hurricaine Beef. That jerk sent me messages saying Christine was prettier than my ex! Who else but Zane would need to do that?



While we're at it, someone ban this boring old fuck.



An angry Kiwi. One day you will be a lot older, too. I mix with young guys at my gym. I don't see that the age difference makes any difference at all there or on the internet. No smart asses at my gym because I would soon dispatch them.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1835 on: April 16, 2014, 07:02:41 AM »
This thread is shit. It's mainly Facebook stalker selecting his boyfriend/gimmicks photoshops. I see way funnier posts made be actual adults everyday. Any thread that contains quotes from Junior, trollfox and shitsoul is an instant joke.

Then add these quotes to this thread. Problem solved.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1836 on: April 16, 2014, 09:47:45 AM »
I once cracked one off in an airplane bathroom

Had some porn on my phone, plugged my headphones in and went to work.

I blow my population paste in the toilet  and open the door and there was a flight attendant and some dude standing there. She's shaking her head and he says. "We could here that" I assumed he meant me flushing. Went back to my seat and realized my headphones were only in the jack about half way. I could here it in the head phones but it was also coming out of the speaker on the phone.

I wanted to be invisible so bad.

Does this qualify as the mile high club?


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1837 on: April 17, 2014, 12:59:04 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1838 on: April 17, 2014, 05:05:58 PM »
Re: Dave Palumbo in the hospital yet again!

Palumbo's kidneys are so black that George Zimmerman tried to shoot them



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1839 on: April 18, 2014, 02:47:03 AM »
going back to work is really gonna destroy my life

currently i am living the dream

*sleep late until 09:30-10:00

*browse getbig while cooking chicken breast and rice

*complete my breakfast around 11:00

*take a nap untill 12

*browse getbig for a few hours

*prepare and eat another meal

*hit the gymnasium

*browse getbig for some hours

*prepare and eat another meal

*go to bed around 01:30-02:00 am


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1840 on: April 18, 2014, 03:04:16 AM »
Initially we were talking june/july for the offical get big Ibiza meet up, now its august... I wont be looking quite as good by then.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1841 on: April 18, 2014, 07:17:07 AM »
Offer to Anabolichalo (Sex but No Homo)

I feel bad for you having to fork out all these monies on third world diseased vaginas. Come with me to Ibiza and like I did here with my mate, not only will I hook you up to the best of my ability, but I will even make sure when you get a BJ, I'll quality check her performance and make sure she goes throat deep on you....even if its happens in the middle of a busy street like it did here.

Cant get a better wing man than this.

I'll be renting a multi bedroom apartment or villa in August, don't worry about food either, you just have to get yourself here and back. The rest leave it to me.



do you realize how many 20 euro hookers such a vacation could buy me?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1842 on: April 18, 2014, 12:35:04 PM »
Re: Ada takes you on a tour of our new apartment





good place for a suicide

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1843 on: April 18, 2014, 02:46:01 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1844 on: April 18, 2014, 02:48:50 PM »
bodybuilding.com

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That's gold, some of the funniest shit I've read in ages.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1845 on: April 18, 2014, 03:16:37 PM »
bb.com used to be epic untill the mods got all anal

some legend threads were salvaged tho by reposts on other websites


Haha yeah I remember this one, was absolutely hilarious.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1846 on: April 19, 2014, 01:08:25 AM »
My great gran pappy got his bunghole tickled by an italian lady whore who went by the name of Issabella.  Only porn he needed was an old tintype to "immortalize the occasion."





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1847 on: April 19, 2014, 01:28:44 AM »
BigCyp Come Back---By Potato

lol potato is the new queen of getbig

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1848 on: April 19, 2014, 04:36:08 AM »
Why rename Night of Champions?

Used to be such a cool event, became lame with the name change "New York Pro". What happened? ???







Ben Brantley calls A Night of Champions a triumphant blend of heroic moxie and monastic reflection: "Mixing elements of Augustinian confession and Pantagruelian picaresque, Marty Champions' dazzling one man show is like a Waiting for Godot where Godot not only shows up, he brings Zarathustra along to join him in taking a pyramid shit on your most accepted beliefs. Folks, this is 'Theatre of the Absorbed' – you'll laugh yourself to sleep and weep until your sides split. Absurd, you say? Put down the heme-iron and come find out!" Rating: 4/4 crates of raped grapefruits.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1849 on: April 19, 2014, 05:08:22 AM »
Haha yeah I remember this one, was absolutely hilarious.
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